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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Update the mortal sins
 
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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Homosexuality is now a virtue.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Thou shalt not fornicate with thy stepsister while she is doing laundry.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Atonement for your sins may be achieved by not using social media or appearing as a cameo in a sitcom for a period of time proscribed by an anointed priest.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 Maintain the holy silence in public restrooms. It is an abomination to speak aloud at the urinals.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Update the mortal sins