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Billa posted:I waited for 4 loving months of misery. Not once seen blue fluid on a tampon. 
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Billa posted:I waited for 4 loving months of misery. Not once seen blue fluid on a tampon. hosed up if true |
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BYOB, I think we should just be friends
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good morning byob, it’s me, happy hippo. just wanted to say hi, wish you a great day. tell you that meeting you yesterday, and getting a look at you, was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. you were so beautiful, you don’t know how beautiful you are to me. i mean, just, you’re gorgeous, you’re precious. and uh, but it’s been sitting in my mind when you said to me you wanna go back with your ex boyfriend. please, erase him from your memory, don’t ever go back in the past. i know, cause I’ve been there and i understand when, you know, you’re trying to find somebody and you go on dates and... nothing compares to your ex. but there is that… better person out there and byob, i promise you it is me. i will love you like you’ve never been loved before. i will cherish you… i’ll make you feel like a woman, a real woman. and believe me, after you experience me, you won’t even know who your ex boyfriend is. so… open up your heart, to me, and your arms… lets go full trottle. i can see me falling in love with you. you’re just, i don’t know, i just looked in your eyes and I just melt. anyhow, i’m heading off to work. this is my cute little home. everything you see behind me, i built everything, every square inch from crown molding, to chair rail, to floors, to lighting, to plumbing, doors, windows. so this is the type of guy you’re getting. i’m a very handy guy and uh… i’d love to build you whatever you want. you’re a sweetheart. so, i hope this post doesn’t scare you but that’s how i feel, i just want you to know that. okay? and i look forward, um, going out to dinner with you so let’s make it happen. *smooching sound* ciao baby |
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Happy Hippo posted:good morning byob, it’s me, happy hippo. just wanted to say hi, wish you a great day. tell you that meeting you yesterday, and getting a look at you, was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. you were so beautiful, you don’t know how beautiful you are to me. i mean, just, you’re gorgeous, you’re precious. and uh, but it’s been sitting in my mind when you said to me you wanna go back with your ex boyfriend. please, erase him from your memory, don’t ever go back in the past. i know, cause I’ve been there and i understand when, you know, you’re trying to find somebody and you go on dates and... nothing compares to your ex. but there is that… better person out there and byob, i promise you it is me. i will love you like you’ve never been loved before. i will cherish you… i’ll make you feel like a woman, a real woman. and believe me, after you experience me, you won’t even know who your ex boyfriend is. so… open up your heart, to me, and your arms… lets go full trottle. i can see me falling in love with you. you’re just, i don’t know, i just looked in your eyes and I just melt. anyhow, i’m heading off to work. this is my cute little home. everything you see behind me, i built everything, every square inch from crown molding, to chair rail, to floors, to lighting, to plumbing, doors, windows. so this is the type of guy you’re getting. i’m a very handy guy and uh… i’d love to build you whatever you want. you’re a sweetheart. so, i hope this post doesn’t scare you but that’s how i feel, i just want you to know that. okay? and i look forward, um, going out to dinner with you so let’s make it happen. *smooching sound* ciao baby What's a smooching sound? |
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Jun 25, 2023 12:01
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cmere and i'll show ya 
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Jun 25, 2023 13:22
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:cmere and i'll show ya Fair enough, we should I go Ardilla? |
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Jun 25, 2023 14:03
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*mua*
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Jun 25, 2023 14:05
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:*mua* <3333 |
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Jun 25, 2023 14:22
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i googled kiss sound in spanish so you would understand "smooch"
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Jun 25, 2023 14:23
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:i googled kiss sound in spanish so you would understand "smooch" ooooooohhhhhhhhh. Ardilla that is so loving sweet, im going to drown you in ketamine and fentanyl and oxycontin. So *mua* is a smooch sound? |
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Jun 25, 2023 14:26
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accordion to this
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Jun 25, 2023 14:29
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:accordion to this Boh lmfao |
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>;-(( |
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Jun 25, 2023 14:39
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chingate cabron
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Jun 25, 2023 14:49
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:chingate cabron Jajajajajajaja, pero si te va al pelo! Es perfecto para ti! |
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Jun 25, 2023 14:52
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Squirrels2Nuts posted:accordion to this This has been my experience of French women. Checks out. |
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All this time I thought they weren't interested, but it turns out that's just how French women kiss! |
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Jun 27, 2023 19:32
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No pain, no gain!
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Saoshyant posted:No pain, no gain! I don't feel pain for things like these, unless you are talking to somebody else, in which case I digress. |
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Saoshyant posted:No pain, no gain! won't feel no pain after doing that smack 
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rear end-penny posted:won't feel no pain after doing that smack 
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OP enjoy the forum and its denizens but don't let that interfere with other things in your life. Especially other people. |
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Bright Bart posted:OP enjoy the forum and its denizens but don't let that interfere with other things in your life. Especially other people. gently caress other people. I'm a sociopath, I dont give a gently caress about other people irl. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Billa posted:gently caress other people. I'm a sociopath, I dont give a gently caress about other people irl. 
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Jun 28, 2023 13:18
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I'm chill! I promise! |
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Not another rabbit please saoshy! |
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Billa posted:gently caress other people. I'm a sociopath, I dont give a gently caress about other people irl. this is not a great way to make friends OR influence people
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I know. But I don't want to make friends irl or influence other people. I prefer BYOB. |
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Billa posted:gently caress other people. I'm a sociopath, I dont give a gently caress about other people irl. you might not be a good fit for byob then. because its all about caring and chilling. Too much is always not enough! |
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Jun 29, 2023 13:08
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every time i see billa’s username i get this song stuck in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmRUclBtFmk
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alexandriao posted:you might not be a good fit for byob then. because its all about caring and chilling. I mean Billa has the cats down so it might just be a matter or learning the ropes. And I think there were a few posts that might explain some things unless that was someone else idk |
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Jun 29, 2023 13:50
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(east coast) BILLA (west coast) BILLA
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do you pay my billas do you pay my telephone billas do you pay my automo billas if you did then maybe we could chilla |
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Jun 29, 2023 14:30
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billa billa y'all
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Get those billa billa dolls, yee |
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Hello I'm back and I'd like to clarify something: I dislike people irl because for me they are like eating the food you hate the most. Of course there are exceptions, like a friend that lives in another part of the country (my only friend ATM). But this is due to being a sociopath, and I don't want to hide it behind a desk to appear something that I am not. Problem is, I appreciate more the people here in BYOB than people irl, and as much as I try to change that I just can't. So I'm sorry if by my previous comment I sounded aggressive, I didn't mean to. I just want to express what I feel without feeling like a cropet. |
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