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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You should kill all living things OP. Only then will the abomination of perception end. The universe should have stayed pitch and black in a deaf blind coffin.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Principles of defeating a frog in hand-to-hand combat.

1. Be aggressive
2. Keep your eyes on the opponent
3. Distract the opponent
4. Disable or be disabled
5. Vary the attack to fit the situation
6. Turn the defense into an unrelenting attack
7. Feel superior to the opponent, regardless of the latters' size or the evidence of strength

You know you will have little time to stop and think when engaging in hand-to-hand combat. Therefore your actions must be automatic.
Remember, attack aggressively, with one purpose in mind: To kill.

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