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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This thread reminds me of a scene from the show I have running right now. It's a autobiographical one man show in which I dive deep into my emotions using the characters from my life to explore this silly little thing called Literally A Person. It has so much heart but also it has humour too. Three showstopping hours of pure entertainment.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dip Viscous posted:

What's strange is that it's still relatively easy to find borosilicate glass saucepans. There's probably some reason they suck but it's fun to watch pasta boil in them.

The only reason they suck is you can't put them directly on a burner. Otherwise, they kick total rear end.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
lolololol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What the gently caress is a printer?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I wish we had a super secret club. We could charge a small fee for membership.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Vampire Panties posted:

What happened to the short-range FM transmitters that enable ipods to play over cars without a tape/cd drive

Still exist. Use one in my gen1 Prius.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I just say "excuse me" in a polite friendly tone and people move.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I have a cute little 16" crt covered in various stickers that serves as a cool decoration and also I like to play ps2 on there

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
There's a store you can bring your poo poo to and they print stuff for you and it's like $2 but also the library. Newbs.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Rich guy equivalent to whistle tips???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Guy likes lightning and waffles. What's the big deal????

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Instead of typing perhaps spitting some sick bars??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We got all this surplus prison labor why not use it to subsidize childcare. bing bong crisis averted

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Motherfucking fr fr red scare rear end motherfuckers in this thread.

Fr fr

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the commies want to take my full time job...

Laborious rear end motherfuckers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Am I here for a magic moment? Is this one of those things where someone gets a big pulsing vein on their head???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

feeling yuor moderator senses tingling or>?

just losing my chains you see they were the only thing I had left to lose.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Outrail posted:

How do they make you come back into the shop?

With a loving laser beam

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
That's something that's gotten worse. They got lasers now so don't be stealing that mascara

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't even get me started about people who don't use their blinkers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
lol people used to dig French drains in their yards to pour old motor oil into

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

UFOTacoMan posted:

it's its home, it's supposed to be there!

also, lol, never heard this one. Seems like a lot trouble go through, I wonder why an oil hole wouldn't work as good?

I mean, p much is. It's maybe a little fancier what with the rock and such but, yeah, oil hole.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

teen witch posted:

What, did they tell you it stinks?

:wal::stat:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I now understand why my tight 5 about canker sores at the Dutch comedy club bombed

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