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Take a look at this masterpiece of a post by GBS star and goatse historian wesleywillis. It's beautiful. It's inspiring. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3973469 So inspiring that I've been working on a tribute as of late. Check your calendar. Today is 6/9. Non-americans may need to flip their monitors upside down. Pretty nice. This is also my 10,069th post. And I've been feathering my posting throttle over the past few months to arrive at this auspicious date with this special post count, as well as achieving a posting rate of 6.9 posts per day since the creation of my account. Oh yeah and the cherry on top -- it's a fuckin FRIDAY!!  Of course that post rate is rounded to the 1st decimal digit. Sadly a perfect 6.90 posts per day was not possible during this conjunction, but today is the closest alignment my account can reach for at least a decade. I did run the numbers and long story short, with my regdate the first opportunity where a nice posting milestone overlaps perfectly with with a 6.90 post rate during a day of power isn't until 2043. pre:2043-04-20: 60069 posts (6.90 per day) 2043-06-09: 60420 posts (6.90 per day) 2059-04-20: 100420 posts (6.90 per day) 2063-04-20: 110420 posts (6.90 per day) 2113-06-09: 236969 posts (6.90 per day) 2117-06-09: 246969 posts (6.90 per day) 2121-06-09: 256969 posts (6.90 per day)   Edit: And here it is, proof of #10069 with this post: 
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what is "goatse"? could we see it?
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ChubbyChecker posted:what is "goatse"? Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)   Mod edit: it's goatse. KC (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jun 10, 2023 |
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Bad Purchase posted:Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition) my goodness!  Mod edit: added spoilers in quote. KC Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 10, 2023 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:my goodness! Word has it, there's an alternative cut of Return of the Jedi that's much more... interesting...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHm1YXlhp1k
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Jun 9, 2023 21:39
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Just like the previous thread, it's time to retire the account. So we don't have to read your posts anymore.
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Jun 9, 2023 21:40
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sigher posted:Just like the previous thread, it's time to retire the account. sorry, my sights are now set on the next big milestone pre:2059-04-20: 100420 posts (6.90 per day)
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Jun 9, 2023 21:42
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Grats
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Jun 9, 2023 21:56
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 job BP, you love to see it folks!
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Jun 9, 2023 22:00
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I’m proud of you son
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Bad Purchase posted:sorry, my sights are now set on the next big milestone I'm glad death will consume me before then.
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Bad Purchase posted:Today is 6/9. Non-americans may need to flip their monitors upside down. If you flip a monitor that says 9/6 upside down it will still say 9/6
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Jun 9, 2023 22:35
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you need to flip it 360 degrees
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Bad Purchase posted:Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition) i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry
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incredible
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easiest 5 ive ever given
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Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages. yep. by my calculations of the current posting rate we should easily reach 69 pages within 125.92 hours
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i don't know if this thread has the legs to reach page 69 you'll have to wait for the corn megathread i'd wager
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Jelly posted:i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry You should have played it properly then.
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Jelly posted:i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry it's from leisure suit larry 4
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good job OP!
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The contact info list options in the user info page are loving comedy gold, btw.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages. What about 69 post? Let no goon taint this thread by making post 70.
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Bad Purchase posted:Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition) lol
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Why did you keep posting OP? You should have stopped at 10069.
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Never. Stop. Posting.
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all we are is posts in the wind
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Bad Purchase posted:Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition) Haven't saved an image in a while
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Mr.Acula posted:Haven't saved an image in a while I look at it every day
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Before you turn on your monitor?
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What’s that man doing to his anus???????
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Amazing!
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You Are A Elf posted:What’s that man doing to his anus??????? making it digital
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Nice
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The poster known as Wesleywillis, and sometimes as Ambassador of Sodomy approves of this thread!! SUCK A LLAMA'S BALLS SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK SUCK MY DOBERMAN PINSCHER'S COCK SUCK A RACE HORSE'S SMELLY rear end MUTHAFUCKA!!
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hell yeah 
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Seth Pecksniff when is GBS poster Wesley Willis going to get his GBS Lifetime Posting Award for his accomplishments
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