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Billa

The Emperor protects.
So, as the title says:

:hmmorks: EDIT, it used to say: I just dumped my gf because I prefer BYOB to her (for reals yo)

I just told my gf to gently caress off because I'm tired of having to talk to her everyday about the same bullshit and pretend that I care when in reality I don't give 2 Fucks. All I want is to play WoW, stop losing weight and post in BYOB.

gently caress everything else.

Roger and out.

Billa

Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jun 29, 2023

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Billa

The Emperor protects.
Oh and by the way, before some genius comes and tells me I'm a fat nerd I weight 85 kg at 1,85. And I dumped her because I feel more understanding here than I do with her.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


buy her an account instead


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
You can dump anybody for any reason but like are you happy

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
ayo what


Billa

The Emperor protects.

Ominous Jazz posted:

You can dump anybody for any reason but like are you happy

I am more than happy. Now I don't have to pretend like I care and poo poo.

google THIS

It finally happened folks. I left my phone unlocked, my girl snuck a look and confronted me. "Who is Starbucks Jennifer?!" I should be sad but truth be told I feel relieved

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


just to cover all our bases here: dumping a partner for an internet forum is probably unwise and something worth reconsidering

unless you're joking, in which case: let's smoke some weed about it


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Billa

The Emperor protects.

your friend sk posted:

just to cover all our bases here: dumping a partner for an internet forum is probably unwise and something worth reconsidering

unless you're joking, in which case: let's smoke some weed about it

No, i aint joking. And byob fills up more the hole in my chest than my ex gf.

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Billa posted:

No, i aint joking. And byob fills up more the hole in my chest than my ex gf.

That's a rather unhealthy relationship with an Internet forum of all things.



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
FWIW I think Billa had just began dating her and didn't seem to have much in common.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


I'm not available for a relationship op


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
yob is bae





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Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
honestly I would ditch most people in favor of internet strangers so Hell Yeah




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Ass-penny

sorry things didn't work out for you billa, hope you are good :cheers:


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm married, OP. To byob!

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
autoban your relationship

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
uhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alexandriao


Billa posted:

No, i aint joking. And byob fills up more the hole in my chest than my ex gf.

im sorry but i spoke to hammock kitty and she said your posts make her Uncomfortable

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


your friend sk posted:

buy her an account instead

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

your friend sk posted:

buy her an account instead

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
gbs gf byob bf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Squirrels2Nuts posted:

gbs gf byob bf

She posts on gbs
He posts on byob
Can I make it any more obvious

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
you could make it fit into the tempo of the song more, yeah

She's GBS
he's YOB
could i make it anymore obvious?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Billa

The Emperor protects.
Hey. I understood that reference.

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Saoshyant posted:

That's a rather unhealthy relationship with an Internet forum of all things.

Why. I think it's rather therapeutic.

Zoya

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




Squirrels2Nuts posted:

gbs gf byob bf

byob gf byob gf tbqh







thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

Khanstant
breaking up is cool and good and i hope everyone gets to do it

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Khanstant posted:

breaking up is cool and good and i hope everyone gets to do it

It is awesome, I feel fukken free and thats amazing.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Wtf wrong thread

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Billa

The Emperor protects.

Viginti Septem posted:

Wtf wrong thread

In BYOB you are always in the right thread <3

alexandriao


Zoya posted:

byob gf byob gf tbqh

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore

Zoya posted:

byob gf byob gf tbqh

well that would work? i was describing the op's predicklement

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
did you even wait 1 month to see if she pours blue fluid on a tampon, op??


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Now you're just some yobber that I used to quote

Snuff Melange

______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
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Does....does this mean we're OP's gf now?

alexandriao


THATS NOT MY POST!!

I DONT KNOW YOU!

Too much is always not enough!

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Billa

The Emperor protects.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

did you even wait 1 month to see if she pours blue fluid on a tampon, op??

I waited for 4 loving months of misery. Not once seen blue fluid on a tampon.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Billa posted:

I waited for 4 loving months of misery. Not once seen blue fluid on a tampon.

Uh oh 🐥

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