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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

Look Nathen, the world is loving ending so you had better man the gently caress up and drop episode 4 right this loving instant

What and trigger the final sign for the Apocalypse, I think not. :colbert:

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

dr_rat posted:

What and trigger the final sign for the Apocalypse, I think not. :colbert:

Angel Gaby's entire stated purpose is to punish the wicked and herald the apocalypse. Learn the lore.

Don't actually learn the lore. It's v dumb

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Look Nathen, the world is loving ending so you had better man the gently caress up and drop episode 4 right this loving instant

*Nathfield

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Look, I don't know how to break this to you, but Nathfield is just Nathen. Nathfield isn't real

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Look, I don't know how to break this to you, but Nathfield is just Nathen. Nathfield isn't real

Sounds like someone needs to blow up their brains and wake the f*ck up.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
This was a “suggestion” on my Instagram and now I’m trying to decide whether it’s worse that the first thing I thought of was Nathen Mazri, or that Instagram might know I know about Nathen Mazri.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Thankfully Nathan (youngest ever Garfield licensee) didn't invent the fork jail meme.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

Thankfully Nathan (youngest ever Garfield licensee) didn't invent the fork jail meme.

My world has been turned upside down.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Nathen has had exactly 0 original thought in his life. Even GarfieldEats was based on a restaurant in Dubai

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The Alchemist posted:

Nathen has had exactly 0 original thought in his life. Even GarfieldEats was based on a restaurant in Dubai

loving EXCUSE ME!?
What about Arabiolosis and sophisticationism?!

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

dr_rat posted:

Wait I'm confused, is the one true god Jon, Jim, or nate?

I Just need to know who I should be praying too!!!!

What, you've never heard of the holy trinity?

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Busters posted:

Also he's been wearing hats so frequently that I finaly saw a picture of him with without one, and he's lost nearly all his hair.

Youth is an asset, hair is a liability




E: wait just a loving second did Nathen not do the Dubai GarfieldEats?!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Akratic Method posted:

Youth is an asset, hair is a liability




E: wait just a loving second did Nathen not do the Dubai GarfieldEats?!

Pretty sure he did. He's not responsible for the one in Serbia though.
https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1702524611907252413

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao that someone in Serbia made a GarfieldEats just to troll Nathen. I can’t imagine doing it for any other reason

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

The Alchemist posted:

Nathen has had exactly 0 original thought in his life. Even GarfieldEats was based on a restaurant in Dubai

He opened that restaurant in Dubai. Learn the lore!

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Hey.

The Garfield Eats in Serbia is still open.

To good reviews I might add

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Hey.

The Garfield Eats in Serbia is still open.

To good reviews I might add

Lol. I bet that really chaps his rear end.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Hey.

The Garfield Eats in Serbia is still open.

To good reviews I might add

Just goes to show, if you want to start a successful fastfood joint, start it as a shitpost.

I think deep down we all always knew this.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

Pretty sure he did. He's not responsible for the one in Serbia though.
https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1702524611907252413



I remember seeing this posted last year and it's probably the funniest thing that's happened in this whole bizarre saga

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

We should do a GoFundMe to send all the Youtubers who reviewed Garfield Eats to Serbia so they can try Garfild Bor and make videos about how good it is.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Goons and Food Kickstarters/crowdfunds don't mix. We never got our FrogDog or the lifetime combo menus.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Goons and Food Kickstarters/crowdfunds don't mix. We never got our FrogDog or the lifetime combo menus.

But what if we cancelled Christmas and New Years this time?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Escape From Noise posted:

But what if we cancelled Christmas and New Years this time?

That's fine, my Son that's 4y totally understands. TeamDogCum go!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i don't want to kickstart his restaurants. i want to fund a photoshoot of him dressed up in a foul blood soaked Garfield fursuit holding a bloody axe.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Knormal posted:

We should do a GoFundMe to send all the Youtubers who reviewed Garfield Eats to Serbia so they can try Garfild Bor and make videos about how good it is.

