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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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weekly font posted:

video games have come a long way

Gotta respect that new Arkham Knight DLC

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

A different spoiler I’ve read in a few places is that the ”unidentified” Bruce Wayne at the end is revealed to be Clooney. That’s the “big thing” that WB is asking reviewers not to reveal.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Mr. Apollo posted:

A different spoiler I’ve read in a few places is that the ”unidentified” Bruce Wayne at the end is revealed to be Clooney. That’s the “big thing” that WB is asking reviewers not to reveal.

That's been the rumors for ages? It's been like the biggest "known" secret that Barry ends up landing in Clooney-verse and gets arrested. The end.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
A Clooney Cameo is wasted if the flash does not say "Michael Clayton?" upon meeting him

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
batman

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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I have a couple exclusive clips of scenes from the flash that the WB DOESN'T want you to see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBj-PeIPi2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvowGZlk4z4

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

im batman

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Mordiceius posted:

That's been the rumors for ages? It's been like the biggest "known" secret that Barry ends up landing in Clooney-verse and gets arrested. The end.
I had read that too awhile ago. But then everyone was coming out and saying what happens is that the Bruce Wayne at the end of the movies is obscured in shadows and we don’t see his face. This was done to allow WB to cast a new actor. However, it looks like the original rumors were right.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Oh, and here's the ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHCf6sjBgo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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At the time I hated it, but with time and a bunch of other Batman movies I can appreciate how Schumacher really tried to capture the zaniness of the '60s Batman for a new decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGJlq-gjQj8

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Mordiceius posted:

That's been the rumors for ages? It's been like the biggest "known" secret that Barry ends up landing in Clooney-verse and gets arrested. The end.

This is the funniest poo poo

Do you think this movie will be so good we’ll forget Ezra Miller is a horrible person?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Bogus Adventure posted:

At the time I hated it, but with time and a bunch of other Batman movies I can appreciate how Schumacher really tried to capture the zaniness of the '60s Batman for a new decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGJlq-gjQj8

In retrospect I prefer it over Batman & Robin.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Batsmen

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
There's something really especially sad and embarrassing about movies mining whatever nostalgia remains of their properties in endless extended universe crossover fests. I can almost smell the desperation from WB in promoting this film. Hey! Don't think about Ezra Miller's bizarre antics, look! We got Michael Keaton out of storage for you!

I don't think this will be the end of it, but this seems the most desperate yet. So we'll see if they keep pulling 70 year old actors out to reprise their former roles. The Spiders Men of the last Tom Holland movie completely bounced off of me, and I seemed to be an outlier there, so maybe it'll just keep going.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The Spider-Men I think were different mostly because neither got a good send off. Their last films respectively kinda failed as movies (box office I don’t care about) and for whatever reason Sony killed the next ones and did a restart. So it was nice to see them come back and bring some nice closure to their stories. If only a tiny bit.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/dcumoviepage/status/1666843244162949123?t=EwvU8gXdghpaH7ilFKoLAQ&s=19

Explains a lot of the attempted hype by the hacks in the entertainment industry

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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McCloud posted:

https://twitter.com/dcumoviepage/status/1666843244162949123?t=EwvU8gXdghpaH7ilFKoLAQ&s=19

Explains a lot of the attempted hype by the hacks in the entertainment industry

If they turn out to Clue this big dumb movie, it might actually make it worth watching.

One ending restores the Snyderverse

One ending sees Grant Gustin as the new flash

One ending sees Barry brought down by Bat Clooney

One ending makes Nicolas Cage Superman the new canon

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Truly a cynical world where the phrase Nic Cage Superman (extra spaces to make the spoiler more obscure) doesn't even move the needle for me.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

well why not posted:

Truly a cynical world where the phrase Nic Cage Superman (extra spaces to make the spoiler more obscure) doesn't even move the needle for me.
If he doesn't fight a giant spider then he's not my Nic Cage Superman

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Martman posted:

If he doesn't fight a giant spider then he's not my Nic Cage Superman

That was Henry vs the World Engine.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Darko posted:

That was Henry vs the World Engine.
drat... Jon Peters played us like a fiddle

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
https://twitter.com/capybaroness/status/1667216471682891806?s=46&t=pPu5st0aEl5XxNVnZJnvUA

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007


Don't believe me? Ust watch!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Lord have mercy I’m bout to ust

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Truly the oobie's og Hous of movies

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/accmercury/status/1667244464530771992?s=46&t=yPIpoeD_1zo6-P4nl9Hh1g

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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ust rodd

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1667218101794947077?s=20

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

How long before this poo poo comes to digital? Probably won't beat Shazam 2 at least, lol.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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BATMANS piled high

Cameos ice cold in the cut

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Millions of Dead Batmen

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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teagone posted:

How long before this poo poo comes to digital? Probably won't beat Shazam 2 at least, lol.

Are you sure? The Flash is the Fastest Film Alive.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Look, the point is that there are lots of them. Oodleplexes! So much positivity you can only glimpse each item for the fraction of a moment. Zoom zoom zoom.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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If you look very closely, one of those reviews is just the "Who is John Galt?" speech.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Lol all of this

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
The fact that the pull quotes have twitter @names and not actual people behind them feels like a seal has been opened toward Movie Apocalypse.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

The fact that the pull quotes have twitter @names and not actual people behind them feels like a seal has been opened toward Movie Apocalypse.

I would almost like to hear from a real person [citation needed] than Peter Travers

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Lmfao

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
The Clooney ending sounds hilarious because it sounds like a Burton's Planet of the Apes ripoff.

Mike N Eich posted:

There's something really especially sad and embarrassing about movies mining whatever nostalgia remains of their properties in endless extended universe crossover fests. I can almost smell the desperation from WB in promoting this film. Hey! Don't think about Ezra Miller's bizarre antics, look! We got Michael Keaton out of storage for you!

I don't think this will be the end of it, but this seems the most desperate yet. So we'll see if they keep pulling 70 year old actors out to reprise their former roles. The Spiders Men of the last Tom Holland movie completely bounced off of me, and I seemed to be an outlier there, so maybe it'll just keep going.

And yet they won't just make a Batman Beyond movie.

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Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
the post-credits scene has been leaked

wtf

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