Lurkers you MUST post in this thread!!!! (fake thread full of lies)

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

Slugworth posted:

Oh, hey, just a heads up, that's not usually how ms is treated. Just didn't want you making a decision you regret.

my kids caused me to fall a lot and have my legs not work properly and can't remember anything and forget how swallowing works etc and i won't hear otherwise

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FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022; got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Frogz posted:

Hi, how are you?

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# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:30

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

The number for this thread doesn't update make it update thanks

# ? Jun 12, 2023 19:33

Soapy_Bumslap: Jun 19, 2013; We're gonna need a bigger chode; Grimey Drawer

No such thing as a bad post

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:18

Thermophonic Joy: Jan 6, 2009

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

too many megathreads scaring them off

how do you even post in a megathread

by the time I catch up to the latest page I'm dead

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My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

Thermophonic Joy posted:

how do you even post in a megathread

by the time I catch up to the latest page I'm dead

Dead tired from all that content

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:20

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

Thermophonic Joy posted:

how do you even post in a megathread

by the time I catch up to the latest page I'm dead

you just read the latest page or two and then jump in to :justpost:

tbh

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:23

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

I've been told "stop posting forever, you loving dogshit eating loser" by thousands of people, so I'm conflicted.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

What did Reddit do now? Did they find a way to make trying to read replies even more scrambled?

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:27

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Knormal posted:

What did Reddit do now? Did they find a way to make trying to read replies even more scrambled?

It got so good everyone decided to preserve it just as it is for all time :)))

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:37

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

I've been told "stop posting forever, you loving dogshit eating loser" by thousands of people, so I'm conflicted.

They're just haters and clout chasers op
:justpost:

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:39

My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

I miss zee-is-zae. Peak SA community imo

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:40

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Just post but please don't post better than me, way too many posters already do

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:45

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I wonder how many people from the reddit wave are coming here as their first taste of SA

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:45

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

Shinjobi posted:

Just post but please don't post better than me, way too many posters already do

i've got you covered

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:46

sassypotassium: Jun 12, 2023

EorayMel posted:

I wonder how many people from the reddit wave are coming here as their first taste of SA

First taste. So far it�s as sweet as a week old donut.

I like it.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:57

feverish and oversexed: Mar 9, 2007; I LOVE the galley!

EorayMel posted:

I wonder how many people from the reddit wave are coming here as their first taste of SA

how are people even FINDING their way here is the question.... if you didn't already know?? I did not see people mentioning it as an alternative.

I mentioned coming back a few times, maybe its my fault.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 20:59

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

is this the thread for LUNKers?

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:02

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:05

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme: Mar 19, 2009; Gods don't make mistakes

If I'm a lurker and I post, doesn't that make me not a lurker?

Edit: gently caress, I've been had

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:05

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wtf

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:08

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Lurkers just remember: you will probably never make a post as bad as this

RoboHusky posted:

lulz.
gently caress somethingawful.
gently caress all of you.
You made fun of me, calling me weak and poo poo.
AND I loving HATE HOW YOU PIECES OF SHITS MAKE GIMMICK MATCHES.

and I loving hate how you pieces of shits make gimmick matches
gently caress gbs and its hivemind bullshit, hailing fascists such as OZMA, assholes like radium and Forum Superstars who think they're good but they're not. lionness and Shmorky is a loving furfag. GENRIC ADMINISTRATOR WAS RADIUM ALL ALONG YOU FUCKS. Fragmaster, you are one gently caress the somethingawful admin crew, they are the bane of the internet but in reality obnoxious gently caress heads who only want to make the somethingawful cult and they dont loving admit that they are in the loving wrong. Oh and somethingawful's loving front page is NOT FUNNY at all, it is lame and overdone yet you fucks still think it is funny. you also wanted to torrent, yet you denied it and covered it up with you pitty excuses not to pirate them.

gently caress GBS for it's degrading uneducated pieces of poo poo.
gently caress GAMES for being owned by the rear end in a top hat Nintendo empire whose only goal is to make profit.
gently caress Ask/Tell for being stupid dumbasses
gently caress Automotive INSANITY for wasting our precious resources.
gently caress the Firing range and TCC for haing illegal firearms and drugs Tthere should be gun control and police arrersting you for drug possession.
gently caress Debate and Discussion for having ANTI ENVIROMENTALIST UTOPIA and gently caress THEM ALSO FOR FOOLED BY THE CULT OF A loving MUSLIM CALLED OBAMA.
gently caress ADTRW for generating pedophiles and degrading culture as we know it.

and last of all.
gently caress YOU LOWTAX FOR TAKING MY loving MONEY AWAY FOR YOU GREED, MANGOSTEEN JUICE and YOUR GOOK WIFE.
ADMIN 5 FOREVER.

gently caress SOMETHINGAWFUL.

ADMIN 5, PETA, Consumers, Hillary Clinton and even those banned by YOUR loving DICTATORSHIP WILL HAVE REVENGE ON YOUR loving PITY ASSES.

I AM INDEPENDENT. I AM POPULAR.
MY INTELLIGENCE IS BETTER THEN YOU.
YOU ARE NOT.
YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS.
YOU ARE FAT.
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS OF THIS STUPID FORUM.

ALL OF YOU GOONS ARE loving ASSHOLES, YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD.

EVERYTHING MELTS AWAY LIKE ICE YET THE GLORY OF ADMIN5, THE GLORY OF SASS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT WILL REMAIN. SASS WILL NOT ONLY SURVIVE, IT WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:19

stellae: Oct 3, 2021; A lurker in poster's clothing

I know this site wasn't always people in their 30's, but I don't think I really understood it until seeing that post.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

EorayMel posted:

Lurkers just remember: you will probably never make a post as bad as this

Ok do you really have a rolodex of bans or do you just remember them all

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:25

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

EorayMel posted:

Lurkers just remember: you will probably never make a post as bad as this

lmao i must have missed this

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:27

Guessologist: Dec 16, 2008

Like a cicada I just make a post every 10 years or so

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:34

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Guessologist posted:

Like a cicada I just make a post every 10 years or so

So, how's the job going? I've been wanting to ask, but thought you might be kind of busy because you were not posting.

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:39

pogue23: Aug 15, 2002; Son, I am disappoint.

I'm not so much lurking, per se. but I am indifferent and have back pain. so it ends up the same

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:39

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022; got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

stellae posted:

I know this site wasn't always people in their 30's, but I don't think I really understood it until seeing that post.

i started posting here three months after I turned 14 years old and the goons who referred me here id been posting with on other vgame forums since i was 10, maybe 11. pretty much the feral wolf kid but w/ flamewars over bush era political issues instead of living in nature

# ? Jun 12, 2023 22:00