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Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Frank Frank posted:

I mean just go read the OP and look at all the poo poo I linked there if you want to really dive into the insanity

I just think it gives a great introduction to Nathan as an insane person, I would say go backwards from there but that is just me

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Sex Farm posted:

I just think it gives a great introduction to Nathan as an insane person, I would say go backwards from there but that is just me

Let’s be real here, there is no “good” place to start. Start at the first thread, start at the OP itt or just let yourself be surprised and follow along here. The world is your oyster. It’s all madness

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Frank Frank posted:

Let’s be real here, there is no “good” place to start. Start at the first thread, start at the OP itt or just let yourself be surprised and follow along here. The world is your oyster. It’s all madness

It's crazy to think the arabiolosis review was so early in the game. This thread provided a whole lotta COVID entertainment for me and I thank all of you hard working posters

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I appreciate this iteration of the thread hasn't attracted the very online weirdos.


The bad kind.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

MrQwerty posted:

lol nathen is gonna pay to go see the garf movie and shout his version of the Garfield lines at the rest of the audience until he gets a proverbial stage hook

An ominous book titled "Arabiolosis" rests on each seat in the theater, as the security is escorting out a weird guy in a bright orange suit. Your look at him and he looks at you. He is doing a duckface with a hint of a smirk

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The Alchemist posted:

An ominous book titled "Arabiolosis" rests on each seat in the theater, as the security is escorting out a weird guy in a bright orange suit. Your look at him and he looks at you. He is doing a duckface with a hint of a smirk

the other option is that a father/mother at the end of their rope trying to turn their brain off and get a break at this awful movie loving loses it

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
So if someone were to open GarfieldEATSEATS: a failed Garfield-themed pizza restaurant-themed pizza restaurant, would they run into licensing issues given that they’re only parodying someone else’s use of the IP?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
They would run into Nathen Mazri issues which are far deeper and severe

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You could try calling it Dumb GarfieldEats, but I think somebody beat you to it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Big City Drinkin posted:

So if someone were to open GarfieldEATSEATS: a failed Garfield-themed pizza restaurant-themed pizza restaurant, would they run into licensing issues given that they’re only parodying someone else’s use of the IP?

I can only think of one company qualified for that
*makes enunciating duckface*
Have you heard of Egeez?

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 18, 2024

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Nathen MazriEats themed pharmacy

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Big City Drinkin posted:

So if someone were to open GarfieldEATSEATS: a failed Garfield-themed pizza restaurant-themed pizza restaurant, would they run into licensing issues given that they’re only parodying someone else’s use of the IP?

Garfield Ouroboros

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Here's how Nathen is handling the natural disaster/flooding happening in Dubai.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1780992460438818831

Can't even have empathy while he's experiencing it.

He's playing "Mario"

https://www.instagram.com/p/C58H-xgv2bz/

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Hanging out with the Dasslers in Dubai, just normal youngest Garfield licensee poo poo

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Busters posted:

Garfield Ouroboros

ouroboros of arabiolosis

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This all reminds me of his whole cartoon characters are always immune! thing he posted during covid. I wish I could find that image.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Busters posted:

Here's how Nathen is handling the natural disaster/flooding happening in Dubai.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1780992460438818831

Can't even have empathy while he's experiencing it.

He's playing "Mario"

https://www.instagram.com/p/C58H-xgv2bz/

If Dubai is underwater to the point that the Burj Khalifa is submerged the entire world is Atlantis at that point

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Busters posted:

Here's how Nathen is handling the natural disaster/flooding happening in Dubai.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1780992460438818831

Can't even have empathy while he's experiencing it.

He's playing "Mario"

https://www.instagram.com/p/C58H-xgv2bz/

Is a man not entitled to the garf of his own eats? The entergagement of his own brand?

NO, says the man at Paramount

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


(Ancient Aliens narrator voice)
"According to youngest garfield franchisee theorists, the answer is yes"

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


when are you gonna show hole, bro

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

5er posted:

when are you gonna show hole, bro

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOEig1l8SA

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
This thread and the global events that it reflects are my favorite thing happening in geopolitics right now

Also the only good thing afaict

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Busters posted:

Here's how Nathen is handling the natural disaster/flooding happening in Dubai.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1780992460438818831

Can't even have empathy while he's experiencing it.

He's playing "Mario"

https://www.instagram.com/p/C58H-xgv2bz/

It's like looking into the future when this is the opening to some documentary about global crisis.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

How many different people are touching the Dassler on his shoulder

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Doesn't Dubai have really strict laws about filming? Like you can't even film a random person in public, much less a VIP at a conference.

Anyways, here's Nathen pointing his cellphone at THE PRIME MINISTER OF DUBAI.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4DPbB_JhBv/

He gets the dirtiest look from UAE royalty. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want to piss off someone who has more money than god. And even if I did want to poke the dragon's belly #TaxHaven wouldn't be how I did it.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
From a quick check I think taking a photo of someone without their consent is merely considered extremely rude, not illegal

Based on what we saw of the other side of the red carpet or whatever that is there’s probably a lot of people filming so, once again, it is very doubtful anybody cares about Nathen

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


david_a posted:

From a quick check I think taking a photo of someone without their consent is merely considered extremely rude, not illegal

Based on what we saw of the other side of the red carpet or whatever that is there’s probably a lot of people filming so, once again, it is very doubtful anybody cares about Nathen

One of those nuisance streamers got in trouble for filming in Dubai recently, which is what made me remember this post.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1781800736218603593?t=u0feBZWztvquCFsqSYs4hA&s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
too nutty for TMZ, that's impressive

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Holy big cow!

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

too nutty for TMZ, that's impressive

Exactly my immediate reaction. Too full of poo poo even for TMZ, and too bland and unpopular to bother using just for 'check out this crazy rear end in a top hat' clickbait.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
bill maher is never right

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Drunk Nerds posted:

Holy big cow!



Lmao he’s going to go apeshit

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Drunk Nerds posted:

Holy big cow!



But does it have cowboy cut beef? I think NOT!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Garfield should endorse the french bread pizzas. those punch above their weight imo.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
"Wow this sure is a great lasagna. I sure am glad it doesn't have weird orange sauce on it!"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Samovar posted:

But does it have cowboy cut beef? I think NOT!

It'd be an incredible waste of money and resources to use bone-in ribeye steaks for factory-made frozen lasagna. I'm fairly certain that Nathen's contractors didn't use real cowboy cut beef for his lasagna either.

kare
Mar 19, 2002
Look at all this entergagement!

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1781055114888860146

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Someone needs to tell nate that snitches get stitches.

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