GarfieldEATS: BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

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MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

The Egeez reply made me check if he's done anything on LinkedIn since he last popped up there and he has not, but I scrolled too fast and ended up in his experience section. I never noticed the description of what Entergage Capital does.

quote:

General ManagerGeneral Manager
Entergage � Permanent Full-timeEntergage � Permanent Full-time
Jan 2017 - Jan 2021 � 4 yrs 1 moJan 2017 - Jan 2021 � 4 yrs 1 mo
Toronto, Ontario, CanadaToronto, Ontario, Canada
Entergage Capital is the holding company for various licensed brands as part of our investment portfolio. Brands include:

1. World's first licensed Garfield pizza and lasagna restaurant - GarfieldEATS
2. Frozen grocery food (RWA burgers, hotdogs) - Scooby-Doo EATS

We are passionate about BUILD ENTERGAGING TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS. Entergage is an innovation hub solving market gaps and meeting consumer habits and demand with very unique concepts and disruptive solutions.

TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:56

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# ? May 17, 2024 18:33

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Elephant Ambush posted:

I have to say that form email is the least lovely thing he's ever written and I think other people are right when they say he actually got help with it. It still has typos and some minor broken English but it's easier to read and understand than anything he's ever posted on social media

I'm a fan of "once-a-upon-a-time" myself.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:42

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

that email uses the word "license", and its variations, so much that it has lost all meaning to me now

# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:52

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

MassRafTer posted:

The Egeez reply made me check if he's done anything on LinkedIn since he last popped up there and he has not, but I scrolled too fast and ended up in his experience section. I never noticed the description of what Entergage Capital does.

TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS.

I mean, you can�t really fail at �trying�

# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:20

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

I mean, you can’t really fail at “trying”

There is no try, only entergage!

# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:21

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Escape From Noise posted:

Fear of a Ripped Garfield

I got a letter from Garfield the other day, opened and read it, it said

quote:

Entergagement = entertainment + engagement.

Entergagement (that's the noun; entergage is the verb) is the name I give for this new integrated marketing mechanism or digital brand activation for marketers to reach an audience in the new era of mobile, in an uncalculated entertaining and engaging manner on one platform.

Brands must now entergage, rather than engage with customers through mobile vision (instead of television) by speaking with the customers, and not speaking to the customers as 3000 or so advertising messages do on a daily basis.

Entergagement consists of the following below brand activation or marketing tools, which must run simultaneously with user engagement features such as real-time chatting, call-to-action, voting, collecting, redeeming, following, liking, sharing and other engaging elements, all in one platform. The entertainment tools necessary for brand entergagement are as follows:

Branded content
Product placement
Program sponsorship
Script development

Content is king when it comes to entertainment to connect with customers' minds and win their hearts. Ask Hollywood! They will tell you how content has helped create movie franchises and loyal fans globally, as Hollywood films reach more than 300 million viewers across their distribution channel globally. Movies have become a huge brand licensing industry. So what can we learn from Hollywood? Product placement has become an original marketing tool to nurture brands and connect with customers as well as branded content where stories in various genres such as drama or comedy has been found favorable for global brands such as Starbucks in The Devil Wears Prada, Sony in the James Bond movies, or Mini Coopers in The Italian Job. Who can forget that branded fueled content? Emirates has been sponsoring major football leagues on a global scale, connecting with a wider audience and athletes.

Now, that you have your relevant entertainment strategy planned, marketers must start thinking of ways to not just entertain the customer, but also engage with them simultaneously, increasing feedbacks, customer retention, and conversion rates from mobile to sales. Brands must now start speaking with customers by engaging with them the same way they already engage on mobile through various known features- for instance, one of the most popular app features is the act of collecting coins. Users love to collect and redeem vouchers or special discount coupons. If brands can entertain users through original content and not advertising, as well as interacting by chatting or sharing some mobile app elements, then brands can quickly climb the advertising ladder from brand awareness, brand liking, brand preference, brand conviction to brand purchase, all at the same time. Now that is what I call creative-efficiency and cost-efficiency!

Marketers must now develop platforms rather than creative briefs. The way for marketers to entergage is on mobile apps or website by partnering with entergagement platforms such as Entergage by Mazri Pictures, the world's first entergaging platform, where brands, users and celebrities come together. A less sophisticated and easier way for marketers can adopt the brand entergagement in their strategy is by creating storytelling content with engagement features to connect with an audience hosted on your website, powered by user engagement features to keep your customers intrigued and interacting with your brand.

Marketers must comprehend the user behavior, user trends, app market, and why users use what they use on mobile, in order for brands to reach the users efficiently without disrupting their customer experience, but rather entertaining them and enhancing their journey. If you don't, they will simply skip your ads! Also, with the rise of ad blocking, users have become much more sophisticated with technology, more than digital agencies. We don't have to outsmart them; we must join them by speaking their language through not advertising, but entergagement.

Picture me giving a drat, I said never.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:44

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Frank Frank posted:

George Michael Bluth to Nathen�s GOB Bluth

I think it�s more like George Maheris tbh.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:03

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Steadiman posted:

that email uses the word "license", and its variations, so much that it has lost all meaning to me now

Nathen loves licensing, it's his favorite thing

# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:15

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

consider the case of sony, a bunch of nobodies who weren't going anywhere until the james bond films

# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:05

hellotoothpaste: Dec 21, 2006; I dare you to call it a perm again..

MrQwerty posted:

A trusted & safe home for licensees lmao

Is this like when the former meth addicts work at the group home

# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:19

hellotoothpaste: Dec 21, 2006; I dare you to call it a perm again..

