Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


what in the name of long john silver

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

I TOLD MY MOM THOSE SUBMARINES IN THE BACK OF POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS WERE REAL :mad:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

verbal enema posted:

How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo?

how much you got?
-general dynamics, to the us government / taxpayers like you

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

verbal enema posted:

Oh also I suppose since military subs are massive it's hard to not have it turn into a crunched up ball of metal when it goes too deep

But why the poop pit at the front?????

it was the highest point of the ship

(this is both a practical answer given the otherwise dumbass decisions of this company, and a "poop deck"/nautical whimsy joke)

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ComfyPants posted:

Billionaires learn one weird trick for getting a camel to pass through the eye of a needle

drat when youre right youre right

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

in the movies theres always one guy who secretly brought a gun on board and turns heel in the last act

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if they survive we will all witness the most sued company in all of history

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the world should spend money on exploration and science

*spends trillions of dollars to go to the moon*

no that's too much

*spends $72k to build a submersible*

no that's too little

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i want them to survive so we can get a bunch of balloon-boy-style interviews from that mophead ceo

"we tested the submarine rigorously"
*son pukes on-camera*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im a super professional submersible pilot

*comms go out 1h45m into dive*
ahh it's probably nothing, keep going

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

stealie72 posted:

Rich fucks become rich fucks by socializing risk and privatizing profit. This is nothing new.

Personally not sure why they are spending tax dollars trying to rescue people who deliberately operated outside the law and regulation to the point it's in their goddamn FAQ. They can feel free to Free Market Solution their way out of this pickle.

its gonna be an international incident if they die, the one guy is the king's friend and the other guy is part of the dawood family. finding them is probably easier tbqh.


plus human life and whatnot
plus imagine you're the hero that rescues them? mama mia

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

so king charles is now going to contract gabe newell (or any intrepid) to retrieve the corpses of his friends, likely for a lavish salvage reward. corpse hunters from around the world are all born at once.

a new anime is here

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Pekinduck posted:

500 new replies, where's Chinatown when you need him.

he's gone

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

wtf just call it "sit like a pretzel"

this doesnt need to be a fuckin thing

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


lol

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5