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Seems like business books are just like "be confident" and stuff like that. Any non-junk books to boost productivity (and subsequent dopamine?)
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 Be more like the antagonists in this book
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Jun 17, 2023 18:06
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 thread ban OP
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Jun 17, 2023 18:07
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When your boss is out go into their office and urinate on their seat. You've just shown dominance and marked their territory as yours. Congratulation now you're your own boss! Actually doing work is for chumps.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:38
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slowly raise your voice throughout the work day. start at a whisper and make sure by the end of the day everyone can hear you yelling on the next floor. if you modulate your volume slow enough they dont even tell you to stop yelling! this is how i got to be roof manager.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:49
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Have ChatGPT write scripts to automate half your job and do not tell a single person in your office, op
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Jun 17, 2023 18:49
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two words: art of the deal
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Jun 17, 2023 19:26
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Do not read anything by Grant Cardone. Do not watch or listen to anything featuring Grant Cardone. Grant Cardone sucks poo poo. I could make a whole thread about how his brain poison causes 99% of the problems with salespeople and sales-adjacent businesses today.
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Jun 17, 2023 19:48
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The 48 Laws Of Power is an instruction manual on how to be a manipulative rear end in a top hat. The 7 habits of highly successful people is 200+ pages of critical thinking advice. The Phoenix Project is the technobabble bible for middle management. Think and Grow Rich tells you to leave haters and clout chasers behind & only hang out with cool, high status rich people. How to Win Friends and Influence People is effecitvely summarized as - 'ask them a question about themselves, and then follow up with another appropriate question'.
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Jun 17, 2023 21:03
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business books are written to help you through the process of shedding your empathy and discarding any thoughts you might have about people other than yourself or those above you. for most people that is not natural and they need help. but self-study will also work if you are disciplined
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Jun 17, 2023 21:09
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Bad Purchase posted:business books are written to help you through the process of shedding your empathy and discarding any thoughts you might have about people other than yourself or those above you. for most people that is not natural and they need help. I feel like cocaine might be quicker and cheaper.
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Jun 17, 2023 21:10
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Vampire Panties posted:The 48 Laws Of Power is an instruction manual on how to be a manipulative rear end in a top hat. this is very helpful, thank you. can you do the secret and art of the deal too?
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Jun 17, 2023 21:11
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dr_rat posted:I feel like cocaine might be quicker and cheaper. Or getting an MBA
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Jun 17, 2023 21:12
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If you follow the advice in "The 4-Hour Workweek" you will be fired.
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Jun 17, 2023 21:15
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flubber nuts posted:this is very helpful, thank you. can you do the secret and art of the deal too? The Secret - think about getting rich all the time. also the universe doesn't understand negative statements such as no, stop, or dont, so if something goes wrong its because you didn't play the correct word game in your head* Art of the Deal  Extra Large Marge posted:If you follow the advice in "The 4-Hour Workweek" you will be fired. If you follow that dipshits advice in 'The 4 Hour Body" you will get kidney damage. gently caress Tim Ferriss. *Seriously, the universe doesn't understand No Junk Food or Stop Smoking, so its to you to affirm Only Breathing and Positive Diet or what-the-gently caress-ever Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jun 17, 2023 |
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Jun 17, 2023 21:16
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i dont read books i was educated by da streetz
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Jun 17, 2023 22:07
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Virtually none of these books should be longer than like 10-20 pages. They just get blown up to 200+ pages with endless anecdotes and fluff to satisfy publishers. In the instances when they contain anything of non-psychopathic value at all, find and read summaries, or check them out from a library and skim, or watch a YouTube video about them.
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Jun 17, 2023 22:42
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imagine two dads, one rich and one poor
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Jun 17, 2023 22:45
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imagine four dads on the edge of a cliff. business works the same way.
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Jun 17, 2023 22:47
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business is a flat circle
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Jun 17, 2023 23:04
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The Art of Rich Dads.
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Jun 17, 2023 23:07
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 these techniques work surprisingly well for preventing your boss from making terrible decisions on your behalf. it’s like training a dog that can fire you
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Jun 17, 2023 23:26
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Tryna cop the 7 habits of highly effective people and vibe out with Stephen covey
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Jun 17, 2023 23:48
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It's important to remember that success in business is judged solely on how snazzy your business card is. Like you don't need to work for a business or own a business or do anything. In fact it's actually a negative that will hold you back because if you actually do stuff people will expect things like business name, job title, and contact details on your card which just make you card look busy and ugly. The two strats for a real successful business card is either 1) See how large you can make your name on it. 2) Forget the name, don't include it at all. Just go all in on a really nice colour. Anyway hope this helps you succeed at business!
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Jun 17, 2023 23:58
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MuadDib Atreides posted:Seems like business books are just like "be confident" and stuff like that. Any non-junk books to boost productivity (and subsequent dopamine?) The question is: Why did they write a book about becoming a business mogul? Why didn't they just do it?
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Jun 18, 2023 00:02
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How to Win Friends and Influence People is pretty common sense but I found it useful in just laying things out. Really helped me in
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Jun 18, 2023 00:11
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:The question is: Why did they write a book about becoming a business mogul? Why didn't they just do it? Many such books are written by some of the top moguls OP, or their ghost writers OP.
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Jun 18, 2023 00:27
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MuadDib Atreides posted:Many such books are written by some of the top moguls OP, or their ghost writers OP. Why would they tell you how they did it?
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Jun 18, 2023 00:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Why would they tell you how they did it? Not sure op. Spreading the love much? Why would a deacon want heaven more crowded? What’s first class if the bros can’t sit?
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Jun 18, 2023 00:36
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MuadDib Atreides posted:Not sure op. Spreading the love much? Why would a deacon want heaven more crowded? What’s first class if the bros can’t sit? https://jeffsshortcut.com/shortcut/...7BoCEVsQAvD_BwE Heres one. be sure to tell us how rich you become quick
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Jun 18, 2023 00:39
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yep, billionaires, famous for their compassion and desire to lift up the common man
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Jun 18, 2023 00:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:https://jeffsshortcut.com/shortcut/...7BoCEVsQAvD_BwE Can I get a TLDR of the disclaimer I ain't readin all that tiny text
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Jun 18, 2023 00:42
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Maybe you could try The Book of Five Rings? I hear a lot of business oriented people get a lot out of it
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Jun 18, 2023 00:44
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Smugworth posted:Can I get a TLDR of the disclaimer I ain't readin all that tiny text its free. just click the link CLICK THE loving LINK!
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Jun 18, 2023 00:44
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Smugworth posted:Can I get a TLDR of the disclaimer I ain't readin all that tiny text i believe you can watch one of his short business seminars here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g
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Jun 18, 2023 00:47
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Real answers: Never split the difference: probably the best negotiation/sales book out there, which means that almost half of it is useful The lean startup: cemented the concept of the minimum viable product. Actually short, only as long as it needs to be. Worth a read Interpreting Financial statements: what it says on the box. Worth it so that you aren’t clueless when you’re looking at numbers Honestly that’s probably it.
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Jun 18, 2023 01:06
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poisonpill posted:Real answers: and the you are the CEO of which company? Bet it is Disney
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Jun 18, 2023 01:08
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Yea, and I am the reason they’ve GONE WOKE
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Jun 18, 2023 01:11
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:and the you are the CEO of which company? I'm thinking Skype
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poisonpill posted:Yea, and I am the reason they’ve GONE WOKE Good for you. Including people is a great way to make more money
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