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Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Lol

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
do the rest of the christlovers

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



20 Blunts posted:

do the rest of the christlovers

some christians are good actually

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Pat Robertson pisses me off because he stole so much money through his scam religious fears and it's also worth noting he died with a net worth of $100 million. Good job selling out your soul for dollars as you sit in your coffin unable to use them, piece of poo poo.

People who yearn to die with the most money are such confusing assholes.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

One of the worst charlatans American politics & religion have ever seen AND a stolen valor gains goblin!?!?!?

Good riddance.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

I never got Twilight.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Bet he was shocked when he woke up in hell

I like to think that he was dragged kicking and screaming

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I. M. Gei posted:

some christians are good actually

We will list them here:

-

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

lmao he died during pride month

get hosed idiot

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

PenguinKnight posted:

lmao he died during pride month

get hosed idiot

:yeah:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I'm making GBS threads on this ghoul.

quote:

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

quote:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

It's endless.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Toxic Mental posted:

We will list them here:

-

- Mr. Rogers

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

If that sack of pestilence can make it to 93, just imagine how long I’ll live!

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


:woop: :woop: :woop:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I don't remember which goon said their Eastern European grandfather's favorite curse was "I hope it doesn't rain at your funeral"

I feel like that applies to Pat.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

I. M. Gei posted:

some christians are good actually

The exceptions proving the rule

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Hell Yea

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I read that in death, this man will finally earn his place among the 700 Club. That's where 700 demons beat your dick and balls until they explode and are regenerated, forever. My hats off to this brave Christian. :hchatter:

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Happy Pride month everyone!! :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I. M. Gei posted:

some christians are good actually

they'd be down with it then for the good of all

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
look i can excuse the racism, the sexism, the classism, the homophobia, the transphobia and the all encompassing greed. But i draw the line about selling a workout powder that doesn't work

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
What fantastic loving news to wake up to.

Well... so long!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vc9Mz2tfHM

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
came for dead sham jesus man, stayed for leg press drama

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Right now the Iron Shiek is telling Pat what a jabroni he is.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ted lasso is a bad show

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Ted lasso is a bad show

Many such cases

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I didn't agree with everything he ever said, but fortunately we have a savior whose forgiveness is infinite and I believe he's in Heaven today.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

General Dog posted:

I didn't agree with everything he ever said, but fortunately we have a savior whose forgiveness is infinite and I believe he's in Heaven today....

....getting a loving beat down by a bunch of African children who died in diamond mines.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I hope that as he died, it was in excruciating pain

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

rotinaj posted:

I hope that as he died, it was in excruciating pain

93 years old and presumably terrified of death, so yeah, probably a pretty painful end to his lovely life.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
Hot diggidy! I remember what a piece of poo poo this guy was all the way back in the 80s and 90s!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ok Kenneth Copeland now you :amen:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UviB-jEZU9E

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

neato burrito posted:

Ok Kenneth Copeland now you :amen:

gently caress yeah, that dude has evil living behind his eyes

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

what if heaven is real and this guy just goes up there and keeps scamming the same people he had previously scammed on earth for heavenbucks or whatever lol

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

donate to my ministries and ill tell u about supermegaheaven!!! u gotta repent tho!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

I. M. Gei posted:

some christians are good actually

lol! no

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


I. M. Gei posted:

some christians are good actually

Counterpoint: delusional adults are bad actually

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope it was prolonged and that he suffered.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I do wonder if a guy like Pat Robertson actually believes in an afterlife or not. And if so, does he just think he's magically getting into Heaven, or is he afraid he's going to Hell?

Cause there are a lot of old people who gave their life savings to this guy and ended up dying alone in a lovely nursing home while he got to live in the lap of luxury.

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