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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
There's like 6 different types of foot including an international foot, a metric foot, and two different survey foots, and nobody ever specifies which one they're using, so converting between units is a total crapshoot. We should standardize distance in Smoots to avoid confusion.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
*reveals cloven hoofs*

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Areola Grande posted:

u need wider shoes :haibrow:

:romo: we all do

My shoes have open sides, which means the whole world is an extension of my shoe. All of you, all life in the universe, lives inside my shoes.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Late at night, my feet try to strangle me in my sleep. So far they have been unsuccessful because they can't really grip well.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Oh no! I spilled marmalade all over my foot. All that sweet, sticky marmalade with chunks of orange peel are dripping between my toes. And I'm currently stuck in the dryer, so I can't clean it up! Good thing I can still post somehow. Help me, Stepforums!

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Areola Grande posted:

i've got the gout :negative:

tips and tricks are welcome

wear a suit with a stovepipe hat and a cane

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