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Areola Grande

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:ducksiren: WARNING :ducksiren:

this thread might get gross but I reckon that is the nature of feet. keep it classy byob





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Areola Grande

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I'll start :dbuddy:



my dogs are in the foreground b/c they are barking, but also because they're wide like a ducks feet.

I'll never get accepted as a military killing machine but I can swim like a duck. got that zinger from my dad. that's a good go to when somebody asks about our hosed up feet

Areola Grande

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these Clark's™ XXX wide size 12 banker shoes are my favorite even though I'm only a size eleven.me feet are so wide I have to buy super long banker/clown shoes over which I often trip like a drunkard at work



the heel is pillowed but being leather they don't breathe much. meant for slipping on and off regularly like a yogurt eating exec





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Areola Grande

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also my feet are tall. like there's a hump on top. picture a foot camel. my point is nothing rlly fits my weird feet and what I probably need is a master cobbler

:ferrari:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 11, 2023

Areola Grande

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enough about me let's hear you are foot woes the yob :)





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Areola Grande

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Buttchocks posted:

There's like 6 different types of foot including an international foot, a metric foot, and two different survey foots, and nobody ever specifies which one they're using, so converting between units is a total crapshoot. We should standardize distance in Smoots to avoid confusion.

lol great joke but for real let's see those milky pinky toes :stalker:

Areola Grande

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Dr. Honked posted:

i got a fricken bunion in my littlest piggy

u need wider shoes :haibrow:

:romo: we all do

Areola Grande

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Machai posted:

The only problem with my foot is that I keep having to put it up your rear end.

Areola Grande

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rear end-penny posted:

found a picture of the op



:blush: guilty haha :sweatdrop:

you'd be surprised how few ppl didn't stop for my very visible boulder sign. this country has changed smh





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Areola Grande

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teemolover42069 posted:

the right side of my right foot just hurts sometimes, not like a soreness from walking, just sometimes pain there appears and is there for a bit and goes away and rubbing it doesn't seem to do much but i do it anyway and it feels good.

them shoes is too drat narrow. telling u

Areola Grande

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treasure bear posted:

it brings me no pleasure to report that this is the 5th time forums poster Areola Grande has concocted a thread designed to get people to post feet and feet adjacent pics in the last year

they said to me "the stinkier the better" while this was in confidence i feel it's necessary to share this

:pervert: post them tootsies already





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Areola Grande

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Sarah Cenia posted:

I gotta big toenail that's trying to become ingrown and it really hurts sometimes like when I walk or touch the inside of my work boot with my toe

soak you are foot in warm water and epsom salts. do this daily until ur toe is better

then post pics :sickos:

that's how I fixed mine :eng101:





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Areola Grande

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my subway "footlong" was eleven inches at best after having been toasted. never again





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Areola Grande

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I removed the insoles from the new pair on the right and stacked em with these blue store bought insoles on the left. double insoles tomorrow pls don't blow up my PMs over this

literal trip report incoming

:knope:





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Areola Grande

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compression socks. ur looking at a certified psycho hose beast

Areola Grande

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i've got the gout :negative:

tips and tricks are welcome





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Areola Grande

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Buttchocks posted:

wear a suit with a stovepipe hat and a cane

idgi but :wotwot: 2 u

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Areola Grande

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Areola Grande posted:

i've got the gout :negative:

tips and tricks are welcome

I guess I'm a supplements dude now :romo:



it's helping a bunch :dbuddy:





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