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 HELLO CITIZENS OF BYOB, IT IS I, THE MILLENNIAL KID. I AM MANY THINGS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: * A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER * MASKED DEFENDER OF THE SECOND MILLENNIUM * REMEMBERER OF THE NINETIES * VERY CLOSE AND PERSONAL FRIEND OF THE FORUMS USER "YOUR FRIEND SK" * (THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT MY SECRET IDENTITY  )* (BUT ALSO THIS ISN'T ACCOUNT SHARING. DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT  )I AM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE RECEIVED NEWLY PRINTED ADHESIVE MERCHANDISE (YOU MAY KNOW THESE ITEMS AS "STICKERS"). I WOULD BE HONORED TO MAIL SOME OF THESE "STICKERS" TO YOU FREE OF CHARGE AS PART OF MY GLOBAL MISSION TO SPREAD GOODWILL TO ALL ON BEHALF OF MILLENNIALS. (PLEASE NOTE: WHILE THESE STICKERS MAY POKE FUN AT "BOOMERS", I CONSIDER "BOOMERISM" TO BE A WAY OF LIFE WHOLLY UNRELATED TO AGE.) I WOULD ASK ONE THING IN RETURN: PLEASE SHARE A PICTURE OF THE ADHERED STICKER'S NEW HOME SO I KNOW THAT GOODWILL HAS BEEN SPREAD EFFECTIVELY  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE STICKERS TO PLACE LOCALLY WHERE YOU SEE FIT, PLEASE FEEL EMPOWERED TO SEND YOUR MAILING ADDRESS TO FORUMS USER "YOUR FRIEND SK". I AM WILLING TO MAIL THESE ANYWHERE ON THIS TERRIBLE PLANET, BUT I MUST LIMIT DISTRIBUTION TO ONE PER PERSON. I ALSO REGRET THAT I HAVE LIMITED QUANTITY, BUT IF I RUN OUT I WILL DO MY BEST TO PROCURE MORE IF YOU ARE REQUESTING ONE, PLEASE ALSO STATE WHICH VARIATION YOU PREFER: "MOM", "DAD", OR BLANK (INFINITE POSSIBILITIES??) THANK YOU CITIZENS OF BYOB, IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO MEET YOU AND HOPEFULLY SEND YOU SOME "SWAG"! ETERNALLY YOURS, THE MILLENNIAL KID P.S. THIS THREAD HAS BEEN APPROVED BY YOUR "FISTING" MODERATOR, WHATEVER THAT MEANS your friend sk fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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MODERATORS PLEASE HELP, I THOUGHT THE TAG WAS "STICK POST" BUT I'VE CLEARLY MADE A HORRIBLE ERROR. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN CUSSING |
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Jun 9, 2023 20:35
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Dr. Honked posted:fixed it 4 u THANK YOU FOOLISH MONARCH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CUM" IS BUT I'M SURE IT'S DELIGHTFUL |
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rear end-penny posted:
I AGREE, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE WORTH IGNORING BEFORE CONSIDERING THEM |
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Saoshyant posted:MILLENNIAL KID, I have some questions! What does "BLOWW" mean exactly? "BLOWW" STANDS FOR "BOSTON LEAGUE OF WICKED WRESTLERS", THE ORGANIZATION IN WHICH I COMPETE. WE ARE A QUEER, FEMINIST, DIY, AND JUST GENERALLY RAD ORGANIZATION BASED IN THE BOSTON AREA. THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA! I WILL GLADLY DESIGN AND PRINT THOSE FOR MY NEXT RUN! |
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THANK YOU FOR REPORTING BACK! I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR ADHESIONS OTHER PEOPLE: PLEASE FORGIVE ME BUT STICKER GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED FOR NOW BECAUSE I FORGOT TO KEEP EXTRA STICKERS WHEN I HANDED THEM TO THE MERCH TABLE. I WILL RETURN WITH MORE IN THE FUTURE!
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