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Pizzas are round because they cook evenly that way. This is why the Garface pizzas have burnt crust on one side and raw looking crust on the other. Whereas a lasagna shaped like Garfield's face would bake evenly... and lasagna is Garfield's favorite food. These basic logical contradictions used to found a brick and mortar business still keep me awake at night. Anyone remember the app? You could play games or something and it was so bad iirc it was the first fixation when Garfeats was launched.
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Am I out of touch? No, surely it is the children who are wrong for <checks notes> not hating themselves.
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Jul 20, 2023 15:16
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What the gently caress
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Get a job!
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What the gently caress.
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Yo, how many semi-trucks full of cocaine do you have to have backup your driveway in a 24 hour period to actually think opening a Scott Pilgrim-themed restaurant is a good idea?
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MrQwerty posted:Lol that probably takes less than a half gram in a day for most people Please have your dealer call me.
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Frank Frank posted:Tempted to find a copy of Eternal Darkness for myself. Check ur pm's, I promise you'll be entergaged.
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As a guy who regularly makes a variety of BBQ sauces, that recipe passes me off. The ingredients list has no mother sauce. Which is allowable, but not great. But then I saw it says at the very end "add secret sauce and mix well." Okay so there is a mother sauce. But you don't just mix it, you heat until simmering. That's like saucemaking 1: heat all the stuff together to ensure an even melange of flavor. It's as if he tried the basic bbq sauce, said "this tastes like poo poo," added the secret sauce and said "okay this tastes like something normal," and called it a day. Sauces are by far the easiest part of cooking, just taste it, add poo poo, and heat it to a low boil, and repeat This guy has never cooked a single thing in his entire life.
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Busters posted:. Honestly, I have no idea. I just wanted to get in on the poo poo-piling by pretending I know things
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Nathan is the subject of the sentence. Whatever entity he is threatening to sue for having an actually viable business model while he doesn't is the object of the sentence. My point is it should be "Guess against whom," but my bigger point is that this will be pathetic. It will elicit pathos from me.
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Jan 28, 2024 15:19
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Holy big cow!
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Hell yes, I scooped this nearly two days ago. I'm literally the Woodward & Bernstein of Garfield themed branding on heavily meated loving lasagna or whatever the gently caress this corner of journalism is called.
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