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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Both are incredibly annoying, gotta go with world's youngest singing Garfield pizza entrepreneur

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Frank Frank posted:

I always wonder if people tweet stuff like that at Nathen and what his response would be.

People don't tweet at Nathen. He gets 3 likes on average, and those are by his own other accounts

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Garfield strip 9/11/2001

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
motherfucker does the duckface even when incarcerated

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Ahegaorfield

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Nathen might not be the youngest garfield themed restaurant enterpreneur after all!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Are those memes even licensed? Oh geeze, it's eggies

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
This is a great quote in nathenmazri.com/brands
“In 40 years, no rebel has ever come to me with such a crazy idea to create a Garfield-shaped pizza and quick mobile restaurant app called GarfieldEATS.”
— Jim Davis

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

BigBadSteve posted:

New in my local (Australian) supermarket:



You still have time to mail Nathen one for christmas.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Mneoww!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Just casually cheering myself on Twitter since nobody else does

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

:sickos: Im ready for the Mazri redemption arc

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Kellogg was one of the few people worse than Nathen Mazri

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I close my eyes and imagine having delicious Winnie-the-Pooh waffles for breakfast at least twice a day now

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I dont feel lucky enough to order that

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

"Holy poo poo they are raping children here, Im taking Garfield outta here!"

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Pulp Fiction gimp scene but Garfield is Marcellus Wallace and Mazri is Butch

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

I feel like you find your answers by shopping at egeez!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I just want Garfield to be safe

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Busters posted:

The six month count down to nothing is so hilarious to me.

First of all, if Garfield is in danger, why wouldn't you "save him" right away. Why give his cruel and perverted masters HALF A YEAR to damage the ip, or directly cover Garfield in gak #cumshots?

Secondly, in six months Nathan won't even remember this was a thing. This is the Google review lawsuit thing again.

Thirdly, even IF a "hostile takeover" of licensing rights was a real and possible thing: Nathan wouldn't have the capital do it. Even if he was in good terms with Sony, he can't buy licensing rights anymore- and presumably, a forced acquisition would be more expensive.

Maybe go back to trying to pass the world's smallest cereal box as art.

Everybody hates escort missions, Mazri has been out there doing side quests and gaining better skills + inventory to keep Garfield alive through the Nickelodeon boss battle

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Nathen Mazri, the anti-pope of Garfield IP rights ownership. Which country will host him to use his claims to further its ambitions?

The Orange County

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
^I'd love to see you explain Nathen what the difference is

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
You know what actual satanic music sounds like? Have a listen to a Love me, Feed me, don't Leave me by GarfieldEATS(its on spotify)
Speaking of which, how is that not a copyright violation now? Nickelodeon just doesnt give a gently caress and is at as much awe at this guy as we are?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Garfield is listed as one of the artists on the single

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
#God #OJ #died
#Garfield #murderer.
#Cartoons

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
There is only one God, and Garfield is His prophet

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

dr_rat posted:

Wait I'm confused, is the one true god Jon, Jim, or nate?

I Just need to know who I should be praying too!!!!


(Garfield I hate to say it, but you realllly suck at being a prophet.)

Why, Malik Al Mulk of course, you heathen!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

dr_rat posted:

Well I'm pretty sure seen Garfield eat pork and never seen him do a call to pray so I stand by my statement

:colbert:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Nathen has had exactly 0 original thought in his life. Even GarfieldEats was based on a restaurant in Dubai

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I hope Nathen Mazri follows the way of Trotsky to a t

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

dr_rat posted:

Is that random European GarfieldEats joint the Stalin in this?

I think Chris Pratt is Stalin in this case.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

MrQwerty posted:

lol nathen is gonna pay to go see the garf movie and shout his version of the Garfield lines at the rest of the audience until he gets a proverbial stage hook

An ominous book titled "Arabiolosis" rests on each seat in the theater, as the security is escorting out a weird guy in a bright orange suit. Your look at him and he looks at you. He is doing a duckface with a hint of a smirk

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
They would run into Nathen Mazri issues which are far deeper and severe

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Nathen MazriEats themed pharmacy

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Can I get unlicensed Garfield NFT's from egeez though?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
are movies filmed with a cameraphone now?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I feel like this egeez business is not thoroughly thought out and Mazri might not be quite the businessman that he thinks he is.

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Im baffled about the names Ayaman El Masri and Hani Mazri?
Are these his aliases, fake personas he's trying to fool us with, or did his cousins/siblings help him write that one entire email?

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