GarfieldEATS: BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD)

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Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Nermal�s actually a dude, hth

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 05:56

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 22:58

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

can you use the sandwich wrappers as tissue boxes though is the real question

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 15:45

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Akratic Method posted:

Sounds more like a robot programmed to hate him

no, that's me.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 13:36

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Entergage your head and cough

# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 21:27

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

dr_rat posted:

This is not a good redirection in the story!!!

So how long till he posts Garfield cyberpunkfied? You know he's already asked the Ai for that.

excuse me but all this time I�ve been informed that AI can NOT create art and yet here we are

# ¿ Nov 12, 2023 18:38

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

first you eat the winnie

then you make the pooh

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 17:53

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

mediaphage posted:

i think you could also successfully do it the other way. a restaurant that serves licensed recreations of fictional foods from various ips

having said that i�m honesty surprised there isn�t a harry potter restaurant chain

popular with children under ten and children who are 35

unfortunately they only do this cool poo poo at theme parks, where everyone is either ten or a thirty-five year old child anyway

i want the piranha plant caprese please

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 23:05

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Nathen posted:

Bring it ON ! I'll scratch harder.
Mneowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

and here you just said to STOP jackin-off to your stories, you little #tease

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 16:57

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

... there ... in the lower left corner ...

small cow lasagna

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 13:45

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

My "No recipes from GarfieldEATS were prepared on #EpsteinIsland" T-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 20:19

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:20

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Sophisticationist

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 15:44

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

im saint germain posted:

He�s going to pay for a glorified Cameo from Jim Davis where he reads off Nathen�s script, �I, Jim Davis, creator of Garfield and respecter of the world�s youngest Garfield licensee Nathen Mazri, hereby bequeath all rights of Garfield to the world�s youngest Garfield licensee Nathen Mazri, from henceforth until eternity.�

and then nathan leans in from offscreen and gives him a big ol kiss

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 19:44

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

i'd rather rule in fork jail than serve in graf heaven

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 13:38

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I want to trademark GarfieldEats all of a sudden

calm down, david chang

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 17:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 22:58

Nikumatic: Feb 13, 2012; a fantastic machine made of meat

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1786294529487712687

preach it brother

# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:39

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