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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


lurkers, heed my words thensforth: :justpost: i used to lurk and now im a terrible shitposter it could happen to you tooooo

https://i.imgur.com/imbBbz9.mp4

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sprenk posted:

I loving love lurking

Wait until you try posting, it's even better!!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
Lurkers may I suggest you fill your Yeti with Reign and tip it back like an island drink

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
What's the maximum Posts Per Day (PPD) one can have and still be a lurker?

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

I once dropped my doner kebab on the floor and continued eating it with the plastic fork.

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

What's the maximum Posts Per Day (PPD) one can have and still be a lurker?

We're all over the threshold already I'm afraid :(

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Frogz posted:

I once dropped my doner kebab on the floor and continued eating it with the plastic fork.

Did you pick the kebab off the floor first or did you eat it directly off the floor on all fours like some kind of animal

Spell_blade
Apr 8, 2009

feverish and oversexed posted:

We're all over the threshold already I'm afraid :(

I guess we can't post in this thread anymore.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
This thread is for lurkers to become posters under Our Lord, and thus be saved by Him and live in obedience to Him, apart from His Word.

Lusty Grundles
Jun 9, 2023

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Did you pick the kebab off the floor first or did you eat it directly off the floor on all fours like some kind of animal
The trick is to leave the cigarette butts in. Gives it a bit of a smoky aftertaste.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


AARD VARKMAN posted:

This thread is for lurkers to become posters under Our Lord, and thus be saved by Him and live in obedience to Him, apart from His Word.

agreed

praise o🅱️

Carebear
Apr 16, 2003

If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't.
I feel threatened

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

you want my posts? Too bad; you get what I've been listening to instead. Have a Paul McCartney:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nzLQ63c9E

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sszqq0tWlVM

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

How can you eat at a time like this? The Lurkers are missing.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Peggy Edson posted:

Yes hello there

dang who did you piss off to get that avatar?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

OMG your not dead... Me and smug were worried you had one two many scrums.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

OMG your not dead... Me and smug were worried you had one two many scrums.

Diablo IV came out :grin:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Carebear posted:

I feel threatened

👵🏿

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i would like to point out just incase anyone misreads the title of this thread,

LUNKers are not welcome here

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Canuckistan posted:

Supervillain looking for arch-nemesis. Please apply within.



AARD VARKMAN posted:

Might I recommend Smugworth? He's a bit of a goody two-shoes.

Saalkin is my current forum nemesis but to be honest he's a bit of a pushover and I could use more of a challenging forums enemy

You can PM William Henry Hairytaint for a reference as to my credibility of being forum nemesis


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jun 12, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Also general advice for lurkers: Don't talk to Slugworth. He's a real bad dude.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
slugworth steals candy secrets so be careful in the cooking forum

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Diablo IV came out :grin:

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

I won't post, but I will humbly request you provide more wide animals

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
but it takes me 15 minutes of pondering and rewording every sentence, when I want to post

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Smugworth posted:

Saalkin is my current forum nemesis but to be honest he's a bit of a pushover and I could use more of a challenging forums enemy

You can PM William Henry Hairytaint for a reference as to my credibility of being forum nemesis

I've cut your brakes

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That's a hell of a... Sheep?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

lurkers, heed my words thensforth: :justpost: i used to lurk and now im a terrible shitposter it could happen to you tooooo

:same:


I too would like a nemesis but I'm not ready to enter the posting dojo with Smugworth :hmmno:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
lowtax called me a son of a bitch multiple times so yeah you could say im a bit of a forums celebrity

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Soho Joe posted:

but it takes me 15 minutes of pondering and rewording every sentence, when I want to post

Just post edit

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

I've cut your brakes

Good luck bozo
As of today,

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Smugworth posted:

Good luck bozo
As of today,



Gonna drill some holes in your tiny boat

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

Gonna drill some holes in your tiny boat

Good luck bozo

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks
Hello. Now back to never ever posting outside of a Games thread

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
dicks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

dang who did you piss off to get that avatar?

someone in the fake prison story thread lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Best lurker thread in GBS this week?
I think so.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Peggy Edson posted:

someone in the fake prison story thread lol

Lolol

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sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Did you pick the kebab off the floor first or did you eat it directly off the floor on all fours like some kind of animal

I kind of crouched down next to it and used the fork to eat all the bits of food that weren't directly on the sidewalk. Drunk me was a shameless me.

Edit:
Slightly embarrassed to admit that I liked how it made me feel. A little gross, vulnerable and dirty. Maybe I found my kink after all....

sassypotassium fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jun 12, 2023

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