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New #licensing deal with Iran just dropped 🔥😍
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Crying #garfaccino tears for the #people of Palestine
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There is only one God, and Garfield is His prophet
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The Alchemist posted:There is only one God, and Garfield is His prophet Wait I'm confused, is the one true god Jon, Jim, or nate? I Just need to know who I should be praying too!!!! (Garfield I hate to say it, but you realllly suck at being a prophet.)
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dr_rat posted:Wait I'm confused, is the one true god Jon, Jim, or nate? Why, Malik Al Mulk of course, you heathen!
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The Alchemist posted:Why, Malik Al Mulk of course, you heathen! Well I'm pretty sure seen Garfield eat pork and never seen him do a call to pray so I stand by my statement dr_rat posted:(Garfield I hate to say it, but you realllly suck at being a prophet.) 
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dr_rat posted:Well I'm pretty sure seen Garfield eat pork and never seen him do a call to pray so I stand by my statement 
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LvK posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779239801150955985 If you hate Mondays now, try a WW3 Monday! 
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I mean it's April 15th already and the world seems very much undestroyed, so I think we're good?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Bro what The next world war is naturally going to want someone to defend the purity and sanctity of its brand licensing the last one didn't, and it ended up being associated with Nazism, the biggest of branding L's
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Bro what Nathen is coming out of his Funny Crazy occultation to reveal his true Scary Crazy self
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MrQwerty posted:Nathen is coming out of his Funny Crazy occultation to reveal his true Scary Crazy self And YOU can marry him - if you act fast! There are already enough #suitors to pack a reality series @Andy. Coming #soon
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There's a open opportunity here for brands to become the official _________ of World War III, of only eGeez was up and running for them to take advantage of it.
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SilverSupernova posted:New thread title.
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Knormal posted:There's a open opportunity here for brands to become the official _________ of World War III, of only eGeez was up and running for them to take advantage of it. I suspect there would be priority white-glove treatment for the official #fursuit supplier of World #War III
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Apr 14, 2024 22:58
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im saint germain posted:And YOU can marry him - if you act fast! There are already enough #suitors to pack a reality series @Andy. Coming #soon on that note nathen mazri might find some success on the TLC reality tv circuit
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Fur20 posted:on that note nathen mazri might find some success on the TLC reality tv circuit They finally optioned Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me?! Better late then never.
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I think Nathen may be one of the weirdest cases of someone presenting with Histrionic Personality Disorder that I’ve ever seen. The Garfield obsession is just so…perplexing. I mean, I read the newspaper comics as a kid, watched the cartoons/specials pretty regularly, and I used to have a small Garfield plush my parents bought me while at some company picnic or county fair. And I remember getting Garfield toys in cereal boxes and stuff ( like cheap plastic bike reflectors and whatnot). But this was like 80s/early 90s; all kids and a lot of adults found a sarcastic fat orange tabby cat who loved lasagna cute and funny, even though he was often mean to Odie and wanted to ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi or whatever. And I know people in general are nutty and otherwise ordinary people get weirdly obsessed over poo poo, but this is a grown man who was so deeply invested in his failed ghost kitchen that he’s suffered an extreme psychotic break.
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Ars Arcanum posted:I think Nathen may be one of the weirdest cases of someone presenting with Histrionic Personality Disorder that I’ve ever seen. The Garfield obsession is just so…perplexing. I mean, I read the newspaper comics as a kid, watched the cartoons/specials pretty regularly, and I used to have a small Garfield plush my parents bought me while at some company picnic or county fair. That's because you're only a casual Garfield enjoyer, not a true connoisseur like Nathen is. 
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Ars Arcanum posted:I think Nathen may be one of the weirdest cases of someone presenting with Histrionic Personality Disorder that I’ve ever seen. The Garfield obsession is just so…perplexing. I mean, I read the newspaper comics as a kid, watched the cartoons/specials pretty regularly, and I used to have a small Garfield plush my parents bought me while at some company picnic or county fair. If I remember right when he was a kid his mom would feed him Valium and give him Garfield books instead of actually parenting him. If that helps it make more sense.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Bro what Biden already told Bibi to gently caress off and that the US won't support any sort of action against Iran so idk
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Imagine having a child's brain and getting to experience Garfield again for the first time but ON DRUGS. I bet that was the first time Nathen was truly entergaged.
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Desert Bus posted:If I remember right when he was a kid his mom would feed him Valium and give him Garfield books instead of actually parenting him. If that helps it make more sense. Yeah, but still… yikes. I will not go anywhere near touching the poop but I can’t help but wonder how Nathen would react to an LP of The Last Monday or something. I just can’t fully wrap my mind around his weirdness. Like his cereal box art stage, or that bizarre fake reality show where he screams at Garfield Eats workers. This entire saga has been a wild ride.
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im saint germain posted:And YOU can marry him - if you act fast! There are already enough #suitors to pack a reality series @Andy. Coming #soon #stayaroused #WWme #nathenmazri #ojsimpson
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Fur20 posted:on that note nathen mazri might find some success on the TLC reality tv circuit Also SilverSupernova posted:New thread title.
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He always actually seems to be more obsessed with Garfield as a commercial ip juggernaut, than as a funny comic. Dude suffers from end stage marketing brain.
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MSPain posted:nathan has been sounding more schizoid than usual lately You have to be crazy to have as many twitter accounts has him. Seriously, this is my own, very limited list: https://twitter.com/nathenmazri https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc https://twitter.com/theNathfield https://twitter.com/Egeezapp https://twitter.com/scoobyeats Also a handful of Instagrams https://www.instagram.com/nathenmazri/ https://www.instagram.com/garfieldeatsinc/ https://www.instagram.com/thenathfield/ https://www.instagram.com/egeezapp/ https://www.instagram.com/scoobyeats/ didn't he also make a twitter for the "Angel Gabby" character at one point? He's done more "work" on all these accounts than he's done on his imaginary app. There was also a Discord, but that looks like it got trolled out of existence. Not going to count the podcast, because he's clearly not doing that anymore. I'm sure I missed several. Sidenote: Nathen doesn't own this one: https://twitter.com/Entergage
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Busters posted:Also he's been wearing hats so frequently that I finaly saw a picture of him with without one, and he's lost nearly all his hair. Nathen has been losing his hair for a long time now. I'm surprised he hasn't gone the trump/hair plugs route.
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