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Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

The tone is so defensive of Garfield, like someone compared Garfield unfavorably to OJ Simpson, and Nathen is offering rebuttal.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Powerful Katrinka posted:

The tone is so defensive of Garfield, like someone compared Garfield unfavorably to OJ Simpson, and Nathen is offering rebuttal.

Escape From Noise posted:

Are we so sure Garfield isn't a #murderer and that he hasn't #died?

He knows this threads thougths on Garfield! #SpilledBloodOfInnocets #Killer #JusticeForOdie! #JusrticeForNermal! #HangTheBastard #NFT #Cartoon

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
He's angrier about Jojo than whatever OJ did to Garfield and his 9 lives.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778469087225495593

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Gay man extremely angry that gay woman exists.

Also somehow, Garfield

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

MassRafTer posted:

He's angrier about Jojo than whatever OJ did to Garfield and his 9 lives.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778469087225495593

Jojo Siwa wasn't even on Nickelodeon, she's from the Dance Moms franchise. And she's going through the usual embarrassing transition from child star to adult entertainer, so let's leave the kid alone, okay, Nathen?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

SHAME!!!

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


“Youth is an asset, not a liability”


“No, not like that!”

5er
Jun 1, 2000


MassRafTer posted:

He's angrier about Jojo than whatever OJ did to Garfield and his 9 lives.

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778469087225495593

This fuckin guy, whose only celebrity equity is among people that make fun of him, thinks he can assess Jojo Siwa with 'no star quality' lol. Nathen 'nearly complete loving nobody and verified business failure' Mazri, claiming Jojo has no star quality when I still see that kid's face selling merch every time I go to Walmart, and her net worth is around $20mil.

Jealousy is an ugly color on anyone.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I don't even know who this lady is but I'm sure Nathen's on the wrong side.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

I don't even know who this lady is but I'm sure Nathen's on the wrong side.

Same

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I don't know, as far as I can tell she hasn't even started one failed Garfield based pizza shop, can she really be considered succesful, or even a good person?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

dr_rat posted:

I don't know, as far as I can tell she hasn't even started one failed Garfield based pizza shop, can she really be considered succesful, or even a good person?

poo poo. When you put it like that...

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I wonder if Nathen still holds the trademark for GarfieldEats even though he no longer has the Garfield license.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Escape From Noise posted:

I don't even know who this lady is but I'm sure Nathen's on the wrong side.

He first got mad because she wore makeup that looked like KISS but he thought it was scary and demonic.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

I wonder if Nathen still holds the trademark for GarfieldEats even though he no longer has the Garfield license.

Maybe I'm using it wrong but the Canadian trademark search database seems to suggest he never had the trademark. Tride the US one as well and nothing.

https://ised-isde.canada.ca/cipo/tr...2%253Anull%257D

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

He cares so much about brands that he forgot to trademark his own lmao

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
NGL I want to trademark GarfieldEats all of a sudden

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I want to trademark GarfieldEats all of a sudden

calm down, david chang

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

He first got mad because she wore makeup that looked like KISS but he thought it was scary and demonic.

KISS fuckin' sucks. So now I'm confused.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

And here I'd have thought Nathen would appreciate KISS! Their music is middling, but they're a near-legendary merchandising and licensing juggernaut

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
Jojo Siwa sucks but when you’re brought up by a dance mom, there is essentially no hope for you to turn out fine

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Was thinking about this in relationship to GarfieldEATS and how the entire lifespan of this thing is just a guy trying to force the 4th panel to happen over and over.



And that's why I keep coming back to Nathen.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Frank Frank posted:

Gay man extremely angry that gay woman exists.

Also somehow, Garfield
Celibate

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
If you have even the slightest question as to whether Nathen is a misogynist piece of poo poo please notice how much angrier he is about Jojo merely existing than he was about O.J. Simpson when ostensibly lambasting him in that Tweet

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

temple posted:

Celibate

I know Nathen doesn’t understand that you can be celibate AND gay at the same time but I would assume the rest of us do

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Dr. Quarex posted:

If you have even the slightest question as to whether Nathen is a misogynist piece of poo poo please notice how much angrier he is about Jojo merely existing than he was about O.J. Simpson when ostensibly lambasting him in that Tweet

If you can find some relationship OJ had with a company that is hostile towards the EATS universe he might get angrier.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I have it on good authority that OJ loved Garfield

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That doesn't sound right, Garfield's still alive.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Powerful Katrinka posted:

Jojo Siwa wasn't even on Nickelodeon, she's from the Dance Moms franchise. And she's going through the usual embarrassing transition from child star to adult entertainer, so let's leave the kid alone, okay, Nathen?

Apparently she tried to launch her own version of “exploiting kids through dancing” reality show where, allegedly, she screamed at and insulted the kids in an attempt to induce tears for the camera. You don’t often see such a stark example of abused -> abuser pipeline.

”Rolling Stone” posted:

According to one of the sources close to the production, an adage among some of the producers on set was, “It’s not a good day unless you make a kid cry.” Anjie Sanderson confirmed she had heard such a comment from a producer as well; another source who spoke to Rolling Stone said they had not heard this specifically, but such a remark was consistent with the atmosphere on set. When asked whether any producers had made such a comment, a representative for the production company said, “not to my knowledge,” adding such a remark “is counter to everything JoJo Siwa stands for.”
[…]
JoJo, meanwhile, could also be nasty and domineering, according to sources, a sharp contrast from her upbeat onscreen persona. At one point, they allege, she screamed insults at the girls during a performance; they also allege that she played a role in helping to build a cutthroat environment long after the cameras were gone, playing favorites and pitting members against each other.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jojo-siwa-xomg-pop-dancers-physical-mental-torment-1234967431/amp/

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

No excuses :guillotine:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Apparently she tried to launch her own version of “exploiting kids through dancing” reality show where, allegedly, she screamed at and insulted the kids in an attempt to induce tears for the camera. You don’t often see such a stark example of abused -> abuser pipeline.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jojo-siwa-xomg-pop-dancers-physical-mental-torment-1234967431/amp/

That sucks but I'm not surprised an abused performer became an abuser herself. Good parenting, clearly. The cycle of abuse is real, also gently caress Nathen

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Knormal posted:

That doesn't sound right, Garfield's still alive.

Poor Lyman, though..

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

FIX SIGNS posted:

Poor Lyman, though..

Who?

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778836357407740147

Nathen has boldly declared that the new Garfield movie theme song is dedicated to Nathen.


https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779236136260411509

Nathen has decided that a tragic spree killing is the perfect time to try and get attention from.... Andy Cohen and Sacha Baron Cohen?



https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779239801150955985

He has also boldly declared that #WW3 was an inevitability after an eclipse.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

He's right.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

LvK posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778836357407740147

Nathen has boldly declared that the new Garfield movie theme song is dedicated to Nathen.


https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779236136260411509

Nathen has decided that a tragic spree killing is the perfect time to try and get attention from.... Andy Cohen and Sacha Baron Cohen?



https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1779239801150955985

He has also boldly declared that #WW3 was an inevitability after an eclipse.

It's not bold when you have a source like this:

https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1779253932813943034

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
That's also not the killer's name. So he's smearing the name of an innocent person and/or amplifying anti-Semitic conspiracy theories that have started popping up after the attack.

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
nathan has been sounding more schizoid than usual lately

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Garfield speaks through Nathan alone and warns that an age of blood and fire is coming.

none shall be spared. the streets will run red as if drowned by a flood of marinara.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
BIG OL’ BOWL OF WET BEANS

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