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 WARNING this thread might get gross but I reckon that is the nature of feet. keep it classy byob
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I'll start   my dogs are in the foreground b/c they are barking, but also because they're wide like a ducks feet. I'll never get accepted as a military killing machine but I can swim like a duck. got that zinger from my dad. that's a good go to when somebody asks about our hosed up feet |
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Jun 11, 2023 07:07
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these Clark's™ XXX wide size 12 banker shoes are my favorite even though I'm only a size eleven.me feet are so wide I have to buy super long banker/clown shoes over which I often trip like a drunkard at work the heel is pillowed but being leather they don't breathe much. meant for slipping on and off regularly like a yogurt eating exec
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Jun 11, 2023 07:12
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also my feet are tall. like there's a hump on top. picture a foot camel. my point is nothing rlly fits my weird feet and what I probably need is a master cobbler
Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 11, 2023 |
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Jun 11, 2023 07:16
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enough about me let's hear you are foot woes the yob 
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Jun 11, 2023 07:17
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There's like 6 different types of foot including an international foot, a metric foot, and two different survey foots, and nobody ever specifies which one they're using, so converting between units is a total crapshoot. We should standardize distance in Smoots to avoid confusion. |
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Jun 11, 2023 07:25
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Buttchocks posted:There's like 6 different types of foot including an international foot, a metric foot, and two different survey foots, and nobody ever specifies which one they're using, so converting between units is a total crapshoot. We should standardize distance in Smoots to avoid confusion. lol great joke but for real let's see those milky pinky toes 
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Jun 11, 2023 07:29
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i only post about my "foot problems" on a subscription-based service to all my loyal fans that call me things like "princess"
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Jun 11, 2023 07:32
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:i only post about my "foot problems" on a subscription-based service to all my loyal fans that call me things like "princess" Oh, uh, I've never heard of such a thing, ha ha ha ha *quickly hides private browser window* |
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Jun 11, 2023 15:23
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*reveals cloven hoofs* |
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Jun 11, 2023 15:30
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The only problem with my foot is that I keep having to put it up your rear end.
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Jun 11, 2023 15:36
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i got a fricken bunion in my littlest piggy
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Jun 11, 2023 15:36
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Dr. Honked posted:i got a fricken bunion in my littlest piggy u need wider shoes   we all do
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Jun 11, 2023 16:57
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Areola Grande posted:u need wider shoes My shoes have open sides, which means the whole world is an extension of my shoe. All of you, all life in the universe, lives inside my shoes. |
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Jun 11, 2023 17:16
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Areola Grande posted:u need wider shoes most of my footwear fits fine and my feet are alright. good luck tho |
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Jun 11, 2023 17:29
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ive got pretty narrow feet with real high arches and so my heels hurt alot and its hard to find comfy shoes sometimes. also my feet are slightly different sizes and the arch on one is higher than the other so i cant find pull-on boots that fit
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Jun 11, 2023 17:44
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My feet have grown from a size 13 to a size 14 and soon I will not be able to buy shoes anymore
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Jun 11, 2023 20:21
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:i only post about my "foot problems" on a subscription-based service to all my loyal fans that call me things like "princess" i'm just kidding with this. in reality i look exactly like how i do in my avatar so my feet are like, cartoon blobs
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Jun 11, 2023 20:22
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Machai posted:The only problem with my foot is that I keep having to put it up your rear end. |
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Jun 11, 2023 22:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3uNm6hltpQ
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Jun 11, 2023 22:56
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found a picture of the op
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Jun 11, 2023 22:57
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rear end-penny posted:found a picture of the op  guilty haha  you'd be surprised how few ppl didn't stop for my very visible boulder sign. this country has changed smh
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Jun 12, 2023 05:48
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the right side of my right foot just hurts sometimes, not like a soreness from walking, just sometimes pain there appears and is there for a bit and goes away and rubbing it doesn't seem to do much but i do it anyway and it feels good.
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Jun 12, 2023 07:01
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teemolover42069 posted:the right side of my right foot just hurts sometimes, not like a soreness from walking, just sometimes pain there appears and is there for a bit and goes away and rubbing it doesn't seem to do much but i do it anyway and it feels good. them shoes is too drat narrow. telling u |
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Jun 12, 2023 07:04
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Late at night, my feet try to strangle me in my sleep. So far they have been unsuccessful because they can't really grip well. |
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Jun 12, 2023 07:49
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it brings me no pleasure to report that this is the 5th time forums poster Areola Grande has concocted a thread designed to get people to post feet and feet adjacent pics in the last year they said to me "the stinkier the better" while this was in confidence i feel it's necessary to share this |
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Jun 12, 2023 18:35
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I got a poo poo ton of metal in one of my ankles and now some high top shoes dont fit right and i have weird nerve pain/numbness on the inside of that foot. Also i cant bend the pinky toe on the other foot, drat things never worked for some reason and nobody is willing to give me a drat refund on it.
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Jun 12, 2023 19:02
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i'm not sure what to do with this foot of turgid throbbing meat
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Jun 12, 2023 19:11
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put it in a bun maybe
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Jun 12, 2023 19:11
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treasure bear posted:it brings me no pleasure to report that this is the 5th time forums poster Areola Grande has concocted a thread designed to get people to post feet and feet adjacent pics in the last year  post them tootsies already
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Jun 12, 2023 22:12
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dry |
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Jun 12, 2023 23:16
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I gotta big toenail that's trying to become ingrown and it really hurts sometimes like when I walk or touch the inside of my work boot with my toe Nail and tooth stuff makes me cringe harder than anything and I hate dealing with it so I'm just gonna hope that it goes away on its own cause there's no way I could let anyone else mess with it Like yes, give me the super long q-tip and weird knifey thing lemme go at it myself but don't touch me
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Jun 13, 2023 03:25
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Ever since they found out who my master/parental figure is, they've been trying to find and kill us in addition to kidnapping our reporter friend
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Jun 13, 2023 03:26
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Sarah Cenia posted:I gotta big toenail that's trying to become ingrown and it really hurts sometimes like when I walk or touch the inside of my work boot with my toe soak you are foot in warm water and epsom salts. do this daily until ur toe is better then post pics  that's how I fixed mine 
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Jun 13, 2023 03:31
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D'ya ever just have an itch on the middle of the bottom of your foot and scratching it doesn't help and you just have to wait for it to go away? What the hell is that?
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Jun 13, 2023 07:20
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big black turnout posted:Ever since they found out who my master/parental figure is, they've been trying to find and kill us in addition to kidnapping our reporter friend lol |
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Jun 13, 2023 09:39
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my feet are huge I can't find shoes for them I tried it everywhere even an actual boat doesn't fit help
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Jun 13, 2023 11:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:D'ya ever just have an itch on the middle of the bottom of your foot and scratching it doesn't help and you just have to wait for it to go away? What the hell is that? The devil torturing you before it's his turn to do so is what that is!!!
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Jun 13, 2023 11:37
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my subway "footlong" was eleven inches at best after having been toasted. never again
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I have an effed up lil toe that my siblings dubbed "The Cat's Claw" |
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