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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Garfield speaks through Nathan alone and warns that an age of blood and fire is coming.

none shall be spared. the streets will run red as if drowned by a flood of marinara.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if you have to ask (about Garfield) you'll never know.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's stressful being a one-man Entergagement Engine as well as the chosen avatar on earth for the ravenous feline entity known by laymen as Garfield.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i don't want to kickstart his restaurants. i want to fund a photoshoot of him dressed up in a foul blood soaked Garfield fursuit holding a bloody axe.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i had a set of Garfield books when i was a kid, because i was very mature for my age. i hate to see the material debased like this.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Garfield should endorse the french bread pizzas. those punch above their weight imo.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
when the Dilbert man started selling burritos i knew it was over.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i hope there's no horse meat in the lasagna. sometimes they do that. Garfield ain't eatin no horseflesh.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

indeed. even as the world seems to burn down life and love must go on. you can't let them keep you from enjoying what is good about life.

along those lines, i've just been privileged to receive some promo material from Nathan's newest Garfield themed Entergagement product called Garfield After Midnight. click through to see it but be warned it is nsfw. :wink:

https://imgur.com/a/cclvZHi

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm just waiting for Nathan to start getting into esoteric Satanism.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Escape From Noise posted:

Fear of a Ripped Garfield

I got a letter from Garfield the other day, opened and read it, it said

quote:

Entergagement = entertainment + engagement.

Entergagement (that's the noun; entergage is the verb) is the name I give for this new integrated marketing mechanism or digital brand activation for marketers to reach an audience in the new era of mobile, in an uncalculated entertaining and engaging manner on one platform.

Brands must now entergage, rather than engage with customers through mobile vision (instead of television) by speaking with the customers, and not speaking to the customers as 3000 or so advertising messages do on a daily basis.

Entergagement consists of the following below brand activation or marketing tools, which must run simultaneously with user engagement features such as real-time chatting, call-to-action, voting, collecting, redeeming, following, liking, sharing and other engaging elements, all in one platform. The entertainment tools necessary for brand entergagement are as follows:

Branded content
Product placement
Program sponsorship
Script development

Content is king when it comes to entertainment to connect with customers' minds and win their hearts. Ask Hollywood! They will tell you how content has helped create movie franchises and loyal fans globally, as Hollywood films reach more than 300 million viewers across their distribution channel globally. Movies have become a huge brand licensing industry. So what can we learn from Hollywood? Product placement has become an original marketing tool to nurture brands and connect with customers as well as branded content where stories in various genres such as drama or comedy has been found favorable for global brands such as Starbucks in The Devil Wears Prada, Sony in the James Bond movies, or Mini Coopers in The Italian Job. Who can forget that branded fueled content? Emirates has been sponsoring major football leagues on a global scale, connecting with a wider audience and athletes.

Now, that you have your relevant entertainment strategy planned, marketers must start thinking of ways to not just entertain the customer, but also engage with them simultaneously, increasing feedbacks, customer retention, and conversion rates from mobile to sales. Brands must now start speaking with customers by engaging with them the same way they already engage on mobile through various known features- for instance, one of the most popular app features is the act of collecting coins. Users love to collect and redeem vouchers or special discount coupons. If brands can entertain users through original content and not advertising, as well as interacting by chatting or sharing some mobile app elements, then brands can quickly climb the advertising ladder from brand awareness, brand liking, brand preference, brand conviction to brand purchase, all at the same time. Now that is what I call creative-efficiency and cost-efficiency!

Marketers must now develop platforms rather than creative briefs. The way for marketers to entergage is on mobile apps or website by partnering with entergagement platforms such as Entergage by Mazri Pictures, the world's first entergaging platform, where brands, users and celebrities come together. A less sophisticated and easier way for marketers can adopt the brand entergagement in their strategy is by creating storytelling content with engagement features to connect with an audience hosted on your website, powered by user engagement features to keep your customers intrigued and interacting with your brand.

Marketers must comprehend the user behavior, user trends, app market, and why users use what they use on mobile, in order for brands to reach the users efficiently without disrupting their customer experience, but rather entertaining them and enhancing their journey. If you don't, they will simply skip your ads! Also, with the rise of ad blocking, users have become much more sophisticated with technology, more than digital agencies. We don't have to outsmart them; we must join them by speaking their language through not advertising, but entergagement.

Picture me giving a drat, I said never.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Nathan, get me an Ookla the Mok branded hot pocket and all is forgiven.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i keep saying this. once a week, generally.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lonelylikezoidberg posted:

Good: acquiring licensing for business

Evil: licensing for artistic purposes

Beyond Good and Evil: licensing Garfield for ritual purposes to embody the incarnate concept of supernatural greed and hunger.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1786848775002108045

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Frank Welker? the GarfieldEATS and ScoobyEATS worlds are colliding and i don't think i can handle it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i wonder if his mother knows what her son is up to.

apropos of nothing here is the number 2 google result for the Mazri Insider.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

He's implying Garfield is a cartoon for AN adult

in the same sense the one ring was a ring for a gollum.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

I have no mouth and I must garf

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MONDAYS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
AI Lorenzo Music Garfield will call you on your cell and tell you he will leak your nudes if you don't send him bitcoin.

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