Good soup! posted:

Davidson: You're on the ice, skating along, when all of a sudden you look back-

Bedard: What one?

Davidson: What?

Bedard: What stadium?

Davidson: It doesn't make any difference what stadium, it's completely hypothetical.

Bedard: But how come I'd be there?

Davidson: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you just wanted to go pro. Who knows? You look back and see Andrew MacDonald, Connor. He's skating at the blue line-

Bedard: MacDonald? Who's that?

Davidson: (annoyed) You know what a pylon is?

Bedard: Of course.

Davidson: Same thing.

Bedard: I've never seen MacDonald, but I understand what you mean.

Davidson: You turn and pass the puck along the boards, Connor.

Bedard: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Davidson? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Davidson: MacDonald stands in place, the puck sails over the blue line, and he's beating his legs trying to turn himself to backcheck, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Bedard: (angry) What do you mean, I'm not backchecking?

Davidson: I mean you're not backchecking. Why is that, Connor?

(long pause)

Davidson: They're just questions, Connor. In answer to your query, every GM is loving stupid. It's a test, designed to provoke a Twitter response. Shall we continue?