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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

That show isn't anime, Nathen. It's live action

I guess Nathen might not be able to tell the difference

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
EVEN SYDNEY KNOWS I AM CELIBATE LIKE GARFIELD would be a great new thread title

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Of all the weird stuff that happens itt I never in a million years would have ever guessed that someone else would steal GarfieldEATS

lmao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
lmao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

LordArgh posted:

I think it's pretty obvious he has some kind of diagnosable mental illness

We're all aware but it's not worth worrying about. Just point and laugh

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

5er posted:

Holy loving poo poo how tedious and desolate is your life that you have to claim being in love with IP licensing is a pillar of your identity?

Rich failson whose mom gave him valium as a child to calm him down

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Hey everyone remember this thing? The only thing that ever got me any attention? Do you remember it? I remember it. Gonna keep remembering it

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I'm just blown away by this dude. He has millions of daddy bucks. He could go wherever and do whatever. Travel. See the world. Buy whatever he wants. And he actively chooses to spend his time reminiscing about his most famous failed business venture to 5 followers on twitter

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Dear Nathfield,

I never thought this would happen to me.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Wasn't there a recent Zoomer fad of watching the original Columbo show or something?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
lmao this loving clown

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

MSPain posted:

bro, you can't just write your own news article and quote yourself in it

He's been doing it for years

Also I would love to read the actual email he wrote, which outlines the morals of the docu-seriea

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
It's because he's a nobody and isn't affecting their bottom line

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

So do those random collection of words mean anything to anybody, or has nates brain finally fully cracked?

Yes

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Legendary page snipe lmao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
The tonal whiplash of that post is wild

Protect the kids! Sexual assault is bad! By the way I really want my Garfield license back! Nickelodeon producers knew about the abuse! Please give me my Garfield license back!

He always has to make everything about him and the only thing that ever got him any meaningful attention and he just can't let it go after 5 years

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

I feel like Nathen should not have watched or been allowed to watch that documentary

He would have just found something else to use as a vehicle for mentioning how his Garfield license was wrongly stolen from him and why he should get it back

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I just keep thinking that even if somehow Nathen could magically get the Garfield license back, open another restaurant in a similar location with the most rear end kissing landlord ever, and start everything all over again then it would just go out of business again for some other reason

I'm still almost completely certain that the whole "unreasonable landmonster destroying young entrepreneurs" thing was a bullshit lie to cover up the fact that the business failed and went bankrupt but even if that somehow wasn't the case it's clear that he would fail again only maybe the second restaurant would take a little longer to go under

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

Does Nathen think that IP rights are something you can just... Take? Like, does he think they're a physical thing you can steal, or does he think that anyone can just buy them without the current owner's permission, or what??

There are tons of people who honestly believe that if a rich person or a company wants to buy another company, it just happens. I am continually amazed at how stupid some people can be

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

His complete lack of any sort of knowledge of how IP rights work is sorta brilliant with him ostensibly starting and running a company that manages IP rights for people.

There's a part of me that thinks he knows this but he desperately fumbles around for anything to post about that might get him attention or engagement

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

GolfHole posted:

theres a 0% chance he's not here, in this thread, right now

Nah. He has no self control and would post constantly and aggressively against any criticism. And all his posts would look like the word salads he posts everywhere else. He'd be banned within a day of registering

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Frank Frank posted:

Pray 4 Garfield

#Pray4Garfield #cumshots

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I don't think artists should be poor but I also don't think they should intentionally make boring generic bland trash for the primary purpose of maximizing the money they make

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

KISS music sucks. Satanic music is generally good.

:hai:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Wow Nathen sucks at yoga too big surprise

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

I don't even know who this lady is but I'm sure Nathen's on the wrong side.

Same

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

I see Nathen started playing Helldivers 2

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Escape From Noise posted:

Pretty sure he did. He's not responsible for the one in Serbia though.
https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1702524611907252413



I remember seeing this posted last year and it's probably the funniest thing that's happened in this whole bizarre saga

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

pseudanonymous posted:

There was like several days of the mods running amok and posting pro transgender stuff etc.. in response to his bigotted meltdown.

Also there was a funny discordian actively trolling him trying to start Nermal Eats who claimed to be like 22 and kept telling Nathan youth was an asset.

There was also him endlessly trying to get to get free work from his fanvestors and telling his minions to go forth and attack his twitter enemies with the exact energy of Dennis in the episode where the gang goes to their high school reunion.

Yep. All of that is true. Once in a while he'd call some kind of special online meeting in a voice chat. He'd pretend it was some new cool big idea that he wanted to pitch and then he would just talk about himself for like a half hour. And he was super paranoid about lurking trolls so he would call people by their username and try to get them to talk

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Frank Frank posted:

I’m glad I never joined that discord but also kinda sad.

If it makes you feel any better it was pretty boring the majority of the time because Nathen only ever showed up once every couple weeks when he needed some attention or he wanted people to attack someone who made fun of him on twitter

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

I think he's mad that he's not the voice of Garfield

It's this. He whined about it constantly after the movie was announced and Pratt was cast as Garfield

Nathen is too lazy to do this but he should record all Garfield's lines in his own voice and release the audio to play alongside the actual movie

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Dick Bastardly posted:

it would be a shame if someone socially engineered Nathan to do the alternate garf VO and post it online

He wouldn't post it for free. Also it would be the lowest quality audio file ever in some dead cheap format and it probably wouldn't even sync up with the movie

I'm basing this speculation on literally everything else he's done in his life

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

lmfao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Why does he hate Kim Kardashian again?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I have to say that form email is the least lovely thing he's ever written and I think other people are right when they say he actually got help with it. It still has typos and some minor broken English but it's easier to read and understand than anything he's ever posted on social media

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I'm honestly surprised that tweet doesn't have any stupid hashtags in it

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Among all the other reasons to hate Nathen, he also has the worst taste in music

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Please make the YouTube series Nathen

Maybe he'll make more than 3 episodes

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I'm sick of fake manmade icons, but also desperately wish I was one and keep trying to be one

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