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i bet they're all partying on the titanic with a bunch of cool edwardian sea phantoms while we're all up here worrying. stupid rich assholes
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 01:59 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:02 |
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They asked grandma for a GameShark but she bought them those lovely plastic "joysticks"that go over the d pad.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 02:51 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Imagine being a billionaire and cheaping out on your submarine expedition. You could go in the nice one James Cameron went down on but no you got to get into the fart tube to save the equivalent of the money you make while taking a shower in the morning. But you see that wouldn't be "innovating" or pushing boundaries and how do you expect that to stroke the ego of billionaires?!? E:really hope we find out what the profit margin was on these trips
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 08:50 |
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Commander Jebus posted:Even if by some miracle they manage to find the submersible intact on the ocean floor, good luck trying to recover it from there. Even if they find it on the seafloor, the thing doesn't have hatches of any sort that a rescue vehicle could lock on to. They'd have to haul the entire sub to the surface
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 14:28 |
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i bet what actually happened was that someone took a huge stank dump in the tiny onboard toilet and everyone asphyxiated
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 17:13 |
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lol even the bbc is ragging on this deathtrap portapotty https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65960217 e: lmao, rofl BBC posted:According to the company, the Titan weighs some 23,000lbs (10,432 kg) and has an aerospace-standard five-inch (13cm) thick carbon fibre hull reinforced with two domed titanium end caps. free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jun 20, 2023 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 19:04 |
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I don't think there would even be a cabin for water to enter pretty much the instant the pressure hull failed
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 21:01 |
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar I mean I'd probably be horny af in their situation too but it seems like a poor use of oxygen
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 09:26 |
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Randallteal posted:You'd hope their gruesome deaths would save some lives in the future, but honestly I would be shocked if this doesn't end up spiking interest in ocean floor tourist trap poo poo. People are going to die going to see the people who died going to see the people who died on the titanic
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 10:38 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Imagine this bottle of preserved billionaires washing ashore in a few years Imagine finding 3 perfectly preserved billionaire wallets
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 11:14 |
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So do you think the engineers at oceangate are working on their next sub already
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 14:00 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:02 |
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imagine being rich enough to afford one of these cool rear end semi-subs and instead you die in a cramped pipebomb that smells like feet and poo poo in the darkest murky depths of the ocean lol
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 19:51 |