Lunkers you MUST post in this thread!!!!

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I love lurkers :glomp:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 18:31

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 15:30

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Canuckistan posted:

Supervillain looking for arch-nemesis. Please apply within.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Might I recommend Smugworth? He's a bit of a goody two-shoes.

Saalkin is my current forum nemesis but to be honest he's a bit of a pushover and I could use more of a challenging forums enemy

You can PM William Henry Hairytaint for a reference as to my credibility of being forum nemesis

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Smugworth fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jun 12, 2023

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 19:58

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Also general advice for lurkers: Don't talk to Slugworth. He's a real bad dude.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 20:01

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Soho Joe posted:

but it takes me 15 minutes of pondering and rewording every sentence, when I want to post

Just ~~post~~ edit

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 20:40

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

I've cut your brakes

Good luck bozo
As of today,

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 20:43

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Saalkin posted:

Gonna drill some holes in your tiny boat

Good luck bozo

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 20:46

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Best lurker thread in GBS this week?
I think so.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 21:35

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

EorayMel posted:

Lurkers: as long as you do not make a post like this, you should be okay.

Really thought that one would be in SAD tbh

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 21:56

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

DemonDarkhorse posted:

what is the consequence for not posting?

The everlasting mental torture of never knowing if you could have been a forums superstar

You can't hit a home run if you don't swing

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 01:08

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Love all these new avatars I've never seen before

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 01:33

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

down1nit posted:

And me too!

I really love the film The Birdcage. It has fantastic jokes and great acting

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I don't remember many jokes but I thought Sandra Bullock did a good job with the spooky, if a little hacky, premise. Apparently they're coming out a sequel where not only are you not allowed to see or the monsters get you, you also can't fart, since now the monsters can smell you.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 13:58