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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I feel like Nathen should not have watched or been allowed to watch that documentary

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

How else is he supposed to find out if the sanctity of Garfield has been tarnished?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Frank Frank posted:

:stonk:

Nathen, you can’t do that on television.

Durrrr, I heard that!

(Also if you'd like to be disturbed about slime for legit reasons, Wikipedia has got you covered. God I feel awful for those actors.)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

JacquelineDempsey posted:


if you'd like to be disturbed about slime for legit reasons,

I would not

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

I feel like Nathen should not have watched or been allowed to watch that documentary

He would have just found something else to use as a vehicle for mentioning how his Garfield license was wrongly stolen from him and why he should get it back

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
why did he have to hash tag #cumshots from the official GarfieldEats account

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

That's how you show a licensor that you are, in fact, a trustworthy licensee #egeez

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garfield Cumshot sounds like some Myspace-era joke band.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I just keep thinking that even if somehow Nathen could magically get the Garfield license back, open another restaurant in a similar location with the most rear end kissing landlord ever, and start everything all over again then it would just go out of business again for some other reason

I'm still almost completely certain that the whole "unreasonable landmonster destroying young entrepreneurs" thing was a bullshit lie to cover up the fact that the business failed and went bankrupt but even if that somehow wasn't the case it's clear that he would fail again only maybe the second restaurant would take a little longer to go under

abbazabba
Aug 3, 2005
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-abbazabba.gif" /><br />what the crap
thanks for surfacing eegee’s where i would least expect it - the lucky lime is best with tajín

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
The use of “we” in that tirade is farcical, especially when he actually signed his name to it. You don’t speak for anybody else, Nathen

Also this:

quote:

The way they terminated GarfieldEATS and laid off their staff recklessly coldly […]

Hold on a minute here Nathen, Nickelodeon might have terminated your license but I find it hard to believe that the GarfieldEATS employees were employed by Nick. You laid off your staff “recklessly coldly”

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
"look what viacom made me do" nathen screams, pointing the pistol directly at the cat suit

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

The way the last line is cut off briefly made me read this as "qarfield," which seems fitting.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

5er posted:

Here Manspreads Nathen,
He Never Scored

lol

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer


Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Yeah sure Nathen, threatening a massive corporation will surely get you what you want

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
News Bulletin: Best Bale gives Disney final notice that Best Bale will buy the Marvel IP unless they clean up their act and make good movies. Final notice!!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

"Holy poo poo they are raping children here, Im taking Garfield outta here!"

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
In the executive nickelodeon suite this morning, catastrophe struck.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Pulp Fiction gimp scene but Garfield is Marcellus Wallace and Mazri is Butch

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

And he screams into the void with nothing happening....

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Alchemist posted:

Pulp Fiction gimp scene but Garfield is Marcellus Wallace and Mazri is Butch

Odie's dead baby

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Oh my god I want to see this so bad :suspense:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

No. Nathen just believes that Garfield is real.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

There are tons of people who honestly believe that if a rich person or a company wants to buy another company, it just happens. I am continually amazed at how stupid some people can be

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

His complete lack of any sort of knowledge of how IP rights work is sorta brilliant with him ostensibly starting and running a company that manages IP rights for people.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

I feel like you find your answers by shopping at egeez!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I'm sending Nathan my energy

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
So in that post Nathen tagged a bunch of Canadian media outlets, including @WeAreMel. I'd never heard of it, so I decided to look into it. Not only does it appear to have stopped posting back in 2022, its posts are, uhh...



Their instagram is wild too, with several NSFW posts including "Where In My Brain Is My Spank Bank" and "I Fooled The World Into Thinking Nintendo Made A Naked Mario Toy"

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


His use of quotes around "safe home" here is almost as worrying as the cumshots hashtag.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

SilverSupernova posted:

His use of quotes around "safe home" here is almost as worrying as the cumshots hashtag.

fork jail has been empty for too long, garfield needs to come home where he's safe

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Considering Elon doesn't like Sex I can believe the Pelican exposè

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

His complete lack of any sort of knowledge of how IP rights work is sorta brilliant with him ostensibly starting and running a company that manages IP rights for people.

There's a part of me that thinks he knows this but he desperately fumbles around for anything to post about that might get him attention or engagement

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you see 'desperate fumbling', i see 'going from success to success'

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


CodfishCartographer posted:

So in that post Nathen tagged a bunch of Canadian media outlets, including @WeAreMel. I'd never heard of it, so I decided to look into it. Not only does it appear to have stopped posting back in 2022, its posts are, uhh...



Their instagram is wild too, with several NSFW posts including "Where In My Brain Is My Spank Bank" and "I Fooled The World Into Thinking Nintendo Made A Naked Mario Toy"

Mel was a really good online magazine, it was owned by Dollar Shave Club and was a pretty good place for articles aimed at men that weren't all RAAH RAAH WE ARE MANLY MEN!

It didn't make any money whatsoever, and eventually shut down. It was a sad day.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Elephant Ambush posted:

There's a part of me that thinks he knows this but he desperately fumbles around for anything to post about that might get him attention or engagement

theres a 0% chance he's not here, in this thread, right now

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

GolfHole posted:

theres a 0% chance he's not here, in this thread, right now

Nah. He has no self control and would post constantly and aggressively against any criticism. And all his posts would look like the word salads he posts everywhere else. He'd be banned within a day of registering

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

GolfHole posted:

theres a 0% chance he's not here, in this thread, right now

I flat-out guarantee he isn’t. Please don’t bring him here as it would ruin the thread

Elephant Ambush posted:

Nah. He has no self control and would post constantly and aggressively against any criticism. And all his posts would look like the word salads he posts everywhere else. He'd be banned within a day of registering

This 100%. He would see us as “fanvestors” and would be aggressively trying to sell us nonsense.

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