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Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





lmao

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Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I have this game's music stuck in my head.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Made it to Ante 11 a few times in the 5 hrs I played, game loving owns.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I can't stop playing.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





Made it to Ante 13 with the plasma deck :toot:

Shoutout to Blueprint Bean with the dice so every heart has a large chance of giving 4x multi, made it kinda random with hands being between 75mill to 31bill but that's roguelikes for you :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Kalsco posted:

this game will
ruin my life

:hmmyes:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



smoobles posted:

whenever I am not playing Balatro I am thinking about Balatro or sleeping

I've had the music stuck in my head since I downloaded the demo. :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




:hmmyes:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Finally beat a gold ante with the checkered deck using 2 polychrome stencil jokers (thank you joker you sell to copy a random one) and the joker that copies the leftmost one, just 3 4x multis and 2 1.5x multis nbd.

The run ended at 10 with the "disables a random joker each hand" :v:

Game owns.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I still gently caress it up from time to time

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Jossar posted:

Whoops, quote is not edit, uh....

Did you know that according to Steam, more people have beaten Gold Stakes than completed the Collection or played a Flush with five Wild Cards?

Considering I'm lucky to get 5 wild cards within 10 antes and have beaten gold stakes, I can believe it :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Snooze Cruise posted:

the true final boss of balatro is finding a way to stop playing balatro constantly

hosed up that they put an unwinnable final boss.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



PhysicsFrenzy posted:

Every single wheel of fortune I played succeeded and helped this happen.

Gold stake win removed due to cheating.

Congrats :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.






This game is loving stupid :v:

This run also got me the completionist (I sold the legendary joker I needed for the torn one :v:) and ROI cheevos :toot:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





I, uh, won that stake, lmao.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



roomtwofifteen posted:

What did your hand size end up being? I wonder if you stack too many Stuntmen you just end up with 0 hand size and auto-lose?

Like 4-5, it only applies the -2 once.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



No repositioning, I was surprised as well.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I've had 2 gold stake erratic deck runs die to violet vessel when they would have cleared otherwise.

Whatever, I'll still keep playing that garbage.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Phenotype posted:

I don't get it :(

The egg gains $3 sell value every completed blind, the knife eats the joker to the right of it and gains double the jokers' sell value as +mult when you select a blind.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





Finally beat gold stake on Erratic, my 2nd gold stake :toot:
I didn't even need to sell a joker because of how mine were set up. (+20 mult on 4 of a kind, +22 foil knife, x4 mult on 4 of a kind, x5.25 mult on the joker that gains xmult by adding cards to the deck, x1.75~mult from Ramen)



I just needed a few 7s for 4 of a kinds :v:

Next up is probly Plasma since I'm at like purple stake there.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Free 8 bucks! :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




:hmmyes:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



What do you mean this challenge requires you to carefully sell the eggs?



:v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



So fun fact: For the Flushed cheevo (Play a Flush with 5 Wild Cards), you only need 4 Wild Cards if you have the joker that lets you make flushes/straights with 4 cards, finally got it that way :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



The best part of erratic is getting a deck with 12 kings or 22 hearts and not drawing any of them on the first boss blind, ending your run.

:v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



That's all skill issue, friend.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





This game remains stupid :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Detheros posted:



This game remains stupid :v:

Double post but I made it to Ante 12 but more importantly this is my 3rd Gold Stake win :toot:



Picked up a late Hologram but still got it to x6

115 card deck :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Nemo2342 posted:

Hand size of 3, hit the Psychic.

This might be an issue.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Behold: The Luckiest run ever



I lost pretty early :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Artelier posted:

seed pls

PLS

dont have it

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



4th gold stake done, Plasma deck. :toot:


Managed to get 2 runners (upgrades +10 chips per straight) up to the 200s and a well timed perishable odd todd to help carry the end. (also a 200 chip bull helps, lmao)

Gonna miss that "Balanced!" sound effect, ngl

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.





lmao

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



RBA Starblade posted:

Lol I got two brainstorms and a space joker and my hands only upgraded once

Look at this lucky person getting an upgrade.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Take a tiny sip anytime wheel of fortune fails, thousands still dead.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Tea Party Crasher posted:

wait, wheel of fortune does something?

Yeah, it gives +1 mult to the tarot joker :v:

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Finally took Blue deck to Gold stake :toot:



Shoutout to Hanging Chad (eventually 2xChad) for being a goated joker and juicing the hell outta Wee Joker



Which allowed me to take this into Ante 11

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Me when I get Ride the Bus

https://youtu.be/12Q_MrT2njc?si=KguZqc29u3LIUXXE

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



I hope Blue stake gets looked at, -1 discard is just boring.

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Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Joker Bros



Tarot Bros

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