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XPosting because how could I not?
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Jul 9, 2023 20:21
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Escape From Noise posted:Either that popcorn is huge or Nathen is tiny. Would you rather fight: 20 Tiny Nathens OR 1 Man-sized Garf
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Jul 17, 2023 01:47
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What a fuckin' rear end in a top hat. Obligatory reminder that when someone asked in the Discord what had happened to Garfield, the orange cat he adopted when starting GarfieldEATS, he said he had gotten drunk and hit it once, then gave the cat up.
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Jul 21, 2023 01:27
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steinrokkan posted:He hit it out of the park early when he became the world's youngest Garfield licensee; once you reach that level of fame and success while so young, what's there even to do afterwards? What worlds are left to conquer? You have no choice but to succumb to ennui. At one point Michael Crichton had the world's No. 1 Movie, Book and Television series (Jurassic Park and E.R. with Clooney). He felt empty and like there was nothing else to achieve, so he took up traveling. Trekking to Kilimanjaro, all the sorts of travel rich white people do. That fixed him and he went back to being a smarmy rear end in a top hat who denied climate change and wrote up his critics in his novels as pedophile characters until he died of throat cancer. What I'm saying is that Nathen could take up smoking I guess
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Jul 21, 2023 20:37
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Huh, skipping straight to the goon settlement, hopefully with less animal abuse this time around. Sad he skipped the zipline stage.
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Aug 3, 2023 08:45
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Frank Frank posted:So the “goodbye mundane life” thing was about a cheap looking tank top shirt? Are you not entergaged ?!
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Aug 5, 2023 00:55
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What happened with the kiwi farmers, I mean, "fans" in his discord?
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Aug 14, 2023 02:37
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Weird they didn't invite him to post in the farms
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Aug 14, 2023 02:42
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One EATS EDIT: Love me, feed me, never (stop making episodes)
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Sep 3, 2023 06:08
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Maybe he's advocating for Hollywood to make live action adaptations of anime, which is kinda moot since we already had live action Evangelion, which was Pacific Rim
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Sep 8, 2023 22:01
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Watch it be more successful than Nathen's
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Sep 15, 2023 06:14
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RoeCocoa posted:So this person went in, gave the place "a clean score of 0," bought a kulen sandwich anyway, found it was rancid, went back anyway and got a pizza, got a stomach ache, went a third time regardless and got a gyro, decided it was substandard, and still goes there every day to note that the prices are going up? u complain everywhere u go
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Sep 16, 2023 04:13
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PHDEATS in association with Doobie. Meals and fries.. Piled Higher and Deeper
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Nov 23, 2023 20:16
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Nathenchu
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Nov 30, 2023 03:56
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Busters posted:What was that post about being kind to others and minding your own business? "Fake it till you make it"
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Dec 4, 2023 02:55
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Im not suggesting anyone do anything, but in our very own Lego thread there's probably a few people who can turn out a small GarfieldEATS set mock up
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Dec 5, 2023 01:55
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If only there was a digital market place where you could find licensed game cubes
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Dec 5, 2023 08:02
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MassRafTer posted:Nathen would be like when Gord from Acts of Gord started posting in games except no one but one thread will know who he is and no one likes him. Holy cats, this happened? I guess all traces of the results have been lost to time? I can't imagine it went well
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Dec 6, 2023 05:59
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Light Gun Man posted:he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some Lol that the FiestaCat plushie goon was a more successful entrepreneur than Nathen
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Dec 15, 2023 03:26
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GolfHole posted:BEAUTIFUL CAT
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Jan 3, 2024 04:12
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1742611552086192608 Maybe I spend too long in the Trump lol thread but there's a strong trumpy energy in these tweets
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Jan 4, 2024 23:55
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Unsolicited garf dick pics
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Jan 5, 2024 22:26
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Twitter has a big ole "GIF" button alongside the button to add a photo to your posts, and the weird 'Old fashioned' gif is the third result when you press the button and search for "recipe". That's all it is, he thought he'd snazzy up his post about his recipes with a recipe gif without thinking of the confusion it'd cause, or how it was unrelated, or how he never ever served alcohol. The fact that it's animated should've pointed our to you it's unrelated to Nathen, like what, he would've paid someone to do an animation? Learned how to animate a gif himself? PUH LEASE. mneow.
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Jan 10, 2024 16:22
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Oh how quickly everyone forgets mom
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Jan 11, 2024 22:03
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Frank Frank posted:lol you gave Nathen money Pretty spicy coming from the guy who tried to buy a frozen lasagna despite being in a whole other country 
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Jan 15, 2024 00:05
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Lol that second to last line Ooooooh~ living in the fridge
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Jan 15, 2024 03:35
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Is the GarfieldEATS app even still in the stores (LOL remember when you could upload photos to it without any moderation whatsoever)
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Jan 23, 2024 17:32
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Oh man. Had he tried his nonsense in Mexico, GarfieldCOME (snrk) might still be open. I mean, at least it wouldn't have been cease-and desisted by Nickelodeon/Viacom. 
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Jan 24, 2024 19:16
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Even the garbage he has ChatGPT output sounds like something Chris-Chan would write in their prime
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Feb 20, 2024 15:46
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Nathen would put on his
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Busters posted:Yeah, it had liver disease or something. He doesn't own this cat. You'd look rough too if Nathen Mazri had kicked your rear end in a drunken fury (Supposedly that's what caused Nathen to both stop drinking and give away the cat)
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