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Gravitas Shortfall posted:"NASA data experts have translated the stream to an image format, and .. oh god, what is that man doing to his anus?" A NASA scientist pours over the data, assembling the image carefully. They check, and double-check. They frown. "No ring," they sigh. They delete the image.
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ScienceAlert posted:In this case, the glitch is coming from a disruption in communication between one of three computers onboard, called the probe's flight data system (FDS), and one of the probe's subsystems: the telemetry modulation unit (TMU). The Soviets just used hamster wheels Although I suppose hamster feed for 50 years would weigh more than an atomic pile, or at least go bad sooner. And what if the hamsters eat their young en-route? Tsk.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:28 |
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quote:Beyond the Oort Cloud, on the distant edges of the Kuiper Belt, both probes will inevitably fall silent as the power of their generators run out of juice. Isn’t the Kuiper Belt like light years closer to the sun than the Oort Cloud? There’s no way we’re still getting Voyager data in a thousand years or whenever that thing hits the Oort Cloud.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:38 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:Isn’t the Kuiper Belt like light years closer to the sun than the Oort Cloud? Nah, not like light years, more like within 1 lightyear. (checking) Ok, well maybe like 3 light years at most. It's kinda unclear.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:35 |
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The NASA website says it'll take Voyager 1 about 300 years to reach our side of the Oort cloud, and I'm not about to check their math. NASA posted:The inner edge of the Oort Cloud, however, is thought to be located between 2,000 and 5,000 AU from the Sun, with the outer edge being located somewhere between 10,000 and 100,000 AU from the Sun. I don't think Voyager will have juice left then, hamsters or no. But on the positive side, there won't be radio telescopes on a burning Earth either to receive any space messages
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 23:29 |
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I guess New Shepherd 24 is launching today at 8:30AM CST https://www.blueorigin.com/
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 14:50 |
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DrSunshine posted:Nah, not like light years, more like within 1 lightyear. Oort Clouds are kind of weird with their dimensions. Are solar systems just mixing at the edges? (At 3 light years, you'd be deep inside the Oort Cloud of Alpha Centauri, though it's fun to imagine Alpha Centaurians invading because they mapped their own Oort Cloud so extensively they're now claiming Earth belongs to them since occasionally comets from their OC smashed into our planet.)
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 23:34 |
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So Futurama was right, we do need a Dyson fence And presumably Alpha Centauri is going to pay for it.
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# ? Dec 18, 2023 23:57 |
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God imagine the tedious interstellar politics of the future - it’s all property line disputes over where whose Oort Cloud ends where like neighbors disagreeing over the placement of a fence or tree.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:20 |
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Look Ort owns that cloud fair and square and not Alpha Centauri nor Earth can take it away from them.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:35 |
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A rogue planet passes through the oort cloud right on the divider line between Sol and AC. The ensuing property claims dispute kicks off a 20 millennia long total war blood feud, laying waste to both systems. All orbital bodies have been reduced to a size no larger than an asteroid.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 00:50 |
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Dameius posted:A rogue planet passes through the oort cloud right on the divider line between Sol and AC. The ensuing property claims dispute kicks off a 20 millennia long total war blood feud, laying waste to both systems. All orbital bodies have been reduced to a size no larger than an asteroid. This except it's 40K years of legal claims and countersuits in Galactic Civil Court, with the same end effect.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 01:35 |
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NASA just tested sending high bandwidth data streams from deep space via laser They used a cat video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWa7WWA8YsE his name is Taters and I love him Taters did not go into space for the test
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 10:02 |
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I like when space test don't kill adorable pets! Also that sounds like it could be really useful. I remember looking up the bandwidth we have available communicating with Mars and telescopes space ways and stuff, and yeah it's really not all that much, which for some stuff can be really limiting. Like for the James Webb Telescope, it seems like the speed it can send information is actually a bit of a limiting factor in how much it can be utilized.
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 10:39 |
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Good to know that future Mars astronauts will be able to access PornHub to accompany them on their long 6-month trip!
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 16:28 |
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DrSunshine posted:Good to know that future Mars astronauts will be able to access PornHub to accompany them on their long 6-month trip! They'll definitely have some stored locally on a NAS disk, that's an essential need that has to be covered there
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 21:50 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_sexologyquote:Dubé and colleagues (2021) proposed that technological systems and guidelines enabling intimacy and sexuality in the limiting artificial ecosystems of space will need to be created.[1] They describe that these systems and guidelines will likely need to be designed to be both safe and hygienic, similar to the already established systems in place for other basic needs such as eating and grooming.[1] They also suggest that this challenge can be addressed by space organizations by considering the use of sexual technology adapted for space to meet the intimate needs of their astronauts, such as erotic stimuli, sex toys, and artificial erotic agents (e.g., virtual partners, erotic chatbots, and sex robots).[1]
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# ? Dec 19, 2023 22:25 |
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dr_rat posted:I like when space test don't kill adorable pets! As I'm making this post, JWST is communicating with DSS 56 in Madrid at a rate of 28.00Mb/s 11.271 second per packet latency though . When I first found out about that site I remember I was keeping it open to the side all day and caught one of the dishes talking to something orbiting or passing Phobos at 2Mb/s which I thought was pretty impressive. Dameius fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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Dameius posted:As I'm making this post, JWST is communicating with DSS 56 in Madrid at a rate of 28.00Mb/s 11.271 second per packet latency though . Oh cool site! Apparently Voyager 2 is talking to a Canberra at 40 b/per second, which for something 20.3 billion k's away is pretty impressive.
