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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
why are you lurking? post already! This is a Safe Place (tm) for you to stop lurking and start your illustrious poster career!

Did you know that Jeffrey of YOSPOS started out as a poster? It's true! And now he owns the site! This could be you someday, but not if you're sitting there reading this and not posting!

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm posting here

AmbientParadox
Mar 2, 2005
Shocked that FTC is gonna block the MSFT ATVI merger

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This could be you someday

that's a bunch of bullshit Jeff would have to exit his eternal slumber for more than 45 seconds to sell the site to some lurker

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You can't make me.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Honestly I should probably post less

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


too many megathreads scaring them off

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Not to mention the freaks and weirdos

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




:eightbux: Verified User Bad Purchase says

how do we know they're people though, do we have some way to confirm their identities?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth posted:

I love lurkers :glomp:


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Who the hell can afford to post in this economy?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




some people post to live, others live to post

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Just lol if these lurkers get sick and think I'm giving them anything from the goonfund.

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

It would be interesting to know how much 20+ years of shitposting and probation logs would go for, honestly. Is that information publicly available?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Slugworth posted:

Just lol if these lurkers get sick and think I'm giving them anything from the goonfund.

yep, aid is doled out in accordance with postcount, it's really the only way to handle these things

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
It's because they are boycotting reddit

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Posting while removing all body hair via chemical bath

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
hi noobs

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023


Hi, how are you?

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Don't tell me what to do

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lusty Grundles posted:

It would be interesting to know how much 20+ years of shitposting and probation logs would go for, honestly. Is that information publicly available?

There's a few unicorns with pristine rapsheets from like 2003

I had to probe one a couple weeks ago :smith:

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

satanic splash-back posted:

Posting while removing all body hair via chemical bath

Let me know how it turns out for you. I once read that using hydrochloric acid also works. Haven’t tried it though…

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I'm painfully unfunny and peak white noise poster. Do you honestly want more of that?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
probe all 1013 of these degenerates please

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

Seth Pecksniff posted:

There's a few unicorns with pristine rapsheets from like 2003

I had to probate one a couple weeks ago :smith:
Wonder if that's a forum pensioner that's just gradually losing control of their posting faculties. Such a tragic thing to see.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lusty Grundles posted:

Wonder if that's a forum pensioner that's just gradually losing control of their posting faculties. Such a tragic thing to see.

RIP to the poster who contracted Postingson's Disease :(

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

why are you lurking? post already! This is a Safe Place (tm) for you to stop lurking and start your illustrious poster career!

Did you know that Jeffrey of YOSPOS started out as a poster? It's true! And now he owns the site! This could be you someday, but not if you're sitting there reading this and not posting!

I'm told my partner that I expected at most a few hundred people coming from reddit to SA.

drat there's a few dozens of us!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Slap my rear end

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
This forum is only for EPIC posters please get out

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

MrQwerty posted:

RIP to the poster who contracted Postingson's Disease :(
They should've cured that and Commentia by now :(

Lt. Cock posted:

This forum is only for EPIC posters please get out
oh ok :(

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Didn't there use to be like 10,000 or someshit

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm concerned i have multiple sclerosis and im seeing my doctor about getting a vasectomy referral and free quit smoking aids on wednesday it's gonna be a big day i'll let gbs know about it later

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Frogz posted:

Let me know how it turns out for you. I once read that using hydrochloric acid also works. Haven’t tried it though…

It works pretty good but I stick to nair and store brand nair, stings less

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Seth Pecksniff posted:

why are you lurking? post already! This is a Safe Place (tm) for you to stop lurking and start your illustrious poster career!

Did you know that Jeffrey of YOSPOS started out as a poster? It's true! And now he owns the site! This could be you someday, but not if you're sitting there reading this and not posting!

jeff should turn the paywall off for browsing if it's on & throw something on the front page saying lol how bout reddit huh come try a forum that's not running off algorithms designed to eat all your neurotransmitters

days since last directly attributed prodromal schizophrenia manifestation: 1347

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


FirstnameLastname posted:

jeff should turn the paywall off for browsing if it's on & throw something on the front page saying lol how bout reddit huh come try a forum that's not running off algorithms designed to eat all your neurotransmitters

days since last directly attributed prodromal schizophrenia manifestation: 1347

jeffery is asleep for at least another 800 years i think

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

R.L. Stine posted:

i'm concerned i have multiple sclerosis and im seeing my doctor about getting a vasectomy referral and free quit smoking aids on wednesday it's gonna be a big day i'll let gbs know about it later
Oh, hey, just a heads up, that's not usually how ms is treated. Just didn't want you making a decision you regret.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

:eightbux: Verified User Bad Purchase says

how do we know they're people though, do we have some way to confirm their identities?

:eightbux: Verified User Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka says

:kheldragar: you cant :kheldragar:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Someone post the subbed Dangone rompa mango again

inSTAALed
Feb 3, 2008

MOP

n'

SLOP
i've never posted

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

FirstnameLastname posted:

days since last directly attributed prodromal schizophrenia manifestation: 1347

Another one lost to "getting" FYAD

Folks you hate to see it

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