Garfield speaks through Nathan alone and warns that an age of blood and fire is coming. none shall be spared. the streets will run red as if drowned by a flood of marinara.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 00:29 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:09 |
if you have to ask (about Garfield) you'll never know.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 00:10 |
it's stressful being a one-man Entergagement Engine as well as the chosen avatar on earth for the ravenous feline entity known by laymen as Garfield.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 04:54 |
i don't want to kickstart his restaurants. i want to fund a photoshoot of him dressed up in a foul blood soaked Garfield fursuit holding a bloody axe.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 01:05 |
i had a set of Garfield books when i was a kid, because i was very mature for my age. i hate to see the material debased like this.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 19:10 |
Garfield should endorse the french bread pizzas. those punch above their weight imo.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 05:32 |
when the Dilbert man started selling burritos i knew it was over.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 21:47 |
i hope there's no horse meat in the lasagna. sometimes they do that. Garfield ain't eatin no horseflesh.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:17 |
indeed. even as the world seems to burn down life and love must go on. you can't let them keep you from enjoying what is good about life. along those lines, i've just been privileged to receive some promo material from Nathan's newest Garfield themed Entergagement product called Garfield After Midnight. click through to see it but be warned it is nsfw. https://imgur.com/a/cclvZHi
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:55 |
i'm just waiting for Nathan to start getting into esoteric Satanism.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:03 |
Escape From Noise posted:Fear of a Ripped Garfield I got a letter from Garfield the other day, opened and read it, it said quote:Entergagement = entertainment + engagement. Picture me giving a drat, I said never.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 20:44 |
Nathan, get me an Ookla the Mok branded hot pocket and all is forgiven.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 02:41 |
i keep saying this. once a week, generally.
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:43 |
lonelylikezoidberg posted:Good: acquiring licensing for business Beyond Good and Evil: licensing Garfield for ritual purposes to embody the incarnate concept of supernatural greed and hunger.
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 02:23 |
https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1786848775002108045
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:08 |
Frank Welker? the GarfieldEATS and ScoobyEATS worlds are colliding and i don't think i can handle it.
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:59 |
i wonder if his mother knows what her son is up to. apropos of nothing here is the number 2 google result for the Mazri Insider.
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 22:07 |
Frank Frank posted:He's implying Garfield is a cartoon for AN adult in the same sense the one ring was a ring for a gollum.
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 02:53 |
Frank Frank posted:I have no mouth and I must garf HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MONDAYS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:53 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:09 |
AI Lorenzo Music Garfield will call you on your cell and tell you he will leak your nudes if you don't send him bitcoin.
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:25 |