2024 GOP Primary: Ron DeSantis Humiliation Station

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Gonna go ahead and say the Disney thing doesn't seem to be working out too well for Ron

https://twitter.com/NavigatorSurvey/status/1669359093860175877

# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 18:24

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:53

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

DeSantis lays off 1/3rd of his staff, like 38 people.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/25/desantis-lets-go-of-more-than-1-3-of-campaign-staff-as-reset-continues-00108046

Article points out that aside from all the Ron in disarray stuff, a bunch of the top people were replaced recently, so likely this is mostly replacing some lovely hangers on with new hangers on.

That said always a great sign:

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They also said they would aim to reduce costs by doing smaller, more intimate events and cutting down its travel expenditures.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 20:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

It really sucks being in the Boston market during primary season, because since the entirety of New Hampshire lives on the border to mass and just leaches off the boston market we get inundated with New hampshire primary ads.

So while watching football today first I got 3 separate commercials in the Haley - DeSantis fight.

Nikki Haley is actually weak on China, she gave some company land 5 miles away from an army base

Ron DeSantis is a sad crying baby. he doesn't want to protect america, unlike Nikki who will defeat China.

Nikki Haley wants to weaken the border so Hamas can infiltrate with a million MS-13 super soldiers.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2023 22:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Pour one out for the goon who brought his laptop to the hospital and raided while his kid was born

In case anyone wants to read this one. Though admittedly, it speaks poorly to its use as a contraceptive:

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Queen Elizatits posted:
Oh you loving piece of poo poo Wojtek how dare you. Come in here whining for sympathy why don't you tell people the real reason you don't have any time?

For anyone who feels sorry for this rear end in a top hat he plays WoW a good 7-10 hours a day everyday. When his first kid was born, like literally crowning out of his wife's vagina, he had his laptop in the hospital and started bitching about the latency and got kicked from the raid because the raid leader couldn't believe he was missing his kid's birth. Not a single word of that is an exaggeration.

He used to play mainly with Goon Squad but he just server transferred because we weren't serious enough. How often do you actually raid a night now Woj, four hours I think you said?

gently caress you. Those poor poor dogs. You are a terrible person and you should feel bad. And you should feel bad for neglecting your kids too but I'm sure you don't.

I worked for an animal shelter for 10 years and people like you make me sick to my stomach.

I hope every time you find a toy they left behind or a stray dog hair you remember you had two animals that loved you unconditionally and you were their world. And you gave that up for purple pixels in a video game. And I hope you understand that it is incredibly traumatic for dogs to be rehomed no matter how great the rescue is and all they know now is they are sad and afraid and they want you to come get them.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 21:56

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