MassRafTer posted:

The Egeez reply made me check if he's done anything on LinkedIn since he last popped up there and he has not, but I scrolled too fast and ended up in his experience section. I never noticed the description of what Entergage Capital does.

TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS.

GarfieldEATS: Permanent Full-timeEntergage

# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:19

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

Woke up to a Discord message saying Nathen is thirsting over Mr. Clean and teasing an OnlyFans, this is the life I've fashioned

# ? Apr 30, 2024 13:40

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

LvK posted:

Woke up to a Discord message saying Nathen is thirsting over Mr. Clean and teasing an OnlyFans, this is the life I've fashioned

You don't say

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1785219309389640055

this is the less horny of the two Mr. Clean posts.

# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:06

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

One like. A histrionic screeching into the wind.

# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:31

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Mr. CleanEATS Big Cow Lasagna when, Nathen? Please don�t make me beg, I promise I�m fully entergaged.

Mr. Clean was in that terrible Food Fight movie, they�ll license him to anyone, especially the world�s youngest Garfield licensee!

# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:39

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)

I assure you that Nathen has not acquired the licensing rights for Mr. Clean in any capacity

# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:40

Mordja: Apr 26, 2014; Hell Gem

Nathen executed for feeding people detergent

# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:18

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

�Hilarious� that Nathen is using horrific child abuse as a vehicle to whine about losing his Garfield license. Dude really is a piece of poo poo

# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:20

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Frank Frank posted:

�Hilarious� that Nathen is using horrific child abuse as a vehicle to whine about losing his Garfield license. Dude really is a piece of poo poo

The best thing I have gotten out of watching him over the years is the realization that mentally ill rich failsons behave shockingly similarly the world over, placing literally anything bothering them on equal footing with the most horrific things imaginable

Thank goodness Nathen did not get into Canadian politics

# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:44

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Dr. Quarex posted:

The best thing I have gotten out of watching him over the years is the realization that mentally ill rich failsons behave shockingly similarly the world over, placing literally anything bothering them on equal footing with the most horrific things imaginable

Thank goodness Nathen did not get into Canadian politics

...yet

# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:57

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

#stayvoted

# ? Apr 30, 2024 22:14

CodfishCartographer: Feb 23, 2010; Gadus Maprocephalus; Pillbug

https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1785374076476760471

# ? Apr 30, 2024 22:52

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

lol, yes it's "the youth" that's the one that's affected by taxes, guys going to consider himself "the youth" when he's 80. Also does nate actually pay taxes? You usually have to actually earn money for that.

# ? Apr 30, 2024 22:59

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

If youth is an asset, then it should be subject to the applicable taxes.

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:03

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

I'm honestly surprised that tweet doesn't have any stupid hashtags in it

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:07

dokmo: Aug 27, 2006; man

Do any of those four sentences in that tweet relate to any of the others?

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:15

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

dokmo posted:

Do any of those four sentences in that tweet relate to any of the others?

They do, just through terrible logic and believing stupid, stupid things. Possibly not the simulation one if he meant that literally.

It's very hard to tell if he meant that literally.

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:19

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

you go out and protest the corrupt and violent system, risking your life and health to fight the fash

Nathen will be right behind you, providing critical support in the form of Twitter posts regarding your plight

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:42

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

uber_stoat posted:

I got a letter from Garfield the other day, opened and read it, it said

Picture me giving a drat, I said never.

I'm a brown man, and I could never quit the Garfield brand

# ? Apr 30, 2024 23:57

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

CodfishCartographer posted:

https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1785374076476760471

AI wrote this

# ? May 1, 2024 00:42

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

AI wrote this

I mean, given how terrible his grammar and just overall focus level are, he�s the one person who should just be replaced with AI.

AI learning of entergagement is also the first step towards our world being turned into the Matrix world.

What I am saying, is The MatrixEats when? And if you get served the red pill, do you just immediately leave the restaurant?

# ? May 1, 2024 01:06

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Duckman2008 posted:

I mean, given how terrible his grammar and just overall focus level are, he�s the one person who should just be replaced with AI.

I mean he absolutely should not. AI would likely clean his ideas up too much and might accidentally convince people to mistakenly put money into one of his terrible ventures.

# ? May 1, 2024 02:03

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Prompt: you are a rampant AI that is obsessed with Garfield, inventing new terrible business buzzwords and licensing cartoon properties.

# ? May 1, 2024 02:05

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

Prompt: you are a rampant AI that is obsessed with Garfield, inventing new terrible business buzzwords and licensing cartoon properties.

This is how you get arabiolosis

# ? May 1, 2024 02:07

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Please help. I've been diagnosed with treatment-resistant arabiolosis, and I'm constantly drop-shipping frozen TV dinners with all your favorite Nicktoons stamped on them

# ? May 1, 2024 02:27

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Nathan, get me an Ookla the Mok branded hot pocket and all is forgiven.

# ? May 1, 2024 02:41

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

uber_stoat posted:

Nathan, get me an Ookla the Mok branded hot pocket and all is forgiven.

Oooo what about HerculoidsEATS

I guess just because he thinks Garfield is the world's most important brand he would not automatically think a totally forgotten brand was a great thing to license

# ? May 1, 2024 03:10

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

# ? May 1, 2024 04:02

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Narrator: Nathen in fact could and would say more

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# ? May 17, 2024 18:33

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Crossposting because I'm serious and this seems like a likely source

Does anyone have a copy of that ai generated hello.jpg but in the style of a city map, pls post w spoiler tags. It was like a night mode navigation map of London, but it was the goatman doing his best.
If this image doesn't exist anymore a new one would be very appreciated.

# ? May 1, 2024 05:20

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