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Jul 3, 2023 21:05
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts? Love me. Feed me. Don't ship outside of Canada.
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Aug 8, 2023 12:35
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Next Mazri mugshot's going to be after he killed someone on a date that didn't go the way he wanted.
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Aug 28, 2023 12:40
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I plugged 'Mobile Suit Garfield' into Amazon and this was my first hit: https://www.amazon.com/Stuffed-Animals-Lifelike-Children-Birthday/dp/B093T52595/ref=sr_1_1 jfc edit:  Oh. Uh. Ok then. 5er fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 02:37
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Here Lies Nathen Mazri He Never Scored
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Sep 15, 2023 00:31
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Lol I hope he trundles his rear end over to Serbia to throw a giant fit and televises the entire thing.
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Sep 15, 2023 05:48
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'Garfield BOR' makes me think of Garfield Board of Regents, and the idea of Mazri trying to run some kind of Garfield themed community college is hilarious and weirdly plausible at this point.
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Sep 20, 2023 17:56
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Rob Schneider: They hate free speech, I should be allowed to believe and promote that a bunch of fake bullshit is real without having it challenged by 'facts!' He's a great match for our boy Nate.
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Oct 3, 2023 13:58
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The last good thing Rob Schneider ever did was poo poo-talk about Steven Seagal on Howard Stern. Somehow this is further indignifying for Mazri.
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Oct 5, 2023 03:48
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Akratic Method posted:Monday you can fall apart I heard this in my head and it's the only way I'd tolerate the lovely original.
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Oct 13, 2023 14:23
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"Licensing team," composed of Nathen.
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Oct 14, 2023 14:47
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Holy loving poo poo how tedious and desolate is your life that you have to claim being in love with IP licensing is a pillar of your identity?
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Oct 16, 2023 21:47
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1716789165424079198?t=cnHo1MNwR0JuGG1G2hL4LA&s=19 This is frankly really loving boring for 'big plans.' Two barstools and a little bench shelf look like the limit for in-place dining, and not having anywhere to sit, eat and kind of enjoy the theme is completely antonymous to his idea of 'entergagement.'
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Oct 26, 2023 15:32
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root beer posted:GuiteauEATS GuillotEATS
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Nov 25, 2023 22:28
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MassRafTer posted:Hate to be that guy but instead of paying for expensive video games you should buy your daughter a subscription to every streaming service bundled together with anti-binging rules. Conservative pandering freaks: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE Also conservative pandering freaks: Let me tell you about this streaming model with tiers and ways to tell people how we think they should be living.
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Dec 5, 2023 19:41
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Frank Frank posted:The first one looks like “what if Nathen but Pokemon avatar” The first one looks like a propaganda poster if he was a cult leader villain in a Far Cry game.
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Dec 13, 2023 03:05
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Cringe and cringe are my two new favorite words. Oh, and CringE.
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Dec 13, 2023 04:15
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Disney's just going to re-copyright the loving mouse aren't they?
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Dec 16, 2023 06:15
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744082597100093633?t=4GW2zuaLz10Hzu7s_xPsww&s=19 This dude's failson narcissism vibes me constantly like Elliot Rodger.
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Jan 10, 2024 02:11
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Nathen is so transparently loving crazy. I'm certain that he whole heartedly believes all his business ideas are complete winners and that Google reviews are just some conspiracy to drag him down... not, say, people actually criticizing him for having lovely products and ideas.
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Jan 29, 2024 19:46
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Strong "many people are saying" energy.
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Feb 7, 2024 15:59
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This guy is a constant stream of nonsense hashtags as he tries willing his obtuse and clunky buzzphrases into relevance.
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Feb 23, 2024 01:56
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Frank Frank posted:"Away from other humans, WELL EXCEPT FOR MY DRIVER!" Here Manspreads Nathen, He Never Scored
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Mar 17, 2024 02:18
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Did this loving dude just happy-birthday himself?! loving lol
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Mar 29, 2024 02:41
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Every day for Nathen is one step closer to the threshold between 'high functioning' and 'needs hospitalization'.
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Apr 5, 2024 14:55
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"I really want to show off these shoes and my fit but how can I make it look like I'm doing something deep and spiritual?"
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Apr 9, 2024 16:26
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MassRafTer posted:He's angrier about Jojo than whatever OJ did to Garfield and his 9 lives. This fuckin guy, whose only celebrity equity is among people that make fun of him, thinks he can assess Jojo Siwa with 'no star quality' lol. Nathen 'nearly complete loving nobody and verified business failure' Mazri, claiming Jojo has no star quality when I still see that kid's face selling merch every time I go to Walmart, and her net worth is around $20mil. Jealousy is an ugly color on anyone.
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Apr 12, 2024 16:00
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1780570113604714905?t=_AbhQhjpchtAE-94evj0mw&s=19 In the United States, the show is #pawgasoline No but really, what a giant sour-graping little baby Nathen is. loving embarrassing.
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Apr 17, 2024 21:47
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Sex Farm posted:https://youtu.be/ys9Q3PQH_nQ?si=pjX43c7b-4Gff-go when are you gonna show hole, bro
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Apr 20, 2024 15:07
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:too nutty for TMZ, that's impressive Exactly my immediate reaction. Too full of poo poo even for TMZ, and too bland and unpopular to bother using just for 'check out this crazy rear end in a top hat' clickbait.
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Apr 21, 2024 01:10
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Busters posted:Not that. When you think of Kim's cultural impact, and things that are celebrated about her, "Armenian Heritage" isn't among them. He probably thinks everybody else shares the same bigoted, demeaning opinion he holds of Armenians and thinks it's a slam dunk to point it out, like a bog-standard 80s era racist.
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Apr 27, 2024 23:03
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Nathen discovering 'based' and running it into the ground, lol
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Dude is a straight up narcissist schizophrenic.
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