Lunkers you MUST post in this thread!!!!

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Lurkers: as long as you do not make a post like this, you should be okay.

MarioTeachesWiping posted:

This is a hive minded piece of poo poo hugbox for trolls rejected from other forums, and as soon as they took over I was unfairly maligned from day one. Go ahead and ban me, because I'm not going to stop posting here just because you did your best to ruin it for everyone but yourselves. Get hosed

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# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:46

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# ? May 7, 2024 11:45

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

EorayMel posted:

Lurkers: as long as you do not make a post like this, you should be okay.

Really thought that one would be in SAD tbh

# ? Jun 12, 2023 21:56

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

what is the consequence for not posting?

# ? Jun 13, 2023 00:58

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

DemonDarkhorse posted:

what is the consequence for not posting?

The everlasting mental torture of never knowing if you could have been a forums superstar

You can't hit a home run if you don't swing

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:08

FIX SIGNS: Aug 29, 2006; You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

I'm doing it.
I'm posting!

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:29

Big Mouth Billy Basshole: Jun 18, 2007; Fun Shoe

FIX SIGNS posted:

I'm doing it.
I'm posting!

Me too!

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:32

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Love all these new avatars I've never seen before

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:33

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Nubs, even if someone gives you a kick rear end avatar like Peggy, don't worry. You can always swap it for whatever you want for 5 dollars... And people might go nuts and buy like 5 avs for other people in a pique of insanity but they really don't keep it up unless you go out of your way to be a dick... And it's 10 bucks instead of 5 for someone else to change yours.

That is part of why it's funny.

Gonna need you to just post please enjoy the novelty of a 20 year old forum, once reddit comes back online I'm sure it will be over so enjoy!

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:47

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

DemonDarkhorse posted:

what is the consequence for not posting?

Based on the trump thread, I assume the consequence is steamy gay sex

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:55

Squee: Jun 15, 2003; <3

How infrequently must one post to be considered a lurker?
asking for a friend...

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:56

Lusty Grundles: Jun 9, 2023

FIX SIGNS posted:

I'm doing it.
I'm posting!

Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:

Me too!

I'm so proud of you two, I want to cry.

There's nothing you can't do. Nothing.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 01:57

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

This is also the worst area on the entire site. Something something nuclear warning

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

You will find cool places you like if you take a look though.

This is where you just post nonsense for fun and then there's a few serious threads...

I was going to say it's easy to keep up to date on threads now because no one posts here but there's 500 new posts in the trump thread and I'm not reading all that.
Gonna skip to 3 pages to the end, scan it, then laugh and post.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 13, 2023

# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:03

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

i3 perefer to lurk

# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:06

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Sounds like you're on the beans again couch.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:07

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

the unabomber �dies�, nobody has seen the body, and suddenly this AARD VARKMAN character nobody has ever heard of appears like clockwork asking for a list of fresh names

shan�t speculate

# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:18

Death By SnuSnu: Jun 7, 2007; Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

I haven't been on SA since Britney Spears shaved her head. Just found out there's an app. Gonna go put tennis balls on my walker now.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:54

olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Wendigee posted:

This is also the worst area on the entire site.

it might improve if you stopped posting in it

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:02

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

olives black posted:

it might improve if you stopped posting in it

I did "forget" about cspam and sad, my bad

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:09

almost1337: Jun 14, 2013; The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

I enjoy a good lurk, especially as I seldom have anything interesting to add to conversation.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:12

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

almost1337 posted:

I enjoy a good lurk, especially as I seldom have anything interesting to add to conversation.

Don't sell yourself short you have a definitely interesting thing to say about something that you are passionate about just find the right point.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:13

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Or just post
:justpost:

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:14

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Posting is pretty cool, actually.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:17

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

FrumpleOrz posted:

Posting is pretty cool, actually.

This guy gets it.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:34

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

this is for all the haters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UJkYR2X4Po

# ? Jun 13, 2023 03:49

Chumpy: Dec 28, 2008; Nap Ghost

It's 7pm and I'm makin waffles

# ? Jun 13, 2023 04:00

blitzfire: Nov 15, 2004; Don't bite it baby, just nibble

Ok I�m going back under my rock now

# ? Jun 13, 2023 04:10

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

nullEntityRNG posted:

I won't post, but I will humbly request you provide more wide animals

# ? Jun 13, 2023 15:45

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Here's a pro tip to the lurkers: getting quoted feels like running one of those wire massager things over your stupid block head

For me, getting quoted results in an erection that doesn't go away for 24 hours. I feel like I should see a doctor about it but it helps me save money on Viagra.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 16:44

ShimmyGuy: Jan 12, 2008; One morning, Shimmy awoke to find he was a awesome shiny bug.

Posting here because posting in Imp Zone feels too intimidating. Why they gotta be so cool and fresh. Maybe one day I will replace this old Avatar with something that embarrasses me less.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 16:51

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jun 13, 2023 16:57

HOMOEROTIC JESUS: Apr 19, 2018; Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Post here... or else!!!

You can't tell me what to do!!! You're not my dad!!!

# ? Jun 13, 2023 17:01

Big Mouth Billy Basshole: Jun 18, 2007; Fun Shoe

Checking in for the day, how's everyone doing?

# ? Jun 13, 2023 17:19

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:

You can't tell me what to do!!! You're not my dad!!!

Can shall and am.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 17:20

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:

Checking in for the day, how's everyone doing?

we're doing fine here :cheers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHwf0-yIemk

# ? Jun 13, 2023 17:26

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Black Sunshine posted:

For me, getting quoted results in an erection that doesn't go away for 24 hours. I feel like I should see a doctor about it but it helps me save money on Viagra.

Here you go buddy, on the house.

# ? Jun 13, 2023 18:28