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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

they also don't say Slammin anymore

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Qwertycoatl posted:

IIRC, when the game gives you a choice, it changes things round so that your choice is correct. If you trust Tosh you were right to do so, if you don't trust him it turns out he was evil all along.

confirmed: Jimmy Jims is a xel'naga

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jul 17, 2023

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

artifact radiation is what creates that highlight around stuff you can interact with

also the ! over the heads of people who want to give out a quest

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the lurkers are on the internet

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what if he had a rebellious young ward

a zerg boy whom he himself orphaned perhaps

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jul 23, 2023

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Fajita Queen posted:

Let's get the protoss stuff over with in one swoop imo, that way we can be done with the awful retcons and character butchery and won't have it hanging over our heads for the rest of the LP.

I have some bad news

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Storld of Starcraft

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

it was actually the Great Hugger all along

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Predators are good when you can use Hercs to air-drop them

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Hey Stetmann, I stared into the magic rock for an hour and it told me how we can fully streamline our gas production

have you heard of these things called..."ro-bots"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

actually it's eight layers

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

MagusofStars posted:

Should we stop saying "En Taro Tassadar" now? The noble sacrifice that made him a rallying cry was apparently neither noble (Overmind was on our side all along!) nor a sacrifice (he can never die?).

En Taro Overmind :cthulhu:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jimmy Ray blows up the enemy base

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

jkq posted:

I think so, Brain,

*Braynor

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Hwurmp posted:

*Braynor

To prove their wherewithal,
They'll overthrow Korhal
They're corny
They're Horny and the Brayn, Brayn, Brayn, Brayn,
Brayn, Brayn, Brayn, Brayn,
CONVICT

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I can't believe the Overmind was in love with Kerrigan too

e: and Zeratul

e2: and the fallen one

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Aug 19, 2023

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

painedforever posted:

Raynor's Rogues

Jim Rats

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Tenebrais posted:

He's just got a thing for psychic snipers that work for Mengsk

some fine Dominion assets amirite

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Calax posted:

No, that's Parasite Eve.

if Kerrigan makes it all the way to St. Edmund's Hospital and steals the Dominion's strategic cum reserve, all hope is lost

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

'Psi-Indoctrination' is actually just where they copy your IDs and take your I-9

see also the Void Corruption Womb, where they outline the Spectre health benefits and 401K

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

gently caress does Tychus care?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

two-key macros for every slur in the English language

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

whatever, fishwife

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

BisbyWorl posted:

Abilities



Fire on the Move
  • The Diamondback can fire while moving.

explain

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I think it looks more like a puma

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the Odin is also a deep cover agent

this is why Tychus can fit in the toilet

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CommissarMega posted:

Some dude at the research site found out about Emperor Mengsk's hentai stash and this was the only way Arcturus could think of solving his problem.

"Your Highness wtf is a 'futalisk'"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

once every 24 hours he has to input a word from a random page of the operator's manual, or the killswitch activates

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Tychus never built a Shadow Ops

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

aniviron posted:

I played Wings but haven't touched the other two; if there are follow-up LP threads for the other parts of SC2 I dread to see what happens to the writing.

:unsmigghh:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

if a Protoss ever tells you to insert something in your gas warper, they are not trying to be helpful

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

just build a big fan in the ground

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

if a zerg can have stiletto heels, it's only fair for a protoss to have neckbeards

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Shastahanshah posted:

Rank: Queen of Blades
Kills: 0

Somehow, I doubt that.

confirmed: Kerrigan did nothing wrong

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Amirsay Uranday

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Am Nude IRL

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Tenebrais posted:

Kerrigan isn't just here to break poo poo, she wants to find out what Moebius knows about the artifacts, and that's a difficult job to entrust to a bunch of zerglings.

what if the zerglings were named after popular musicians

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

gohuskies posted:

All the ages are terrible though right? Nova is supposedly 19 years old in Starcraft 2 and she's already an experienced government assassin and seems to be ranked relatively senior in the Ghost organization.

confirmed: Starcraft is a JRPG

Zeratul is 34

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Oct 15, 2023

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

maybe he just looks 34

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Kith posted:

i wonder where you get vikings from. must be later on in the campaign

haven't seen where yet

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