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 04:28 |
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come on, i know canberra is remote but it's not *that* far away
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:48 |
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Another Moon mission launched today:The Guardian posted:The Peregrine 1 lander carrying Nasa scientific equipment is on its way to the moon after a successful launch of the Vulcan Centaur rocket at Cape Canaveral. It marks the first launch of the powerful new rocket built by the Boeing-Lockheed venture United Launch Alliance, and an attempt to make the first US lunar soft landing in 50 years. Built by the space robotics firm Astrobotic, the Peregrine lunar lander launched at 7.18 GMT, aiming to become the first lunar landing by a private firm – a feat that has proved elusive in recent years. The tiny rovers sound adorable, but do we really need bitcoin in space?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 15:51 |
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Rappaport posted:Another Moon mission launched today: Using the blockchain to tether the moon so they can use their diamond hands to reach it easier.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 16:51 |
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I hate that they've obviously done this for the "to the moon" memes. Hope some astronaut finds that crap and stomps it.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 17:27 |
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Rappaport posted:Another Moon mission launched today: Couldn't they have launched about a dozen more kg of actual useful stuff for the ~$45k worth in BTC that stunt cost?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:17 |
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DrSunshine posted:Couldn't they have launched about a dozen more kg of actual useful stuff for the ~$45k worth in BTC that stunt cost? There'd be heat and power requirements for more equipment, having what amounts to a dollar coin taped to the lander probably isn't a massive deal.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:33 |
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Even if the buttcoin "coin" is just a dime-sized aluminum disc, I object to it on the grounds of it being trash. Rubbish. Literal garbage just strewn on the Moon for funsies by some of the most worthless morons humanity has produced. Sending a golden disc with nude people on is at least a symbol of reaching out.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:43 |
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Rappaport posted:Even if the buttcoin "coin" is just a dime-sized aluminum disc, I object to it on the grounds of it being trash. Rubbish. Literal garbage just strewn on the Moon for funsies by some of the most worthless morons humanity has produced. You're right, but we also put an American flag up there, planting worthless garbage was the first thing humanity did.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:47 |
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As a non-American, I can give that one a pass since it came with a signed plaque saying it was really from all of us. I wouldn't want anyone (-thing?) believing anyone sensible endorsed a buttcoin coin
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:50 |
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Richard Nixon’s signature being potentially the last surviving evidence of humanity is a big lol to me.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 19:53 |
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Rappaport posted:Even if the buttcoin "coin" is just a dime-sized aluminum disc, I object to it on the grounds of it being trash. Rubbish. Literal garbage just strewn on the Moon for funsies by some of the most worthless morons humanity has produced. Sending a golden disc with nude people on is at least a symbol of reaching out. It's gonna be trash anyway, now: But I get why they did it. If you can get some extra funding for your space science fair project by selling what would otherwise be empty space to some morons so they can put their little token on the moon, why not?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 20:30 |
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I understand that we live in the Bad Timeline since Marty and Doc didn't assassinate Ronald when he was a GE propaganda man, but it's the principle of the thing. As much as I'd rather sub-Lunar space not be turned into an eternal robotic battle-ground à la Lem's dystopias, I'd also prefer some random billionaire doesn't fund a space program with the caveat they carve Hitler's face on the Moon as a sideproject or what have you. Of course the cynical response to the realist view is to say you shipped the buttcoin coin up there, but really didn't. What are the coiners going to do, go up there to check?
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 22:49 |
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Rappaport posted:I understand that we live in the Bad Timeline since Marty and Doc didn't assassinate Ronald when he was a GE propaganda man, but it's the principle of the thing. As much as I'd rather sub-Lunar space not be turned into an eternal robotic battle-ground à la Lem's dystopias, I'd also prefer some random billionaire doesn't fund a space program with the caveat they carve Hitler's face on the Moon as a sideproject or what have you. Being the next in line to scam cryptobros just makes you part of a trend, really.
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I AM GRANDO posted:Richard Nixon’s signature being potentially the last surviving evidence of humanity is a big lol to me. The Voyager records will last longer.
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Everybody Loves Space
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Mars is cold and thicc around the middle https://www.space.com/mars-water-ice-equator-frozen-ocean quote:A European Space Agency (ESA) probe has found enough water to cover Mars in an ocean between 4.9 and 8.9 feet (1.5 and 2.7 meters) deep, buried in the form of dusty ice beneath the planet's equator.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 16:45 |
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I don't know why they called it SLIM, but little robots on the Moon, hooray!
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 16:58 |
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Mars is cold and thicc around the middle *Mars' axial tilt variation is massive and mathematically chaotic. IIRC, obliquity before about 15 Mya is basically impossible to know. Here's a Mars glacier (perspective generated from HiRISE) where you can see a lobe spreading out, complete with a terminal moraine: c.f. a glacier in a similar situation in the McMurdo Dry Valleys: https://www.antarcticglaciers.org/glacial-geology/glaciers-on-other-planets/types-of-glaciers-on-mars/
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cat botherer posted:The article briefly mentions it, but Mars has glaciers remaining from the periods of high obliquity*, mostly on mountains at low/mid latitude. They really look like frozen-to-the-bed polar glaciers on Earth. Previously, they were thought to be pretty much all rock glaciers with just interstitial ice. However, some are probably mostly pure ice with a debris and/or salt cover (some people call those rock glaciers too, but they're pretty different than the interstitial ice kind). extremely dope thanks
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:58 |
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Mars is cold and thicc around the middle Huh, Mars Express is still trucking on after 20 years. And looking into it 2001 Mars Odyssey is also still doing science in orbit around Mars and is two years older. Pretty cool seeing two old timer probes going strong.
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https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2024/01/darpa-partially-funded-quantum-space-drive-orbital-test.html In other news, someone at DARPA said "sure, he's some pocket change, go nuts" over that drat EMDrive
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