I do kind of wish people would post photos of Garfield Bor and say how good it is and tag the GarfieldEATS accounts pretending to think they are the same and watch Nathen lose his mind.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

watch Nathen lose his mind.

Kind of already happening.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
iirc Nathen's Discord server was only ever populated by speculators from different walks of online life, who were only there to watch Nathen's next move while he tried to shout at all of them to attack his decided social media enemies, to no avail.

Then he went on one of his bigot streaks and one of the mods shut the server down.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

LvK posted:

iirc Nathen's Discord server was only ever populated by speculators from different walks of online life, who were only there to watch Nathen's next move while he tried to shout at all of them to attack his decided social media enemies, to no avail.

Then he went on one of his bigot streaks and one of the mods shut the server down.

There was like several days of the mods running amok and posting pro transgender stuff etc.. in response to his bigotted meltdown.

Also there was a funny discordian actively trolling him trying to start Nermal Eats who claimed to be like 22 and kept telling Nathan youth was an asset.

There was also him endlessly trying to get to get free work from his fanvestors and telling his minions to go forth and attack his twitter enemies with the exact energy of Dennis in the episode where the gang goes to their high school reunion.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

pseudanonymous posted:

There was like several days of the mods running amok and posting pro transgender stuff etc.. in response to his bigotted meltdown.

Also there was a funny discordian actively trolling him trying to start Nermal Eats who claimed to be like 22 and kept telling Nathan youth was an asset.

There was also him endlessly trying to get to get free work from his fanvestors and telling his minions to go forth and attack his twitter enemies with the exact energy of Dennis in the episode where the gang goes to their high school reunion.

Yep. All of that is true. Once in a while he'd call some kind of special online meeting in a voice chat. He'd pretend it was some new cool big idea that he wanted to pitch and then he would just talk about himself for like a half hour. And he was super paranoid about lurking trolls so he would call people by their username and try to get them to talk

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’m glad I never joined that discord but also kinda sad.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Frank Frank posted:

I’m glad I never joined that discord but also kinda sad.

If it makes you feel any better it was pretty boring the majority of the time because Nathen only ever showed up once every couple weeks when he needed some attention or he wanted people to attack someone who made fun of him on twitter

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The only time I was even reminded I was in the discord was when the zoomers spent a day spamming walls of hardcore porn to protest Nathen, right before it closed down. It was just dead prior to that, like all Nathen projects

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

steinrokkan posted:

The only time I was even reminded I was in the discord was when the zoomers spent a day spamming walls of hardcore porn to protest Nathen, right before it closed down. It was just dead prior to that, like all Nathen projects

I never talked but I took a bunch of screenshots I meant to post them to the thread but never did.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Elephant Ambush posted:

If it makes you feel any better it was pretty boring the majority of the time because Nathen only ever showed up once every couple weeks when he needed some attention or he wanted people to attack someone who made fun of him on twitter

Sounds like he was more annoying than boring tbh. Except his fanvestors to work for free and be his personal army? Just miserable.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

pseudanonymous posted:

I never talked but I took a bunch of screenshots I meant to post them to the thread but never did.

you still can! (only if they're funny)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

pseudanonymous posted:

I never talked but I took a bunch of screenshots I meant to post them to the thread but never did.

I mean so long as they are funny and not kiwifarms poo poo, I’d say go ahead. The discord doesn’t exist anymore

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

The only time I was even reminded I was in the discord was when the zoomers spent a day spamming walls of hardcore porn

pseudanonymous posted:

I never talked but I took a bunch of screenshots I meant to post them to the thread but never did.

Dick Bastardly posted:

you still can!

:hai:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1780570113604714905?t=_AbhQhjpchtAE-94evj0mw&s=19

#pawpetrol

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Garfield used to have CULTURE!

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
So does he not like the fact that there is a movie coming out, that Chris pratt is in it I guess, or is Garfield a cop in the new movie or something? Is that what the whole paw patrol thing is about?

As normal, I have absolutely no idea what he's on about. I find that comforting.

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