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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol they're dead.

No good way to go, either. Crushed to death in an implosion, suffocated due to lack of air, or drowned.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I guess another death option is that aliens got them. Or the ghosts of the Titanic. Or one of them went insane and beat the others to death with the third party controller

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I feel bad for the 19 year old kid but the others are an lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol imagine camming 5 people into a box that's like 10 feet wide and then you got some stranger inches away grunting and straining as they take a massive smelly poo poo in some hole while blocking the only window, then knowing that you're gonna have to smell that for days. Then someone can't take it and they puke right next to you and there's nothing to clean that up, while someone else shits their pants since they couldn't wait for the one hole to clear

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

big nipples big life posted:

Someone did the math earlier and the compression would ignite the air in the sub and it would burn at like 200,000 degrees for an instant, so before they became goop they were flash fried.

All those crabs are gonna be eating good tonight

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

dr_rat posted:

So in 100ish years is there going to be a Titanic squeal based off this?

Cos if so that would have to be longest original film to sequel.

My Fart Will Go On

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Those five dudes are dead right now. That submarine had worse build quality than experimental subs from the nineteenth century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA

Here's footage of when they lost contact with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Okay so let's say they weren't all turned into pulp and fish food and they resurfaced and are now drifting atop the ocean somewhere.

Can they break out the window if they start running out of air?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ded posted:

i dont think the xbox controller is strong enough

What if they grabbed the CEO and used his head as a battering ram

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Space Kablooey posted:

lmao they get bolted in from the outside

Also wheres james cameron when you need him?

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So if that was them banging they're getting the bad suffocation death instead of instant implosion one huh

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

A Fancy Hat posted:

19 years old and your insanely rich stepfather is dead, you're just waiting for the paperwork to go through at this point. Dude is living for the moment.

It's his step father. He's not getting poo poo lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

8 hours of air left, everything is hopeless. The driver passes the controller to the kid

"The real Dark Souls starts here"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Good night thread. I'll see you all in the morning after the air runs out.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Crabs at the Titanic when they say billionaires are coming for dinner

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

We got crushed in

a homemade submarine
a homemade submarine
a homemade submarine

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