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david_a posted:Unfortunately I’m pretty sure we all know who he means by “they” The Pig Troll Kramer killed Michael Jackson !
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colonel mustard did it in the kitchen
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 01:40 |
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An IRL Tom Haveford, neat.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 08:05 |
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This is why I saw saying stuff about him trying to be the next Andrew Tate. The dude wishes he was an influencer. He's one step away from talking about "escaping the matrix"
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 10:04 |
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Frank Frank posted:the world’s youngest Garfield licensee If my god drat nephew would only accept the gift of wisdom from his wealthy uncle, we could put this poo poo to bed by the end of the quarter.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 11:51 |
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Busters posted:This is why I saw saying stuff about him trying to be the next Andrew Tate. The dude wishes he was an influencer. He's one step away from talking about "escaping the matrix" World's youngest influencer with zero followers (clean label certified influencer)
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 12:21 |
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Last I checked he was making some weird app where you scan socks with cartoon characters on them to find out if they’re an officially licensed product or not. That was probably about 6 projects ago now though
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 13:37 |
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Chrs posted:Last I checked he was making some weird app where you scan socks with cartoon characters on them to find out if they’re an officially licensed product or not. That was probably about 6 projects ago now though Eegeez (pronounced "Iggies"). We're still not entirely certain what it's supposed to do.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 13:47 |
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It’s quite simple, straightforward, and unambiguous actually, here’s a copy-n-paste from the website:quote:Egeez (cough) is the world’s 1st licensing marketplace to protect the studios Yes, the “(cough)” is originally in there, which I choose to interpret in the funniest way which is that Nathen created all the text with voice transcription.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 14:15 |
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david_a posted:It’s quite simple, straightforward, and unambiguous actually, here’s a copy-n-paste from the website: Yes but WHY is this needed? Big companies like disney don't need Nathen as a middleman to sell merch. They already have licensing agreements with distributors. Who are you selling this to? Distributors and big licensees don't need this poo poo either. They aren't going to use some tiny web app for this sort of thing and it's not like Disney just licenses Mickey Mouse out to some dude who wants to sell stuffed animals or w/e. Also jfc Nathen: quote:Always lowest prices for licensed stuff, Phucket, I'm buying from Egeez. It's not like there's anywhere else to buy from. "Phucket" indeed. It's essentially a marketplace for people who already hold IP licenses and in the small print somewhere, Nathen says he won't help you negotiate a license. It's just a marketplace you can use to sell your licensed brand merch. All Nathen is doing is A) Verifying that you (the seller) have a valid license and B) providing you with e-commerce poo poo you probably already have a better version of elsewhere. This can't be a huge market. I still don't understand who the target audience is for this. It sorta makes sense from a consumer point of view for that extremely small subset of people who absolutely do not want knockoff Mickey dolls, but those people are going to go straight to one of Disney's online retail partners and not gently caress around with some app. The ONLY way this would make sense is if Eegeez was partnered with the actual license holders and lmao that will never ever happen. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jun 26, 2023 |
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I think this should clarify things for you
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 14:58 |
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Does this mean the backpack itself doesn't eat animals or animal products? Is it for vegan Pokemon?
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:01 |
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Oh, Geeze! A Pokemon vegan backpack sucked me off???
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:18 |
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This came in at the tail end of the last thread, but for a very small window of time there was a website linked from Nathen's main website called "Clean Label Product" and this was the "Board" tab on that page: The site has since been taken down and all references to it have been scrubbed. I will ask again though, what is Nathen doing with his hands? E: Site was https://www.cleanlabelproduct.com/
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:20 |
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Frank Frank posted:Does this mean the backpack itself doesn't eat animals or animal products? Is it for vegan Pokemon? Please, it's a bagpack
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:27 |
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Frank Frank posted:Yes but WHY is this needed? Big companies like disney don't need Nathen as a middleman to sell merch. They already have licensing agreements with distributors. Who are you selling this to? Distributors and big licensees don't need this poo poo either. They aren't going to use some tiny web app for this sort of thing and it's not like Disney just licenses Mickey Mouse out to some dude who wants to sell stuffed animals or w/e. "it's not like there's anywhere else to buy from" Amazon, Walmart, countless other retailers and direct from the companies themselves. loving christ, Nathen.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:29 |
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steinrokkan posted:Please, it's a bagpack HOW IS A BACKPACK VEGAN? I'm getting too entertaged. I need to go get some work done.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:38 |
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Frank Frank posted:HOW IS A BACKPACK VEGAN? It usually means like it wasn't made with animal products. Like vegan leather=faux leather.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:41 |
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vegan leather is the dumbest and most amazing pr rebranding stunt ever. it’s loving plastic. and if you buy one of those fancy bio alternatives like pressed mycelia they specifically call it mushroom leather or whatever so it’s always just plastic.
