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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DoombatINC posted:



Such humble beginnings...

"Four slices of pepperoni are enough for a pizza, right?"

"Yeah, 's fine. Don't forget to place them unevenly, too, so that when it's cut it makes nobody happy. That's what the boss calls entergagement!"

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

wynott dunn posted:

Is this an issue? Money counts for a lot

and how much of that do you think Nathen has kicking around, after his cocaine expenditures and all his famehounding shenanigans

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Charles Ford posted:

But what of Arlene, Garfield's on again off again girlfriend. That's not very celibate behaviour.

to my mind, op, it tracks: Garfield clearly would like to be regarded as a lover might--to be complimented and heaped with praise--but is too emotionally distant and self-centered to do any of the work of a real relationship, or to overcome his bone-deep fear of intimacy

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

GBS> GarfieldEATS: bring a taste of Garfield through delivery

also, lol at "And with that I won and [further words describing how he ultimately lost]"

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Nathen's assistant, who definitely exists

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

using the third person like he's fooling anyone :allears:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

And here I'd have thought Nathen would appreciate KISS! Their music is middling, but they're a near-legendary merchandising and licensing juggernaut

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


The next world war is naturally going to want someone to defend the purity and sanctity of its brand licensing

the last one didn't, and it ended up being associated with Nazism, the biggest of branding L's

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

you go out and protest the corrupt and violent system, risking your life and health to fight the fash

Nathen will be right behind you, providing critical support in the form of Twitter posts regarding your plight

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