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Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
Ok.

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Alligator Pie
Apr 26, 2008

Give away the green grass, Give away the sky

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Unfortunately inflation has hit the forums, as well. We now expect a daily post quota of 1 from our esteemed membership, however the posting commission system means most posters make many more than that.

Oh, my goodness! I'm going to have to get with the times. I have much catching up to do, in that case!

prayingmantis
Dec 30, 2008
I'm posting

ShimmyGuy
Jan 12, 2008

One morning, Shimmy awoke to find he was a awesome shiny bug.
Lightly chuckling at posts without replying and you can't stop me

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

OK

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

down1nit posted:

And me too!

I really love the film The Birdcage. It has fantastic jokes and great acting

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I don't remember many jokes but I thought Sandra Bullock did a good job with the spooky, if a little hacky, premise. Apparently they're coming out a sequel where not only are you not allowed to see or the monsters get you, you also can't fart, since now the monsters can smell you.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I don't remember many jokes but I thought Sandra Bullock did a good job with the spooky, if a little hacky, premise. Apparently they're coming out a sequel where not only are you not allowed to see or the monsters get you, you also can't fart, since now the monsters can smell you.

....

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




couldn't they attach long tubes to their asses to transport the fart gas to another location and misdirect the monsters from Sandra Bullock's The Birdcage?

any lurkers care to speculate as to the feasibility of such an approach?

ShimmyGuy
Jan 12, 2008

One morning, Shimmy awoke to find he was a awesome shiny bug.

Bad Purchase posted:

couldn't they attach long tubes to their asses to transport the fart gas to another location and misdirect the monsters from Sandra Bullock's The Birdcage?

any lurkers care to speculate as to the feasibility of such an approach?

They just need to wear stillsuits that recycle their farts back into their breathable air

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe
*in a stereotypical new york accent*

Ey, I'm posting here!

Fhistleb
Dec 31, 2008

Tell me more about your sandwiches.
But if I reply here i'm no longer a lurker!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Fhistleb posted:

But if I reply here i'm no longer a lurker!!!

Them’s the breaks bub

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i thought this thread was for degenerates and perverts in alley ways that's why i'm posting

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

R.L. Stine posted:

i thought this thread was for degenerates and perverts in alley ways that's why i'm posting

Yes, that's right. Also curmudgeons, looky-loos and roadside rough and tumblers

Look Out!
Dec 6, 2004
Home to SA after a decade away, and still afraid to post.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Look Out! posted:

Home to SA after a decade away, and still afraid to post.

Posting is terrifying

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
No, thanks, I prefer lurking.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

timefly posted:

Posting is terrifying

Great post bud :c00lbutt::respek::c00lbutt:


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Ruud Hoenkloewen
Jan 24, 2020
I disagree with posting on ethical grounds

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Always lurkin’ never postin’

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I haven’t been manic in years so I’ve pretty much just been lurking.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

Look Out! posted:

Home to SA after a decade away, and still afraid to post.

Posting is like adding flesh to a skeleton. You do it because you want to build, not because you expect response.

Reaganomicon
Jan 31, 2004

Flush please
i don't want to be judged; rather i just want to judge other people while i read their posts. im a coward

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

any lurkers online rn?

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
was trying to keep this account cherry for my kids to inherit but rules is rules

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I used to be a posting MACHINE back in the BBS days of the late 80s to mid 90s.
I'd like to rediscover that energy.

But I am old and I have no energy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




many people think that good posting is an innate ability. a muse speaks to you, sudden inspiration strikes, and the posts blossom like a garden in bloom

that is a misconception, however. good posters don't tell us that is how it happens. because there are none to tell us.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Did any one do a pic of a sign that says something like, " hot lurkers in your area wanna post now, click here to read thrm"?

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

FIX SIGNS posted:

I used to be a posting MACHINE back in the BBS days of the late 80s to mid 90s.
I'd like to rediscover that energy.

But I am old and I have no energy.

Wildcat or Renegade?

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Lurkin' and twerkin'

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

All lurkers are special

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

nullandvoid posted:

Wildcat or Renegade?

Most of the boards i frequented tended to be TAG and/or Telegard.
But Wildcat and Renegade were there, as well. especially with some of the older boards.

And i typically used Telemate as my terminal program of choice. Most folks used Telix. but I dug Telemates' ability to display 50 lines instead of just 24, iirc?

FIX SIGNS fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 15, 2023

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bathroom Surprise
Feb 15, 2005

Hey baby

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

this is some sorta trap because once a lurker posts they become a poster and are not a lurker any more

so im morally and ethically opposed to it

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

morally and ethically opposed to the trap aspect at least

gently caress da lurkers though!!!!!

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

It's been awhile since I posted regularly. I have made a post. Now what?

Organ
Sep 22, 2004

Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!

Stupid Dick posted:

It's been awhile since I posted regularly. I have made a post. Now what?

Same here. I don't know what to do with my hands.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I've heard mention of people somehow stumbling their way here after their subreddit shut down. Has anyone seen any redditors around here?

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Charles Bukowski posted:

I've heard mention of people somehow stumbling their way here after their subreddit shut down. Has anyone seen any redditors around here?

all I see here is lurkers getting their wings :dings:

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