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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Update the mortal sins
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Gluttony is now replaced with not covering your mouth with your elbow when you cough

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Subscribing to more than two streaming services has been upgraded from venial to mortal.

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 09:01
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
ONLY women can be priests now

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RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
 Being "cringe"

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Murder is okay if everyone agrees the dead person was just the worst

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 09:24
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
You can stone thy neighbor if they obsessively post on Nextdoor about "suspicious" people.

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 11:38
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Thou shalt not use the eggplant emoji.

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

N. Senada posted:

Subscribing to more than two streaming services has been upgraded from venial to mortal.

ok but Amazon Prime doesn't count

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 11:39
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Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
“Willful Ignorance” is at the top of my list.

Also, FYGM should be in it’s own category. It’s like Avarice, Wrath, and Pride rolled up in one.

“Hey God, know those mortal sins? We’re doing combos now.”.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
warez

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 13:07
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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Richard Cabeza posted:

“Willful Ignorance” is at the top of my list.

Also, FYGM should be in it’s own category. It’s like Avarice, Wrath, and Pride rolled up in one.

“Hey God, know those mortal sins? We’re doing combos now.”.

we can just condense all of these down to "Being Unashamedly American"

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Being a freak or weirdo

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Smugworth posted:

Being a freak or weirdo

https://youtu.be/UviB-jEZU9E

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

 Pride is a good thing now

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

 thou shall not watch anime, nor read genre fiction

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Homosexuality is now a virtue.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Thou shalt not fornicate with thy stepsister while she is doing laundry.

The Bramble fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jun 11, 2023

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Its easier to parallel park inside the eye of a needle than for a car haver to get into heaven

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Atonement for your sins may be achieved by not using social media or appearing as a cameo in a sitcom for a period of time proscribed by an anointed priest.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

laserghost posted:

thou shall not watch anime

:worship:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Update the snake into a cat. A loathsome, two faced beast.

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
 lust is now known as being "horny on main"

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

 Not shutting the gently caress up is now a mortal sin. Everyone be the hell quiet

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 15:29
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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



 I'm replacing gluttony with silliness.

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 15:40
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can we fit being a lunk in there somewhere?

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 15:49
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Can we fit being a lunk in there somewhere?

Thou shalt not grunt in church, unless thou art ejaculating.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Usury replaced with Usenet

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 16:34
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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Inceldom should be in there

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Maintain the holy silence in public restrooms. It is an abomination to speak aloud at the urinals.

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kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Icochet posted:

warez

Do you pronounce warez like "wares" or like it's a Hispanic name?

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
 Not returning your shopping cart means you will never reach heaven.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

 update the 10 commandments too there's some redundant ones marked for deletion

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Hating olives (the real thing, not Three Olives, which is normal and accepted)

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 Thou shalt not spit gum out or hock loogies in a public area.

Because that poo poo is loving nasty.

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
1. Cringe
2. Cop
3. Hentai
4. Hetero
5. Emoji
6. Streaming
7. ChatGPT

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 18:03
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Making a superhero movie

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 18:07
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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 tugging, top of the list i'm afraid to say

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 18:08
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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Thou shalt not drill

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Uploading funny videos without sound.

Straight to hell.

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Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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Spinz posted:

Inceldom should be in there

Is volceldom still ok?

* # ? Jun 11, 2023 20:50
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