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FORE!!!!!
Hey BUD, America deserved 9/11
Who gives a poo poo OP. Give me some Saudi money bitch.
Golf is good actually (select this if you are a huge piece of poo poo)
Goku holding that "QUIET" sign up when some rich idiot hits a golf ball real hard
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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
*swatting salt shaker off table* gently caress GOLF

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Agreed op Ted Lasso is a bad show

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Agreed op Ted Lasso is a bad show

Ted loves golf too. Straight bitch.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Knormal posted:

I saw a TV ad for that big line city they're trying to pretend will ever happen. It was very weird and I couldn't tell what they were actually trying to sell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ox214YLvw

I know a mini golf course when I see one. I like how all the professionals play the normal boring golf and not the fun mini golf.

Cos they're lame.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

God frolf was a fun game, I need to get my emulator up and running

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



gently caress I wanted to make this thread but I had to do job poo poo instead.

What are the odds of this being a plot by the PGA to gain a controlling stake over LIV so they can shut it down?

Spinz posted:

gently caress Saudi Arabia seriously

I will never forgive them ever for loving cutting that guy up with a chainsaw ever
And a gerbillion other good reasons

uhh, 9/11?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I. M. Gei posted:

uhh, 9/11?

Pretty sure we just established it was golf that did 9/11 not Saudi Arabia.

But yeah gently caress them for all the other stuff.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Many of the highjackers were golfers

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lmao at all the dudes who didn't take that sweet sweet Saudi $$$ and now it doesn't even mater

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I. M. Gei posted:



uhh, 9/11?

yeah there's good and bad

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Top golf has everything I enjoy about golf, drinking beer and not caring which way the ball went

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Knormal posted:

I saw a TV ad for that big line city they're trying to pretend will ever happen. It was very weird and I couldn't tell what they were actually trying to sell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ox214YLvw

I saw a few of those ads trying to convince people to move to Abu Dhabi or Dubai or something cuz apparently that's where all the new future hipness is gonna be.

Like wow, I was just thinking how much I'd like to go live in a barren featureless wasteland hotter than Satan's taint with nothing fun to do and 1000 times the religious conservatism of America plus they'll fuckin stone you to death for whistling in public! Where do I sign up?



EDIT: I just watched the video and WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT poo poo?!?!? :psypop: Is some sick lunatic actually trying to build that monstrosity?

gently caress, futurism is a disease.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jun 6, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
saudi im gay bi a

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I. M. Gei posted:

gently caress I wanted to make this thread but I had to do job poo poo instead.

What are the odds of this being a plot by the PGA to gain a controlling stake over LIV so they can shut it down?

uhh, 9/11?

Of course 9/11
And how they treat women and on and on
Too much to list!!!!!

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Sorry you hate Muslims, op

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

golf is bad and should be criminalised

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

I. M. Gei posted:

gently caress I wanted to make this thread but I had to do job poo poo instead.

What are the odds of this being a plot by the PGA to gain a controlling stake over LIV so they can shut it down?

uhh, 9/11?

the plot is really simple: nearly endless mountains and mountains of saudi cash

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

dr_rat posted:

I know a mini golf course when I see one. I like how all the professionals play the normal boring golf and not the fun mini golf.

Cos they're lame.

Drunk mini-golf is so much fun.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

rear end-penny posted:

golf is bad and should be criminalised

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/knjvVyP.gifv

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Drunk mini-golf is so much fun.

I remember playing crazy golf when I was a kid. It was some really, really low budget theme park. One of the holes was in a 2 metre square patch of concrete. The hole was on top of a mound. Something like this:



Can you imagine how many putts it would take? If I was older and alcohol was involved there would have been plenty of bent and broken golf clubs.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The worst thing is that once one person starts talking about golf at work it spreads and soon lots of people are talking about it on the reg.

I think this is called networking.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
i remember when the tiny little municipal golf course that charges like $15 for 9 reopened after covid and my brother posted how excited he was to golf again and someone posted an epically long screed in response about how elitist etc golf was and how he should be ashamed to supprot it and w/e. it's like sure dog but this is the fuckin city golf course and 95% of the players are using dads old clubs or some poo poo from the salvation army lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I golf.

My bag is less than a grand.

I shoot 110-120

And Ted lasso is suck

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can't wait for the inaugural Jamal A. Khashoggi Memorial Classic

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I love a sporting game of golf
https://youtu.be/7C1Pr4AU2wc

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I. M. Gei posted:

gently caress I wanted to make this thread but I had to do job poo poo instead.

What are the odds of this being a plot by the PGA to gain a controlling stake over LIV so they can shut it down?

uhh, 9/11?

the 9 was ok but the 11 sucked maybe we can meet in the middle :shrug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if i see the PGA on tha street ima slap that bitch no cap

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Axe throwing is going to replace golf. It's what all the dads are into these days

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
If this is what kills golf I am all for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyCg77VC9r8

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the worst part of working in the operating room was not all the rotten guts i got to slap around, it was all the golf chat. slappin around rotten guts was kind of cool actually.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


thetan_guy42 posted:

Stupida loving game

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

thetan_guy42 posted:

Stupida loving game

You gota bee on you hat!

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I say the same thing every time golf comes up: GOLF spelled backwards is FLOG. Why would I ever want to spend a fine day in the outdoors flogging myself in reverse?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Going to the driving range is funner than actual golf.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

istewart posted:

Why would I ever want to spend a fine day in the outdoors flogging myself in reverse?

To repent for your sins to seek gods mercy so he spares you from the black death? Oh wait in reverse, um to unrepentant from your sins to piss off god so he gives you the black death?

Or reverse kink I guess?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like golfing I used to go every weekend with my friends my favorite part was getting faced on whiskey by like the 5th hole and also saying happy Gilmore quotes

jmnmu
Nov 21, 2004
f
all this hosed up news around the world, and now even golf is worse. what will happen next

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Pneub posted:

Going to the driving range is funner than actual golf.

Most of the time I’d agree, but it makes playing the back 9 a special moment of light drunk annoyance.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Pneub posted:

Going to the driving range is funner than actual golf.

yeah my experience generally

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