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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Carlos Lantana posted:

There once was a sub off Nantucket.

That was built from a Home Depot bucket.

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
To the billionaires, the Titanic she beckoned
"We rich and invincible!" they reckoned.
Except that their sub
Was built by a scrub
So they died in just one millisecond

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
The lure of the Titanic was strong.
A seductive and hot siren song.
Let's go down with the fishes
In a tub made of wishes.
What could possibly ever go wrong?

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
One more:

Wouldn't it be funny, not bitter,
a real knee-slapping sidesplitter,
if while two miles below
the sub's CEO
imploded while using the shitter?

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