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Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Scientastic posted:

This sounds like a recording of a serial killer

Oh I made a Buffalo Bill joke last thread but this is serious asking for help with a couch material

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Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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If he's launching a new, soon-to-be-abandoned project, this is the time to get in on the ground floor for a quick payday.

Ghost writer, editor, social media manager. Just cash in on his new digital creation before the next one 2 months from now.

Step 1: determine wtf he's on about

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Light Gun Man posted:

he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
Well, sit down and let me tell you a tale. It all started with a failed offical Garfield pizza shop...

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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#internetmonitored

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Frank Frank posted:

The way he has it phrased, it's most certainly a corporation of some sort and not Jim Davis (who doesn't own the rights to Garfield anymore anyway).
It'll be either A) Google for reviews causing 'harm' to poor young entrepreneurs or B) Amazon because counterfeit merchandise/eegeez something something

There's also option C) which would be something totally unrelated and bonkers related to whatever his social cause du jour is.

E: new rare Nathenface just dropped:



Nathen skips leg day

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Killingyouguy! posted:

Five pees elements

GarfieldEATS: 5 pees and a few BMs

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Y'know what Im not a fan of? Drunkenly hitting your cat. I hope he's contributing to Garfields vet costs now that he's rehomed.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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quote:

Imagine having delicious Winnie-the-Pooh waffles for breakfast.

WinnieWAFFLES incoming.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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im saint germain posted:

And YOU can marry him - if you act fast! There are already enough #suitors to pack a reality series @Andy. Coming #soon

#stayaroused #WWme #nathenmazri #ojsimpson

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Blue Moonlight posted:

The AI images are hilarious because they also demonstrate he’d look OK if he just smiled like a human being. AI literally knows how to smile better than he does.

Nathen is more A than I.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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Beached Whale posted:

Telling my dad it's the government that's trying to make me gay to keep my allowance

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1788131211354812549

#subkissive

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Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

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The cat he punched in drunken anger and told people about amongst other self serving crap

You know he likely reads this thread for attention, positive and negative, because of his wild ego problem and goon poop touchers letting him know. This isn't Doobie, it's much more sinister.

hi nathAn

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