cruft posted:

If your field full of cotton
Has some soil that's just rotten,
Then sit down while you get taught, 'n
Learn to cure your crappy dirt.

Friends, just bring this new seed over,
And before you can pet Rover,
You'll be swimming in new clover!
And--I promise--it won't hurt!

Yes! That cheerful little flower
has a crazy superpower!
Because hour after hour,
it will fixate nitrogen!

When your soil's health's replinished,
well, just till it, `cause you're finished!
Plant your cotton non-diminished,
And admire your busy gin!