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:48 |
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Frank Frank posted:The site has since been taken down and all references to it have been scrubbed Amazing, these wheezes are getting shorter and shorter
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# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:56 |
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I don’t know how anybody can be confused; the value proposition of Egeez is crystal clearquote:Egeez App is a tech-driven and entergaging Quick Mobile Licensing (QML) marketplace for licensed products intelligently geo-located according to licensed territories granted by top Hollywood studios to licensees to help boost maximum merch visibility. Are you saying you don’t want to be blue focused on a magical trusted place for verified licensed products worldwide???
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this guy is out there winning hearts and minds again https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/14kdff7/garfieldeats_founder_nathen_mazri_being_just_a/
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:06 |
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i hate nathen mazri https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1673599630267801602
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:08 |
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GolfHole posted:this guy is out there winning hearts and minds again What’s “funny” about that is that he made a big show of donating food from GarfieldEats to the homeless right up until the city opened a homeless shelter on his block and then he flipped out.
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:41 |
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GolfHole posted:i hate nathen mazri Whoa holy poo poo. Nathen, this isn’t very whimsical
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:43 |
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Frank Frank posted:What’s “funny” about that is that he made a big show of donating food from GarfieldEats to the homeless right up until the city opened a homeless shelter on his block and then he flipped out. kind of, the shelter was always there. it was in-between the subway exit + his store and a lot of people hung out outside of it when there wasn't space inside. at some point his brain cell decided this was depressing and/or bad for business and suggested physical makeovers for the residents. saintly, no doubt.
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:57 |
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i wish garfieldeats was still open so someone had the opportunity to put a brick through it
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:57 |
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Jesus christ, Nathen. What a piece of poo poo, godamn
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 18:58 |
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GolfHole posted:i hate nathen mazri "I left behind toxicity of humanity. I found my calling with a higher power, and honestly, I met my prophet who enlighted me in my dreams. I woke up with so much tears, crying like a big baby from the deep end of my heart."
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:05 |
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Yeah the real arc of the last thread was discovering he was much more disgusting than amusing
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:13 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:"I left behind toxicity of humanity. I found my calling with a higher power, and honestly, I met my prophet who enlighted me in my dreams. I woke up with so much tears, crying like a big baby from the deep end of my heart." ^^^ I really thought Nathen was just a flaky impressionable weirdo but now I'm starting to thing it's all an act and ngl it makes me a little sad.
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:13 |
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I like the delightfully strange Nathen, the one who does fork jail and cereal box “art” and weird apps, not the one who thinks it’s acceptable to use the phrase “barren shrew”
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:35 |
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Scientastic posted:I like the delightfully strange Nathen, the one who does fork jail and cereal box “art” and weird apps, not the one who thinks it’s acceptable to use the phrase “barren shrew” It turns out they were the same Nathen all along!!!
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# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:38 |
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I'm honestly surprised Nathen never ran for mayor considering the sheer amount of deeply unserious candidates that did. I would've loved to see him lose to a dog.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 00:18 |
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Is it egeez or oh, geeze?
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 03:21 |
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wynott dunn posted:Is it egeez or oh, geeze? Worse Iggies
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 03:25 |
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wynott dunn posted:Is it egeez or oh, geeze? Egeez pronounced "Iggies" but like, his slogan for it is "Oh Geez, Iggies" which makes no sense because "Oh geez, it's Eegeez" is right fuckin' there. Nothing he does makes sense.
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# ? Jun 28, 2023 03:34 |
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Also lol that the sole reply to Nathen's weirdo misogynistic rant on Twitter is a person who replied "Grafeld" and nothing else. E: And by "rant" I mean his entire string of posts has zero retweets and one reply Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 28, 2023 |
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Frank Frank posted:Also lol that the sole reply to Nathen's weirdo misogynistic rant on Twitter is a person who replied "Grafeld" and nothing else. There are more replies now https://twitter.com/WilburWurthless/status/1673844743913046019?s=20
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