illegal lunches

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Khanstant

we all know about lunch... first meal of the day and the most important but what about lunch that aginast law or values. taboo lunch, crime lunch, bootleg lunch. no regular lunch chatter here will have to report you to the bureau, keep it strictly bad to the bone here

# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:19

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# ? May 11, 2024 15:42

Stoner Sloth

illegally eating the boss's lunch as a power move

# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:26

Stoner Sloth

very rich man smugly extincting a species for lunch

meanwhile the chef smiles and sharpens his knives as he prepares to serve the very rich man to a very very rich man for lunch

# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:29

nut

feeling like poo poo eating a happymeal what u gonna do about it clown

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:24

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

sneaking a nibble of cheese string from my secret innerpocket when the boss isn't looking

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:31

nut

soliciting a sixth guy to go to town on this burger with me and crew

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Oh no, I forgot to renew my lunch license!

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:40

nut

arby's

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:41

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

no lunches to below the belt, or to the back of the head

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:48

Stoner Sloth

consulting moldering, ancient tomes of forbidden nutrimancy and gathering profane and foul ingredients for the darkest rites necessary to prepare my lunch only to have it stolen by a coworker despite it being clearly labeled!

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:53

nut

kfc from canada

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:01

City of Glompton

eating a sunflower butter and jam sandwich out of my sneak-a-bite. if anyone asks i say it�s just a pbj

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:14

Shania Twain

Ordering a coffee with a latte art of the prophet Muhammad

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

hastily pouring cheerios in my tomato bisque. "just uh, having a late breakfast."

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:44

FutonForensic

going hog wild on tim's bits

# ? Jun 5, 2023 20:12

treasure bear

over $500,000 of illegal lunch taken off the street

# ? Jun 5, 2023 20:18

City of Glompton

Shania Twain posted:

Ordering a coffee with a latte art of the prophet Muhammad

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 5, 2023 20:59

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Arresting Spanish lunch smugglers for supplying illegal lunches outside of statutory lunch hours.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

*pointing at a bunch of people sleeping in a park*
�This town used to really be a nice place �til those Spaniards moved in and started pushing their �comida� downtown. Now look at those poor folks. Got �em hooked and all they do is nap all afternoon!�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:26

nut

eating a grilled cheese out of a gun

# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:45

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

human flesh

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:56

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

12 raw eggs, shell and all

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:01

nut

eating a ham sandwich on property that isnt urs

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

shoplifting a subway sandwich

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

wolfing down sheets of uncut $100 bills during my break at the mint

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:37

City of Glompton

it�s disgusting how the rich will take their yachts out to international waters so the can enjoy steak and eggs for lunch, while the rest of us poor slobs are stuck sneaking into a �breakfast all day� joint and hoping we don�t get caught

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:53

City of Glompton

boss : are those�toast crumbs on your mouth?!

me: uh, nope, those are crouton crumbs. from my salad. that I had for lunch.

boss: you smell like coffee and bacon. I�ll remind you this is a �lunch for lunch� workplace, if you want to eat breakfast for lunch, do it on your own time. and it better not affect your productivity!

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:59

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

ordering pancakes and suddenly all sound in the restaurant dies down. you look at your clock and realize it�s a minute past noon. all hell is about to break loose

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 6, 2023 00:07

Finger Prince

Downloading a sandwich

# ? Jun 6, 2023 00:31

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

peanut butter
bread
bread
grape jelly (not jam)

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Jun 6, 2023 00:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

"This school is a lunch-free zone!," says the F.A.S.T. officer

# ? Jun 6, 2023 00:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Sarah Cenia posted:

peanut butter
bread
bread
grape jelly (not jam)

# ? Jun 6, 2023 03:09

teemolover42069: by Fluffdaddy

i went to wal mart and i got 6 wings even tho i alreaedy ate lunch....it felt like a crime...but it tasted like wings. I fear I may not be able to go back to a normal life

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# ? Jun 6, 2023 03:24