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watho posted:

lol if you’re not wearing jeans diagonally


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watho posted:

you now officially have an american citizenship

my condolences


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Did the American import shop have a dairy section? You haven't lived until you've sampled an assortment of exotic American cheeses, such as yellow cheese, individually wrapped yellow cheese, pre-shredded yellow cheese, liquid yellow cheese, and toothpaste consistency yellow cheese.

They also have milk in a jug, just like in the memes!

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Did the American import shop have a dairy section? You haven't lived until you've sampled an assortment of exotic American cheeses, such as yellow cheese, individually wrapped yellow cheese, pre-shredded yellow cheese, liquid yellow cheese, and toothpaste consistency yellow cheese.

They also have milk in a jug, just like in the memes!

In America, they call it "Cheez" .

How Wonderful!


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Blue jean pants are just half the battle. Check back in when you've got the jacket and the headband too.





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op, im not originally from the america myself, but i think i can help you. americans typically react badly to you bringing your own can-opener to a place. the staff is usually equipped to deal with any unopened cans, and will usually take offence to any party bringing their own

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treasure bear

its okay, i had to take it home to open it because it's not allowed out in public

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Finger Prince posted:

In America, they call it "Cheez" .

Blue Cheans



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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I prefer "Cheeuz," the British-American spelling

treasure bear

anyone else been trying any exotic products?

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

treasure bear posted:

anyone else been trying any exotic products?

drank some water does that count?



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treasure bear posted:

anyone else been trying any exotic products?

Had some chocolate from the far away land about which we know little known as ‘Poland’ the other day and it was good and cheap


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i'm eating a spring roll but like, they made it in the next city over


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your friend sk posted:

i'm eating a spring roll but like, they made it in the next city over

any roll eaten between march 22 and june 21 is a spring roll


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if you ate a spring roll any of the rest of the year it would exotic imo


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nut

I made and ate Kraft dinner with oat milk

Ass-penny

lol if you wear pants and furthermore lmao

Ass-penny

I can't believe tb parted with some of her treasure to experience the slovenly lifestyle of the American proletariat. if you are not careful you are going to lose your health insurance, please use caution when emulating American poverty :cheers:

treasure bear

i also got to try an american sharpie pen

Ass-penny

treasure bear posted:

i also got to try an american sharpie pen

how high did you get

treasure bear

rear end-penny posted:

how high did you get

£8.50

Ass-penny


that sounds pretty high, is that legal in the UK?

alexandriao


treasure bear posted:

anyone else been trying any exotic products?

i tried some darkly roasted bean juice imported from a foreign country but it tasted really bitter and might have been too flavoursome for my poor tastebuds, given that i had to partake in a smalle nappe posthaste

Too much is always not enough!

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alexandriao


nut posted:

I made and ate Kraft dinner with oat milk

pants on or pants off

Too much is always not enough!

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alexandriao posted:

i tried some darkly roasted bean juice imported from a foreign country but it tasted really bitter and might have been too flavoursome for my poor tastebuds, given that i had to partake in a smalle nappe posthaste

Poor british tastebuds, tasted a flavour and died


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treasure bear

alexandriao posted:

i tried some darkly roasted bean juice imported from a foreign country but it tasted really bitter and might have been too flavoursome for my poor tastebuds, given that i had to partake in a smalle nappe posthaste

wow that sounds crazy, i dont think i would be able to drink it, i would do little coughs and make a face if i tried

nut

alexandriao posted:

pants on or pants off

*looks to the judge to be bailed out of this one*

nut

you should try the scissors we got up here in canada, they all have pink handles

alexandriao


nut posted:

you should try the scissors we got up here in canada, they all have pink handles

i prefer to wear pants when i use scissors but i cant assume the same for foreigners and their weirding ways

Too much is always not enough!

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nut posted:

*looks to the judge to be bailed out of this one*

do u want to be held in contempt of court young man,

Too much is always not enough!

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