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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Nathen's incredibly bizarre conspiracy theories might be my favorite quirk about his failson persona

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1672949626574364673

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1672950233930579975

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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Once again I'm being censored by the real fascists, the Left. Their ceaseless work of oppressing my tweets so they only receive hundreds of views will not go unpunished

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1709224075615158448

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1709224006220497344

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1712395952663761059

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

So proud of Nathen for bootstrapping himself into the fabulous success he is today, coming from a humble background as the son of a fabulously wealthy Middle Eastern fast food baron. I can't wait to see what he does with AtlasShruggedEATS.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1730375771305206130

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Nathen paying for a vanity press release service to put out an article about how he couldn't get funding from the real housewives and the hulkster is both completely on brand in addition to being ridiculously funny. I can only imagine the person getting paid $15 an hour to write about generic product launches from big companies trying to decipher Nathen's incomprehensible business buzz word gibberish but I'll give them credit for keeping it together even if they clearly had no idea what was going on.

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Thanks to Garfield and Scooby-Doo, Nathen Mazri’s experience at GarfieldEATS and Scooby-Doo EATS was instrumental in unveiling a massive $340 billion conundrum in the licensing sector. He recognized a crucial gap: there wasn’t an effective platform linking fans directly with licensees. This disconnect made acquiring licensed products a cumbersome and often expensive ordeal. Armed with this realization, Nathen embarked on a mission to devise a solution since 2021—a platform specifically designed to bridge this gap, ensuring that fans could easily and affordably access their favorite licensed merchandise and licensees can easily be discovered to the right audience and not only limited to the top 5 giants manufacturers only such as Hasbro and others. Egeez actually solves more than ten problems with amazing new features and it is not just an app, but Nathen declined to comment further.

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Understanding the scope of his ambitious project Egeez and Ai, Nathen Mazri was aware that substantial funding was crucial for its realization. He set a target to secure $4 million in pre-seed capital, a vital step for launching and scaling up the platform. The development of a ready prototype was made possible by the early investment from Fadi (Eddy) El-Masri, co-founder. Nathen’s journey in acquiring this capital sheds light on the intricate dynamics of startup financing and the venture capital landscape. He even met and spoke to two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills funny enough, but he says “they are rich made for waste sadly. They don’t get it! Such people never end up solving big problems in the world even if you tried to educate them.”

Nathen even spoke on the phone with Hulk Hogan while Hulk was at the gym. However, Hogan was primarily focused on relishing his recent legal triumph. The jury had held Gawker Media accountable in Hogan’s lawsuit, bestowing upon him, known professionally as Hulk Hogan, a substantial sum of $115 million in compensatory damages and an additional $25 million in punitive damages. “You would think four million is nothing to him, but it’s also about priorities for people,” Nathen says.

https://usawire.com/nathen-mazri-licensing-revolution-from-garfieldeats-to-egeez/amp/

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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Telling my dad it's the government that's trying to make me gay to keep my allowance

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1788131211354812549

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